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  • #1050680
    Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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      When the zombies attack, what’s everyone’s plan of action?
      mine is rob a land rover and get drunk to 80’s speed metal whilst wearing a cowboy hat…..lol

      #1237962
      GiantMidget
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        What sort of zombies are we talking here?

        #1237961
        Anonymous

          yeah, are we talking.. zombies that can run super dooper fast? :O

          my plan.. everyone has 4x4s around here. nick one of them and make my way asap to asda nearby, which has massive gates all around it and is full up of munch. secure it and then hold out there and formulate my next move, once i’ve assessed the situation. although, i have no weapons (except a small toy air cannon), so i have to think of a way to resolve this. preferably before the zombie apocalypse, i’m not good at on-the-spot thinking.

          #1237968
          p0ly
          Participant

            Take enough Ket to be more zombified than them, befriend them and be the zombie ketamine king!

            simple mateeeeee!!!!

            If i cannot access any dissociatives then i’ll just watch a few episodes of Friends and it’ll have the same effect as 1g k lines every hour.

            #1237975
            Gylfi Gudbjornsson
            Participant

              jokes

              #1237963
              GiantMidget
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                @harr!et 429237 wrote:

                yeah, are we talking.. zombies that can run super dooper fast? :O

                my plan.. everyone has 4x4s around here. nick one of them and make my way asap to asda nearby, which has massive gates all around it and is full up of munch. secure it and then hold out there and formulate my next move, once i’ve assessed the situation. although, i have no weapons (except a small toy air cannon), so i have to think of a way to resolve this. preferably before the zombie apocalypse, i’m not good at on-the-spot thinking.

                Good plan. You supply the 4×4 and I’ll supply the weapons. (not illegal ones mind, all legal) We will need a easily defended location. I have one in mind but this place is haunted by an evil spirit (been here ghosthunting) so probably wouldn’t be the one. Couldn’t relax in this particular place but this is the sort of location that would be ideal. raaa

                [IMG]http://coalhousefort-gallery.com/phy/clim/67243/DSCN2353d.JPG[/IMG]

                If they are fast zombies then I ain’t leaving the house. Fuck that.

                #1237969
                p0ly
                Participant

                  GM ever since your ghost hunting threads i’ve always wanted to do it!

                  do you have any desire to go any time in the next year?

                  #1237974
                  joshd96320
                  Participant

                    borrow a massive rig and blast dubstep at them

                    #1237970
                    p0ly
                    Participant

                      @joshd96320 429285 wrote:

                      borrow a massive rig and blast dubstep at them

                      That’s suicide!

                      #1237964
                      GiantMidget
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                        @p0ly 429284 wrote:

                        GM ever since your ghost hunting threads i’ve always wanted to do it!

                        do you have any desire to go any time in the next year?

                        Dunno, might do. Depends if the right place comes along, Wouldn’t mind doing it all again, was actually speaking to my cousin about it last week. He is a fellow ex hunter and we were talking about doing it all again. Would need to get all the equipment together. Can’t go ghost hunting without the right tools! 😉

                        #1237971
                        p0ly
                        Participant

                          you ever go intoxicated?

                          #1237981
                          Partytime
                          Participant

                            @p0ly 429284 wrote:

                            GM ever since your ghost hunting threads i’ve always wanted to do it!

                            do you have any desire to go any time in the next year?

                            I’m up for this…

                            #1237965
                            GiantMidget
                            Participant

                              @p0ly 429309 wrote:

                              you ever go intoxicated?

                              Used to do a bit of poodle when doing long investigations (back when I could talk on it lol). Never did em pissed though. alcohol is a big no no. Specially when walking in the dark, easy to trip over sober let alone pissed!

                              Also you wouldn’t want to do trippy stuff either. That fort (in the picture) has a demonic spirit that resides there.

                              Bad place to be tripping imo! :crazy:

                              #1237972
                              p0ly
                              Participant

                                @GiantMidget 429321 wrote:

                                Used to do a bit of poodle when doing long investigations (back when I could talk on it lol). Never did em pissed though. alcohol is a big no no. Specially when walking in the dark, easy to trip over sober let alone pissed!

                                Also you wouldn’t want to do trippy stuff either. That fort (in the picture) has a demonic spirit that resides there.

