What’s Your Special Forum Power [username]?

[timisme420]

My special ability is to kick people in the crotch then run away.

[thelog]

Crack smoking is my power

[Pat McDonald]

@p0ly 499420 wrote:

Being Jewish is cool?

Well, the (very slim amount of) scientific evidence is that being Jewish is actually a myth (in the sense of being born Jewish). DNA does not lie;-

A Reassessment of the Jewish DNA Evidence

However, I reckon the 10 commandments are a pretty cool way to live. Quite a durable legacy. I reckon the rest of Leviticus just has to be bogus (Moses carried that down on 2 stone tablets? You couldn’t read such with a microscope) but, it’s a culture, it is durable, and I don’t have a problem with somebody just because they believe in something. If I can show their belief to be false, and they cling to it, the fault is partyly at least in my explanation.

Mind you, a Jewish state that relies on lying, thieving, murder and deception strikes me as an oxymoron. BUT, there is an important disctinction here – I have a problem with the actions of SOME people who claim to be Jewish. Not the people, but the actions, I condemn. Likewise, so called Muslims who insist they have the right to kill non-Muslims who won’t convert to Islam, or Christians who insist that “Love thy neighbour” includes drone bombing them.

Doesn’t leave me with many allies, but my conscience is clean.

[grandpa]

Hello Poly,
I’m not very good at maths, and know myself and my weaknesses too well but if i was tripping my nut off on the best dmt around I still think a story told only in maths equations would frazzle my mind (not hard to frazzle my mind, esp on the ol dmt 😮

[grandpa]

this is an accidental post and i’m so grandpa-ish i can’t work out how to undo it

[grandpa]

oops – another instance of grandpa posting fucktardedly all over the place

[grandpa]

@MC G-Tek 498214 wrote:

I have the twin powers of sarcasm and talking bollocks!

I prefer (my) bollocks and talking sarcasm, in no particular order

[grandpa]

Right, I’m off to get twatted

I hope to be posting in here more often now – I never realised I was such a sensation before

I feel kinda weird

Peace and bangin tunes to all and to all a good night 🙂

[MC G-Tek]

@grandpa 500097 wrote:

Right, I’m off to get twatted

I hope to be posting in here more often now – I never realised I was such a sensation before

I feel kinda weird

Peace and bangin tunes to all and to all a good night 🙂

Cool man, enjoy getting messy. No doubt speak to ya again soon dude, have a good ‘un.

[Rupe Taylor]

hi my names rupe, and whenever i pee it hurts 😀 thats my power..

[Gylfi Gudbjornsson]

@Rupe Taylor 500806 wrote:

hi my names rupe, and whenever i pee it hurts 😀 thats my power..

well stop peeing then. Problem solved.

[The Psyentist]

@DOTM 499395 wrote:

I’m pretty sure starting a business is the first thing to talk about when you chat to people fucked on stims

I find the main and sometimes only topic discussed when on Stims is simply how fucked you are, often preceded with’im comin up like a paedo in a primary school’

[The Psyentist]

@NN~Gazatryptamine 500815 wrote:

well stop peeing then. Problem solved.

Why would he do that, then no super power.I’m only assuming lasers shoot out his dick or summet.If not, dude go GUM clinic

[know_hope]

@The Psyientist 500824 wrote:

Why would he do that, then no super power.I’m only assuming lasers shoot out his dick or summet.If not, dude go GUM clinic

aww he’s the little baby…

baby rupe

[Xenoben]

The power to entertain stray cats, but only on tuesdays, and to the sound of countdown!

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[The Psyentist]

@Ben Gildersleve 501441 wrote:

The power to entertain stray cats, but only on tuesdays, and to the sound of countdown!

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You’re peculiar. I like you. Welcome to the vibe.

[Anonymous]

Hi all ,

My special power is remaining unperturbed in the face of false / unjust accusations made upon my character ….BU TAN TSAI ….

My other powers are Tai chi , REIKI and meditation for a total of maybe 25 years ….AND I ALWAYS try to treat people the way I like to be treated myself …

HAPPY QUOTE : Life is short but I am not …..

SERIOUS QUOTE : Happiness and suffering are the SAME the only difference is the mental approach taken by the person involved .We have the power to CHOOSE our mental approach to everything .

Serious Quote : In life we are all the same , we all sit on the toilet…so if it your toilet , keep it clean ..

PEACE AND RESPECT TO ALL …KB .

[p0ly]

@kindbanana 502475 wrote:

Hi all ,

My special power is remaining unperturbed in the face of false / unjust accusations made upon my character ….BU TAN TSAI ….

My other powers are Tai chi , REIKI and meditation for a total of maybe 25 years ….AND I ALWAYS try to treat people the way I like to be treated myself …

HAPPY QUOTE : Life is short but I am not …..

SERIOUS QUOTE : Happiness and suffering are the SAME the only difference is the mental approach taken by the person involved .We have the power to CHOOSE our mental approach to everything .

Serious Quote : In life we are all the same , we all sit on the toilet…so if it your toilet , keep it clean ..

PEACE AND RESPECT TO ALL …KB .

you mean sucking yourself off?

[Gylfi Gudbjornsson]

@p0ly 504131 wrote:

you mean sucking yourself off?

Par’d!

[Tank Girl]

I’m a jacked up care bear

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:love:

[sinner69]

EDIT ehh my fingers are spastic….

[The Psyentist]

I can harden my penis if my thumbs are getting tired while hitchhiking.

[thelog]

@The Psyientist 504365 wrote:

I can harden my penis if my thumbs are getting tired while hitchhiking.

Ok Mr banana,

[thelog]

my power is “wanna fuck”

[Savvydravvy]

my power is the ability to smile on the Underground.

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