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  • #1055087
    p0ly
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      Tomorrow guys… Let’s make a poll

      #1266977
      p0ly
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        I voted celebrate though I don’t consider it a celebration. I just have been told I’m supposed to make some sort of effort which I’m not too happy about as I’ve never ever celebrated or took notice of this fuckin’ ‘love’ day.

        #1266990
        know_hope
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          this may as well be ‘are you in a relationship or not?’ as if u are in one ‘not celebrating’ would be a bad move if you’re a guy… and if you’re a girl you expect you’re guy to celebrate

          #1266978
          p0ly
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            You don’t need to be in a relationship to celebrate it. Good day to hook up with people, going out on the pull or trying it on with someone would be celebrating it would it not?

            I’m not Christian but I celebrate the Mass of Christ… If I lived in USA I’d celebrate 4th of July not that I’d give two fucks about American Independence…

            #1266979
            p0ly
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              @know_hope 524776 wrote:

              this may as well be ‘are you in a relationship or not?’ as if u are in one ‘not celebrating’ would be a bad move if you’re a guy… and if you’re a girl you expect you’re guy to celebrate

              Also I have a relationship poll thread and tomorrow is Valentine’s day so it’s on topic brah

              #1266991
              know_hope
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                lol dont brah me brah. i hate being brah’ed

                #1266995
                Izbeckistan
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                  @know_hope 524776 wrote:

                  ‘not celebrating’ would be a bad move if you’re a guy… and if you’re a girl you expect you’re guy to celebrate

                  Somebody made a alternative to valentines for men called ‘steak and blowjob day’
                  utter bollocks, us girls don’t want flowers and teddy bears…we want chocolate icecream and oral sex :p

                  #1266996
                  Izbeckistan
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                    actually….super noodles and oral sex

                    #1266980
                    p0ly
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                      @Izbeckistan 524786 wrote:

                      actually….super noodles and oral sex

                      You do like some grotty food. I take it you aren’t ever gonna be part of a Salad Appreciation Society.

                      #1266998
                      Izbeckistan
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                        hehe, I’m actually a bit of an organic freak.
                        Today I had udon noodles, with kale, oyster mushrooms, fish source (its like Japanese lee and perings) and a miso base.
                        Sometimes I’m naughty and have a fried egg on top (only spoilt chicken eggs they taste soo much better)

                        #1266992
                        know_hope
                        Participant

                          noodles and oral sex sounds messy

                          #1266981
                          p0ly
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                            @Izbeckistan 524789 wrote:

                            hehe, I’m actually a bit of an organic freak.
                            Today I had udon noodles, with kale, oyster mushrooms, fish source (its like Japanese lee and perings) and a miso base.
                            Sometimes I’m naughty and have a fried egg on top (only spoilt chicken eggs they taste soo much better)

                            How can you eat such nectar but state on a special day you want super noodles… eugh they make me feel like shit 😀 i remember though when i first tried them… utter love, just like cuppa soups but the exact same thing happened. I overdid them cos they definitely have some added addictive chemical which makes you keep eating/drinking them and then you feel this odd sickness from too much of whatever they put in it and completely puts you off it!! I was put off cuppa soups til only about a year ago from about 8 years back!

                            I still haven’t got over my throwing up from cider 8 years ago, still tastes horrid to me. ffs

                            #1266982
                            p0ly
                            Participant

                              I rarely if ever give oral because I don’t like receiving…

                              #1266999
                              Izbeckistan
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                                @p0ly 524792 wrote:

                                How can you eat such nectar but state on a special day you want super noodles… eugh they make me feel like shit 😀 i remember though when i first tried them… utter love, just like cuppa soups but the exact same thing happened. I overdid them cos they definitely have some added addictive chemical which makes you keep eating/drinking them and then you feel this odd sickness from too much of whatever they put in it and completely puts you off it!! I was put off cuppa soups til only about a year ago from about 8 years back!

                                I still haven’t got over my throwing up from cider 8 years ago, still tastes horrid to me. ffs

                                It was more of a jest really
                                I used to love love love super noodles but now I sware the ingredients have changed..

                                #1266969
                                thelog
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                                  @p0ly 524787 wrote:

                                  You do like some grotty food. I take it you aren’t ever gonna be part of a Salad Appreciation Society.

                                  “You don’t win friends with salad”

                                  Anyway, all you damn commerce lovers can shove your imaginary day up your very real anus. I’m gonna be getting bummed at bum club in the morning anyway.

                                  #1267006
                                  korno
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                                    @p0ly 524793 wrote:

                                    I rarely if ever give oral because I don’t like receiving…

                                    You don’t like blowjobs?
                                    Wtf are you serious?!

                                    #1267001
                                    MC G-Tek
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                                      @Izbeckistan 524784 wrote:

                                      …we want chocolate icecream and oral sex :p

                                      Why did this make me think of ‘2 girls, 1 cup’?

                                      #1266983
                                      p0ly
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                                        @korno 524820 wrote:

                                        You don’t like blowjobs?
                                        Wtf are you serious?!

                                        Nope. Never ever done it for me and then I have to get cock juice in my mouth unless i’m feeling like an asshole and send them to the toilet or dose them with listerine.

                                        #1267007
                                        korno
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                                          @p0ly 524822 wrote:

                                          Nope. Never ever done it for me and then I have to get cock juice in my mouth unless i’m feeling like an asshole and send them to the toilet or dose them with listerine.

                                          Ew you can’t give a girl oral after you came in her man-hole that’s rank lol!
                                          If you don’t like blowjobs i honestly think you aint received a mind blowing one yet!
                                          I hated guys going down on me for years until this one guy blew my mind into another dimension, i actually went blind for a about a minute!
                                          Thats never happened again though as most guys are pretty shit. so 1 time in 10 years of sexual activity. Pffft.

                                          #1266984
                                          p0ly
                                          Participant

                                            @korno 524824 wrote:

                                            Ew you can’t give a girl oral after you came in her man-hole that’s rank lol!
                                            If you don’t like blowjobs i honestly think you aint received a mind blowing one yet!
                                            I hated guys going down on me for years until this one guy blew my mind into another dimension, i actually went blind for a about a minute!
                                            Thats never happened again though as most guys are pretty shit. so 1 time in 10 years of sexual activity. Pffft.

                                            Was the anal thing a joke? cos i meant be a dickhead and made them clean their mouth.

                                            well a girl made me cum for the first time with her hand last year… I just don’t find a girl sucking that exciting or nice or feel much tbh. I’m afflicted you see.. takes me hours… last time i was with my gf i kept her up for 12 hours unable to cum… it sucked. I wasn’t even very high either.

                                            #1267008
                                            korno
                                            Participant

                                              What lol, i never mentioned anal anywhere, haaah anal on the brain dude!
                                              I’m sure your saying this is just a tactic so you can score more sucky sucky :crazy_dru

                                              #1266970
                                              thelog
                                              Participant

                                                The old “Blow jobs don’t do it for me” trick is it. Okay P0lysauraus you win. Come down to brighton and i’ll show you how it’s done.

                                                #1266985
                                                p0ly
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                                                  I’d rather have a hug than a BJ. No lie, they bore me.

                                                  #1267009
                                                  korno
                                                  Participant

                                                    Oh oh i wanna show him too, i reeeally wanna be the one who makes him feel special then i can live my life thinking that he’ll never forget meeeeee!

                                                    #1267010
                                                    korno
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                                                      @p0ly 524834 wrote:

                                                      I’d rather have a hug than a BJ. No lie, they bore me.

                                                      Gob-smacked.

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