i was at a party in countryside house a while back, and a bat flew in thruu the patio, it circled the lightbulb like four times, really controlled, then pelted itself into the curtain. my mate who was used to this, jane, picked it up with herhand behind it, thumb underneath the body, two middle fingers on top and twooutside fingers under the wings to spread them out. was one of the most amazing things ive seen in my life. theyve got little bulldog faces, and their fur is really soft.

my first girlfreind fucked off to veitnam to count bats in the rainforest to prevent the govenment building a motorway. she knew a stupid ammount about them. bats rule. theres loads in the village im in.

if u wanna see em, go to water and shine a torch across it at night. it will attract moths, and bats will swoop into your beam to eat em. you heard it hear first (or third)

phat, whats egypt like? i hear its hot! arf.

any fit men to rub your boobs at?

why did you pick that destination? you with your fams or summat?

ive been there myself. are yoiu sure everything’s alright? nothing bothering you? arf.

juicy redness is great, stawberries are nice too! thats a pretty diverse base you have in your location hun, whats gwan there?

surrey originally, uni in bristol, left there to live in brighton, and currently chillin at my mums in france. so i see where ur comin from! its nice having different places to stay, i havent found my ideal location yet, but if move about, im happy. if i stay in one place i feel like it repesents me, and that gets on my tits (especially in surrey, i hjave a big chip on my shoulder from growing up in the land of pretentious middle class horror. nice for picnics tho!)

more into my visuals. but i do likeraving to bit of dnb, jungle, techo or trance, in that order. and hiphop and folk are what i like mixing should anyone be foolish enough to let me behind the dex.

not a nomad nesseccarily, just havent found the right spot to chill. bristols my fav place so far….

do like a bit of punky ska thype rock shit, saw the deftomes at reading way back when they were well good, got my eyebro ring ripped off in the crowd, didnt notice till i wondered were all the blood came from. thats a good gig in my book. also rancid, monster magnet, pitchshifter, dust jumkies and silver chair put on good shows. not my cup of tea these days, not a big fan of distortion inmy tunes.