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From sweaty socks to sex toys, ceramic cooking hobs to your wife’s girlfriend – a new survey suggests it might be time to find out what is lurking under your bed.
Dirty plates, guitars and a mouldy Chinese takeaway were all discovered gathering dust beneath beds, the hotel chain Travelodge has found.
One of the 2,000 adults questioned returned home to find his wife under the covers and a ‘rustling sound’ coming from under the bed.
It turned out to be his wife’s secret girlfriend.
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One woman feared a gas leak only to discover the source of the stench came from a pair of her husband’s sweaty football socks left festering for two years.
:yakk::yakk::yakk:
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Another man was helping his mother-in-law move her bed only to find her collection of adult toys.
Hmm Hmm :groucho::groucho::groucho:
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Over a third of those polled said they only vacuumed under the bed once a year.
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One in four would be embarrassed if someone looked under their bed.
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Travelodge spokesman Wayne Munnelly said: “Your bed is a haven and its surroundings should be clean and clutter-free to aid a good night’s sleep and that includes under your bed.”
Soooooooo.. what’s under your bed ???
(if anybody dares to answer) :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
