Yes, the contemporary shit sucks. I did all the towny clubbing thing as a fresher a few years ago. I even still enjoy it if I’m really fucked and don’t care too much, but I generally hate everything about that scene now.
The boys in my house love that sort of thing. Whenever Will.i.am or whatever pinheaded git is famous at that point is echoing from their rooms, I duly respond with some DUMPH DUMPH DUMPH DUMPH. YEEEEAAAAAAA raaa raaa raaa