What’s Your Special Forum Power [username]?

[p0ly]

@Savvydravvy 504642 wrote:

my power is the ability to smile on the Underground.

You can’t be a real londoner then, surely?

[Savvydravvy]

@p0ly 504644 wrote:

You can’t be a real londoner then, surely?

Just to counter my smiling, when someone brushes past me I tut, shake my head and mutter “Faackin foreigners” under my breath.

[Winston Smith]

im quite good on bikes…never gonna win the TT though coffin first I fear

[justinroebuck]

This video explains MXE perfectly Electric Guest – American Daydream – YouTube
and yall are tripping me the fuck out mannn

[sick_perfection]

I can probably be drunk and walk in a straight line haha

[p0ly]

@sick_perfection 505609 wrote:

I can probably be drunk and walk in a straight line haha

prove it!

[MC G-Tek]

@p0ly 505676 wrote:

prove it!

Sir, Sir, p0ly’s trying to get the new girl pissed already Sir!

[p0ly]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]83098[/ATTACH]@MC G-Tek 505682 wrote:

Sir, Sir, p0ly’s trying to get the new girl pissed already Sir!

Duh !

[MC G-Tek]

@p0ly 505683 wrote:

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Duh !

LOL, you don’t even need to be on a fkin date dude! Your t-shirt has a sign saying ‘I fuck on any day with a ‘Y’ in it!’

[p0ly]

I prefer ‘everyday’.

[MC G-Tek]

@p0ly 505692 wrote:

I prefer ‘everyday’.

Probably a better way of putting it, but by now mate, you should know my style – why use 1 word when 10 will suffice?

[p0ly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRkkevLyQcc

EVERYDAY!! TELL DEM!

[The Psyentist]

YouTube

[Deezl]

I can identify a females bra size by merely looking at her chesticles. And i’m right 95% of the time, seriously.

[Deezl]

..wait thats not a forum power. My bad i’m a little cunted.

[Flavour Changer]

My middle name is actually ‘Festivus’ – means ‘party’ in latin – it’s also now the name of a celebratory holiday on Dec 23rd an alternative to solstice/christmas. Dad has since commented that he wasn’t quite prepared for how it would manifest. I think that’s me qualified for being a wee little David Icke-style holographic microcosm of the vibe as a whole.

[Anonymous]

I just joined yesterday and already im the police!!!!!haha
My special power is the ability to make the purest mdma ever

[Sincerepopcorn]

@p0ly 498207 wrote:

Hi I’m p0ly I don’t know myself very well, but I know I can craft a story out of a math equation. :crazy_dru

How about you [username]?

Er…definitely not the craft of storytelling through math equation that’s fer sure! Hmmm…get back to you on that one methinks, I’s a bit slow in general…:crazy_diz

[Sincerepopcorn]

okay – got it. I have the special power of (and I really do) showing uncanny strength whilst a bit inebriated…solid pine and marble tables a speciality!

[Anonymous]

Making a tit of myself when drunk and decideding everyone hates me. Skills

[stayawayfromafrica]

I can share my vast experiences with substances,help for rc buyers,an general hate for my country.makes me ill

[crankdaddy]

Im with chrispydelic

[crankdaddy]

I would also like to thank the 118 people that voted for me on whether or not i was the police cheers!!!!!!

[Shoestring]

My forum power?
Well, I don’t lie, especially when it comes to somebody in need of information on opiates since I’ve been there, done that for so long and I offer only my best and honest advice & opinions. I stopped hopping freight trains just a couple of years ago and now live in a nice apartment and live alone and loneliness is a disease all in itself! That’s why I’m great with people and I love to talk to people since I have a severe case of social anxiety and I rarely ever leave my apartment now and it’s really getting to me mentally not having anyone to communicate with. One thing’s for sure,…..I’ll never do you wrong nor will I ever lie to anyone. ~~~~~~~~[ATTACH=CONFIG]83251[/ATTACH]
This is a photo of me climbing on board a locomotive for a warm and dry ride from Alexandria, Louisiana to Houston, Texas.
What a blast it is to hop a freight train anywhere in North America and just sit back and enjoy the awesome countryside as the scenery passes me by and nobody else on Earth knows I’m there but me and God!

[Anonymous]

Thou are a mathematically marvelous magician, p0ly.

I, Tor Hershman, am The Iconoclast Deluxe, The Amazon River of Consciousness, the world’s greatest, & worst, creaTOR of parodies.

Chant my name as this video demands…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m6qC6FCiY0
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