[username] whats the best swear word ever?

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June 12, 2011 at 2:48 pm #1051097
wickle
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go on, tell us your favourite 😀
June 12, 2011 at 2:49 pm #1240738
Anonymous
feck or smeg
June 12, 2011 at 2:50 pm #1240742
sinner69
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plain words together with a variation of fuck
June 12, 2011 at 3:07 pm #1240765
mungo1972
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Hi All ,
Well i guess the swear word i use the most is Fuck , but i think the Daddy of all swear words has to be the c word that most women dont like !!!!! . I hardly ever use it but when i do it has the effect !!!! .

regards
Mungo
June 12, 2011 at 3:07 pm #1240745
Tank Girl
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cunt, usually with fucking in front of it
June 12, 2011 at 3:13 pm #1240743
sinner69
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is cunt a plain word? if not add that as well…cunt is fucking good word…we can all be cunts but only the girls have’em
June 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm #1240766
mungo1972
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Hi all ,
See theres me trying not to say Cunt lol as some women really hate it !!!!! . And then Tank Girl just comes right out with it LOL , i nearly spat me water out my mouth ….then i choked ….but laughed like a fucking cunt straight after 🙂 . Mungo must remember not to drink water when reading PV threads again !!! 🙂

regards
Mungo
June 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm #1240746
Tank Girl
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@mungo1972 439385 wrote:

Hi all ,
See theres me trying not to say Cunt lol as some women really hate it !!!!! . And then Tank Girl just comes right out with it LOL , i nearly spat me water out my mouth ….then i choked ….but laughed like a fucking cunt straight after 🙂 . Mungo must remember not to drink water when reading PV threads again !!! 🙂

regards
Mungo

I’m renound for using it on a daily basis – esp when driving – only prob is I forgot my mum was in the car with me once!!! lol
June 12, 2011 at 3:47 pm #1240772
RinkyDink23
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Shit cunt has got to be the worst, but I never use it! fuck is my fave but with a teen in the house I try sooo hard not to swear, its inevitable though…SHIT is the one I us the most. x
June 12, 2011 at 3:50 pm #1240747
Tank Girl
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I also like knob jockey, its funny
June 12, 2011 at 3:52 pm #1240767
mungo1972
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Hi Tank Girl ,
Oh luckily working where i work we swear all the time !!!! , but i have learnt to turn it off when im not in work or when we get visitors etc . Some lads though are effing and jeffing when we get school kids visiting …..i have to remind them !!!! Language . However once their gone who gives a fuck 🙂 .

Driving though i do all the time when im on my own ……i hope people just think im singing 🙂 ……no its me calling the nobber in front some choice words 🙂 . Mind you i have tried to calm myself down as road rage just gets you wound up , so now i mark them 1- 10 ( 10 being the worst ) which they get a short clap of the hands 🙂 as they have done so well lol

regards
Mungo
June 12, 2011 at 3:58 pm #1240758
Moonie
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I was coming back from the pub not long ago, and there was an abandoned car sitting there on the way home. That was about 1AM. By 5AM when I was out for work, someone had come out with their spray paint, and painted “SHITCUNT” on the bonnet of the car.

That is the best swearword.
June 12, 2011 at 4:26 pm #1240762
cozmic
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Motherfucker! sounds extra cool in a Samual L Jackson, Chris Rock or Tommy DeVito (goodfellas) voice.
June 12, 2011 at 4:32 pm #1240771
Juniperus
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My favorite so far is cunt. I fell in love with it the moment my English boyfriend taught me it. He did say that it was the worst swear word in English so that’s probably why I really like it…
June 12, 2011 at 4:38 pm #1240768
mungo1972
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Hi Juniperus ,
Again another moment where Mungo nearly spat coffee all over the computer screen lol and laughed like a mad man . Maybe its only my generation of ladies that dont like the word Cunt !!!!

regards
Mungo
June 12, 2011 at 4:40 pm #1240751
p0ly
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sklep
June 12, 2011 at 4:50 pm #1240769
mungo1972
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Hi Poly ,
I only know a bit of Polish ” krowiego gówna ” and there it is 🙂

regards
Mungo
June 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm #1240763
pitchbender
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most direct : porca puttana

most fancy : cazzo di Buddha

most used : merda / vaffanculo

( last but not least , the best one from norway ) : FY FAEN ikke sant
June 12, 2011 at 9:00 pm #1240739
Anonymous
Not really a swear word..but ‘chutney ferret’ makes oi larf..
June 13, 2011 at 6:25 am #1240770
mungo1972
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Hi Celticchris .
You could always add raving to that so ” raving chutney ferret ” ……..not heard that in years 🙂

regards
Mungo
June 13, 2011 at 8:37 am #1240744
sinner69
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@PB; ja, fy faen er god 😀
June 13, 2011 at 8:42 am #1240752
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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Jembem ti mamo
June 15, 2011 at 11:21 am #1240756
Fizzbombheid
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here in Scotland, cunt can be used as a term of endearment…ie..”he’s a good cunt” it gets used in all meaning…daft cunt, radge cunt, dirty cunt,silly cunt but if someone just calls you a “CUNT!” then thats fighting talk and you better be prepared to “twat that cunt!”

Another good Scottish one is “Bawbag” you are basically calling someone a scrotum. So if someone is being a “CUNT!” hit them and tell them to “Stop their bawbaggery!”
June 15, 2011 at 4:11 pm #1240748
Tank Girl
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@Fizzbombheid 440113 wrote:

h radge cunt

I like that
June 15, 2011 at 6:25 pm #1240757
Fizzbombheid
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@Tank Girl 440175 wrote:

I like that

Radge is an Edinburgh term for a mentaloid… but in a nice way lol

It works on it’s own. “Ye heard that Tank Girl aye? she’s fuckin RADGE!”

Tis a good ting 😉
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