                                Bad place to be tripping imo! :crazy:

                                I’m too scared to go ghost hunting tripping :hopeless:

                                #1237982
                                Partytime
                                Participant

                                  @GiantMidget 429321 wrote:

                                  Used to do a bit of poodle when doing long investigations (back when I could talk on it lol). Never did em pissed though. alcohol is a big no no. Specially when walking in the dark, easy to trip over sober let alone pissed!

                                  Also you wouldn’t want to do trippy stuff either. That fort (in the picture) has a demonic spirit that resides there.

                                  Bad place to be tripping imo! :crazy:

                                  Maybe we could share with the demon? 😉

                                  #1237976
                                  Gylfi Gudbjornsson
                                  Participant

                                    i found inspiration from the faggy anon’s at /b/

                                    #1237966
                                    GiantMidget
                                    Participant

                                      @p0ly 429327 wrote:

                                      I’m too scared to go ghost hunting tripping :hopeless:

                                      I was scared when this thing announced itself. the group did a Ouija board (I was observing) and one of the birds asked if the spirit was human. It said no, then the mediums started wigging out and said it was demonic. Then we asked if it wished us harm, it said yes. then asked if it would target an individual person. the planchette then pointed at me and my cousin. It also spelt out that it was going to follow me home (cos I walked around insulting the spirits before the investigation, used to always do this!).

                                      My trousers then turned brown after that. :hopeless:

                                      #1237983
                                      Partytime
                                      Participant

                                        @GiantMidget 429340 wrote:

                                        I was scared when this thing announced itself. the group did a Ouija board (I was observing) and one of the birds asked if the spirit was human. It said no, then the mediums started wigging out and said it was demonic. Then we asked if it wished us harm, it said yes. then asked if it would target an individual person. the planchette then pointed at me and my cousin. It also spelt out that it was going to follow me home (cos I walked around insulting the spirits before the investigation, used to always do this!).

                                        My trousers then turned brown after that. :hopeless:

                                        I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want to go. 😥

                                        #1237979
                                        Fizzbombheid
                                        Participant

                                          i would rob a warship and paint it mental colours with “come ahead ya undead tramps!” written in massive letters on the side. i’d hire a motley crew of drug users, drunks, tidy birds and nutters and we would sail around our island blasting out choonz to entice the zombies onto the beach.

                                          I would wear an admiral uniform made out of meat like lady ga-ga but much cooler, and order me crew to fire on the zombies with our laser weaponry and old fashioned bazookas and rockets and shit.

                                          i’d enjoy that :weee:

                                          #1237977
                                          Gylfi Gudbjornsson
                                          Participant

                                            @Fizzbombheid 429345 wrote:

                                            i would rob a warship and paint it mental colours with “come ahead ya undead tramps!” written in massive letters on the side. i’d hire a motley crew of drug users, drunks, tidy birds and nutters and we would sail around our island blasting out choonz to entice the zombies onto the beach.

                                            I would wear an admiral uniform made out of meat like lady ga-ga but much cooler, and order me crew to fire on the zombies with our laser weaponry and old fashioned bazookas and rockets and shit.

                                            i’d enjoy that :weee:

                                            i wanna dress up as princesss laya though, like this:

                                            #1237980
                                            Fizzbombheid
                                            Participant

                                              @nn-Gazatryptamine 429346 wrote:

                                              i wanna dress up as princesss laya though, like this:

                                              she has the face of a pill too far in that pic lol

                                              #1237967
                                              GiantMidget
                                              Participant

                                                @Partytime 429344 wrote:

                                                I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want to go. 😥

                                                It wasn’t always like that, Most of the time it was really boring, oh and cold. it was always fucking freezing whenever we did these investigations. 😉

                                                #1237978
                                                Gylfi Gudbjornsson
                                                Participant

                                                  @Fizzbombheid 429350 wrote:

                                                  she has the face of a pill too far in that pic lol

                                                  yeah innit!!! she just dropped 11 pills and 3g’s of MDMA now her bum is doing the tango

                                                  #1237984
                                                  Partytime
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                                                    @nn-Gazatryptamine 429353 wrote:

                                                    yeah innit!!! she just dropped 11 pills and 3g’s of MDMA now her bum is doing the tango

                                                    Looool.

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