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    process
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      what?

      would you a buy off a gypsy?

      what?

      would you buy one of my lucky charms sir?

      oh right, nah im alright thanks.

      thats how the conversation went when i opened my door this morning. bizare. i sort of wish id had a look at what her lucky charms looked like now tho!

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      wheres the nearest site to me then? only been power tools and sofas that they’ve tried to sell me before!

      #1228828
      DaftFader
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        They look well nice you should of got some man!

        #1228823
        process
        Participant

          used to love em as a kid!

          #1228831
          joshd96320
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            lol

            #1228816
            Anonymous

              hi all ,
              I answered the door once when i was ten , it was a gypsie selling lucky heather . I told her that we wasnt interested , she then proceeded to put a curse on me . Lucky i dont believe in that sort of thing ….that and i had my lucky rabbits foot on me and a bottle of holly water lol .

              regards
              Mungo
              ps im now 38 and im still alive is there a time limit on a curse ?

              #1228824
              process
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                @mungo1972 397275 wrote:

                ps im now 38 and im still alive is there a time limit on a curse ?

                nah, im afraid not, they could strike at any time!:wink:

                #1228833
                disco disco
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                  thats fucking great! I love when random stuff for no good reasons happens to people. But persinally no i wouldn’t buy off a gypsy

                  #1228817
                  Anonymous

                    Hi process ,
                    You mean ive gotta spend the rest of my life looking over my shoulder waiting for something bad to happen …….bit like the final destination movies !!!! . Oh well least if it happens ill go in a spectacular totally unbelievable way lol

                    Regards
                    Mungo

                    #1228818
                    Anonymous

                      last week, i spent a fiver on a few leaves from those bushy evergreen trees that grow everywhere :S stupid gypsies, get me every time.

                      #1228829
                      p0ly
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                        @harr!et 398042 wrote:

                        last week, i spent a fiver on a few leaves from those bushy evergreen trees that grow everywhere :S stupid gypsies, get me every time.

                        why?

                        #1228819
                        Anonymous

                          cos she cornered me! she said she’d curse me and i’m too young to die :’/ she had a huge mole on her lip any everything! she was the real mcoy.

                          #1228826
                          Tank Girl
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                            @harr!et 398087 wrote:

                            cos she cornered me! she said she’d curse me and i’m too young to die :’/ she had a huge mole on her lip any everything! she was the real mcoy.

                            what.. you brought ‘lucky heather’?

                            I thought it was only tourists that fell for that these days.. :group_hug

                            #1228830
                            p0ly
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                              Smoke those leaves, you’ll get proper high. Gypo leaves innit

                              #1228820
                              Anonymous

                                Hi Hat ,
                                I think you did the right thing , no one wants a curse . I didnt buy the lucky heather got cursed and although im 38 im still waiting for my nasty end . I wouldnt mind if she was selling something i actually wanted or needed but why is it always lucky heather or clothes pegs …..which they’ve probably nicked from your back garden anyway . I mean they should widen the variety of goods and maybe they’d get more sales , still they do tarmac drives now though lol .

                                regards
                                mungo

                                #1228827
                                Tank Girl
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                                  @mungo1972 398124 wrote:

                                  still they do tarmac drives now though lol .

                                  I ended up having my drive done by some local gypsies (brick paved) – not me – my dickhead ex agreed to ‘cold calling’ without me knowing and didnt realise. I did straight away as soon as I heard about it and wasnt too happy as I was conserned there may be more to the price that he’d agreed…
                                  I must say they did a marvelous job,
                                  but seemed like slave labour – two older chaps about 60 -70 years old and one even got a smack in the mouth from the ‘boss’ (I think on reflection for my benefit to know what he is like ) and they were provided with countless cups of tea and biscuits!! 😉

                                  however it was when it came to pay they suddenly did the whole…

                                  you owe us more money, 3 of em turning up to the house when I was on my own demanding money etc,

                                  I went fucking mental,

                                  in the end I had 2 rather large lads in the front room with baseball bats – just in case –
                                  and I just refused to give anymore then the dumb ex had agreed, they finally realised I wasn’t gonna back down despite the whole ‘threats of we’re gypsies’ etc, and they were paid only what he’d agreed, and luckily got quote / invoice on paper.

                                  I must admit I was shitting it inside but will not have the piss taken out of me by people who think they can intimidate me, they can fuck right off!

                                  I have no problem with peoples heritage (my mum has Romany roots) but its just the intimidation that gets me :hopeless:

                                  #1228832
                                  joshd96320
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                                    go on mummy!

                                    one a gypsy offered me something to make me tipsy and i said NO NO NO

                                    #1228821
                                    Anonymous

                                      Hi Tank Girl ,
                                      Fair play to you , your a brave woman and take no shit . However i think if i was in your shoes i’d have felt better if those two rather large lads had shotguns instead of baseball bats . Still i bet those gypsies wont mess with you again 🙂 . And no i dont disslike gypsies at all , where i used to like as a kid a gypsie family used to stay in the fields not far from my house every year . They were great , they had a proper horse drawn caravan all painted traditionally , beautiful to look at . And they used to let us stroke the horses . They were nice people but as always its the bad ones that every one talks about .

                                      regards
                                      mungo

                                      #1228822
                                      General Lighting
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                                        I reckon I actually know which woman it was what called at process’s door, as she usually is arounds this area.

                                        One of my late fathers best mates was a Gypsy, she lived in a caravan but worked in this high tech scientific lab along with my dad. Gypsy culture is not unlike the upbringing strict Asian families (might be why my Dad got on well with her 😉 ) but just like many Asian cultures its patriarchal and encourages the use of physical strength and dominance behaviour and angry young men can therefore do a lot of damage if not kept in check.

                                        #1228825
                                        process
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                                          i found out that they werent actually from any local site, but had just moved onto a patch of land about 10mins from my house. they were alright apparently. didnt caus eany trouble and where only there for about a week then moved on. they left loads of toilet paper scattered all over the trees though. in my exo its the romany gypsies that are usually the okay ones, but some of the others that dont really hold the same values.

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