I once had some yank come up to me in the middle of aldgate and start rapping (if you could call it that) about weed.

@Izbeckistan 537744 wrote:

Dude, some guys in my old town (one was only 17) took to many psychedelics and jumped into a river mid december last year. They where not so fortunate and both died there and then 🙁

not nice:( Think it’s safe to say use of psychedelics and freezing lakes and rivers do not go well together

Think I’ve posted this before for some reason in another thread but I once witnessed a dodgy wild/feral looking guy on a bmx, (and drugs or just pure craziness I assume), cycle past me with a rucksack clutched in one hand. If it wasn’t for the fact he had a a very shifty but determined look in his eyes I probably wouldn’t have even really registered his passing. Anyway he looked like he was experiencing a personal espionage mission.

He barely got beyond me before abruptly bailing the bike and hopping a fence before scurrying towards a pond. What I witnessed next blew my mind beyond which any logical explanation other than madness could provide adequate comprehension. He knelt by the pond and lowered the rucksack to the waters edge as if returning a fish to it’s natural habitat, opened the zip and four or five seagulls came squawking out in a flurry of feathers, noise and shit. The guy calmly observed the birds liberating ascent into the sky before jumping back on his bike and casually cycling off, to capture a cluster of hedgehogs for his holdall maybe???

Seen a guy I knew eat a goldfish straight out the tank for a dare/joke ( yes this was back in Red Dwarf early 90s and there was some joke comment comparing his dancing to the cat )……… but TBH not sure if it really happened, I was sure at the time, there were a few of us there and we were all sure, but days later I wondered if it had been a trick, and now years later Im not even sure if I didnt imagine the whole thing……….

Weird how things that happen ( see or do ) when your messed up become the stories you tell, and as time goes on the memory of the event fades but the story stays recent because you still tell it, and with many of them all thats left is the memories of telling the story………. I kinda wish I had kept a journal when younger so I could compare the real memory of the event the the most recent telling of the story and see if’s it’s changed, or by how much

oh…lol. the funniest thing would be seeing daftfader wheel thelog, all k n benzo’d up, on a trolley, through a half open shutter into an unsuspecting tesco at 8am sunday morning

tesco didn’t see us coming…..oh wait they might have

@thelog 537945 wrote:

What!! when did this happen??? :sign0078:

more a case of when doesn’t it happen with daft he loves them trollies.

Craziest thing I see lots of people on drink and drugs doing is… nothing.

We’re on the edge of a new Dark Age ruled by corporate barbarians with zero ethical or moral standards, and most people have both their thumbs up their arse and their head in the sand.

Now THAT is crazy.

im pretty sure i saw a woman take a shit in the mens urinal at the afterparty of the SUF night on saturday whilst casually having a conversation with two other blokes in there. but i was so confused i now doubt whether it actually happened