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    starlaugh
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      BBC News wrote:
      A disgruntled wife has admitted feeding her husband a curry containing dog excrement after their relationship broke down.

      Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against former husband Donald Martin.

      During the hearing, defence solicitor Terry Gallanagh likened the case to “an episode of Desperate Housewives”.

      Sheriff G.W.Sinclair deferred sentence on Martin until 1 November.
      Depute Fiscal Margaret Dunnipace told the court that on 13 March, after placing the dinner in front of her husband Donald and watching him start to eat it, Martin had burst out laughing.

      At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement instead.

      The court heard that the couple had been married for 21 years but in recent years their relationship “had hit an all time low”.
      Mr Gallanagh claimed that his client had endured “continued mental abuse” over a period of about five years which had taken its toll on her.

      Divorce proceedings

      He said Mr Martin had routinely questioned his wife’s parental skills and had started a new business venture without her knowledge.

      He added: “At that time, she believed he had started an affair although those fears turned out to be unfounded.”

      Following her arrest for the incident, Martin was banned from going anywhere near her husband or the matrimonial home in Langrig Road, Newton Mearns.

      The couple have now begun divorce proceedings.
      Deferring sentence until 1 November, Sheriff Sinclair said that he felt it would be wise to allow more time for matters to be resolved and ordered Martin to be of good behaviour.

      :you_crazy Now thats is some crazy way of getting to someone :yakk:

      #1104083
      Angel
      Moderator

        Saw a program in Denmark a year back about this..

        Don’t remember if it was from UK or US ..

        It was so yakkkkkkk :yakk::yakk::yakk:

        #1104089
        starlaugh
        Participant

          Well Paisley Sheriff Court is in Scotland so it maybe there.

          Its just soooo :yakk: :yakk: :yakk: ewwwwwwww….

          i have heard of food being tampered with but this is probably the worse

          #1104090
          starlaugh
          Participant

            Me Being A Dumb Arse And Some How Posted Twice 😉

            #1104084
            Angel
            Moderator

              I did get it first time :laugh_at::laugh_at:

              #1104085
              Angel
              Moderator

                The thread is posted 2 times too

                http://www.partyvibe.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=24429

                Somthing’s wrong :hopeless::hopeless:

                #1104091
                starlaugh
                Participant

                  Yep must be! i cant make that many fook ups in that short amount of time :hopeless:

                  #1104073
                  General Lighting
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                    I’ve got rid of the duplicate. This is rarely any users fault, but is caused by slow network connections – a common problem when a large number of users share a single gateway to the Internet (such as in an office).

                    #1104079
                    JuBag
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                      Eeeeeewwww..
                      She probably gave it away by laughing, she should have kept her mouth shut till he’d eaten it all…

                      #1104076
                      globalloon
                      Participant

                        a friend wiped a piece of ham on the dog’s arse and put it in a sandwhich for her fellow when he was being a drunken slob :yakk:

                        #1104080
                        JuBag
                        Participant
                          globalloon wrote:
                          a friend wiped a piece of ham on the dog’s arse and put it in a sandwhich for her fellow when he was being a drunken slob :yakk:

                          Hahahahahahahaha excellent…..:crazy_dru

                          #1104082
                          Sound-Guy
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                            Thats it im done with curry lol

                            #1104081
                            JuBag
                            Participant

                              Shitty Korma….Yummy…

                              #1104094
                              Digital-A
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                                :yakk: :yakk: :yakk:

                                #1104077
                                SdZ
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                                  My GF and I once replaced the wrapper on some economy dog food with a chicken curry label. The house mate in question ate the whole thing. That will teach him to steal other peoples food!

                                  haha. :laugh_at:

                                  #1104092
                                  starlaugh
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                                    SdZ wrote:
                                    My GF and I once replaced the wrapper on some economy dog food with a chicken curry label. The house mate in question ate the whole thing. That will teach him to steal other peoples food!

                                    haha. :laugh_at:

                                    :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

                                    Love it! Being an Ex-chef i have seen some wrong things happen to food :yakk:

                                    #1104078
                                    titch
                                    Participant

                                      Brought a Caburys Cream Egg lce cream the other day and there were two curly pubes sticking out the top of it and a loose one in the wrapper :/ Sick !

                                      #1104074
                                      General Lighting
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                                        starlaugh wrote:
                                        :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

                                        Love it! Being an Ex-chef i have seen some wrong things happen to food :yakk:

                                        My dad once worked in a Chinese restaurant; they had various ways of dealing with customers who gave them any sort of racist abuse.

                                        It is very unwise to give such abuse to those (of any background/ethnicity) who are preparing your food… :groucho:

                                        #1104093
                                        starlaugh
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                                          General Lighting wrote:
                                          It is very unwise to give such abuse to those who are preparing your food… :groucho:

                                          Yep! i am always polite to anyone who will be handling or have anything to do with the handling of my food!

                                          But then again i don’t suppose its half as bad if you dont actually know your food has been tampered with…………

                                          #1104095
                                          Digital-A
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                                            General Lighting wrote:
                                            My dad once worked in a Chinese restaurant; they had various ways of dealing with customers who gave them any sort of racist abuse.

                                            It is very unwise to give such abuse to those (of any background/ethnicity) who are preparing your food… :groucho:

                                            care to tell us more GL …. ?

                                            #1104075
                                            General Lighting
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                                              Digital-A wrote:
                                              care to tell us more GL …. ?

                                              probably the same tales that Starlaugh would have encountered, you do get people though who seem to go to an ethnic restaurant just to complain and abuse the staff and they get what they deserve..

                                              #1104086
                                              Angel
                                              Moderator

                                                I’ve never done that :you_crazy

                                                And I never would :yakk:

                                                not sure about the waiters though :weee:

                                                #1104087
                                                Linz
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                                                  Hahaha-revenge tastes so sweet….or perhaps not!:wink:

                                                  #1104088
                                                  PHARTY
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                                                    Wots the big deal wiv dog shit in the food? every bit of food my ex ever cooked me tasted if it had dog shit in it:groucho: perhaps thats why she always called me shitbreath:yakk:

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