Tings you’ve Never Done

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July 8, 2011 at 6:57 pm #1241549
Tank Girl
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@JamZandwich 443075 wrote:

gonna go for a walk n try to cheer myself up me thinks

have a lovely walk 🙂
July 8, 2011 at 7:02 pm #1241599
Fizzbombheid
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@JamZandwich 443075 wrote:

foreign flies love the stench of booze so ive been told

i’ve never been THIS fed up/bored in my life. sober friday nights just dont cut it. gonna go for a walk n try to cheer myself up me thinks

take a jamzandwich with ya bud. walking makes ya hungry ma man 😉
July 8, 2011 at 7:07 pm #1241577
wickle
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cheers!
July 8, 2011 at 7:08 pm #1241600
Fizzbombheid
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i have never worn a tie in my puff.

i’m quite proud of that.
July 8, 2011 at 7:10 pm #1241601
Fizzbombheid
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@Tank Girl 443077 wrote:

have a lovely walk 🙂

anybody else read that as “have a lovely wank” ??

sorry for my filthy but natural and perfectly normal mind.
July 8, 2011 at 7:22 pm #1241550
Tank Girl
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@Fizzbombheid 443084 wrote:

i have never worn a tie in my puff.

i’m quite proud of that.

I used to wear a big fat kipper at school, everyone else had thin ones

mine was much more superior as I used to wear a shirt with tails too!!
July 8, 2011 at 7:23 pm #1241551
Tank Girl
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I have never been to court or arrested

(well I’ve been to court but not myself if that makes sence)
July 8, 2011 at 7:27 pm #1241602
Fizzbombheid
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@Tank Girl 443088 wrote:

I have never been to court or arrested

(well I’ve been to court but not myself if that makes sence)

i’ve done both a good few times…………..and still never wore a tie lol
July 8, 2011 at 7:47 pm #1241552
Tank Girl
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@Fizzbombheid 443091 wrote:

i’ve done both a good few times…………..and still never wore a tie lol

good for you – we were having this discussion earlier

as my friend went to court and he was like what the fuck is a suit gonna do – its not gonna make the evidence dissapear and they gonna sentance me anyway so why should I buy a suit,
which I liked as he also was prepared to go to prison as he disagrees with the law that he had broken and was happy in his conviction he wasnt doing anything wrong – I thought his integrity was good (it was not violent or anything harming anyone else)
July 8, 2011 at 8:05 pm #1241603
Fizzbombheid
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@Tank Girl 443099 wrote:

good for you – we were having this discussion earlier

as my friend went to court and he was like what the fuck is a suit gonna do – its not gonna make the evidence dissapear and they gonna sentance me anyway so why should I buy a suit,
which I liked as he also was prepared to go to prison as he disagrees with the law that he had broken and was happy in his conviction he wasnt doing anything wrong – I thought his integrity was good (it was not violent or anything harming anyone else)

the suit do not maketh the man. a bad lad is a bad lad no matter how he is dressed. i suppose it’s a mark of respect in a court of law, but it’s what’s inside obviously. look at the judges dressed up like complete knobs from the la de da past…and they have the cheek to judge a person because what they are wearing (appearances do count but it’s wrong innit?) and they do.

“Send him down!” says the twat in a wig that Bruce Forsyth wouldnae wear! it’s absurd.
July 11, 2011 at 10:58 am #1241607
Moonie
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I’ve always worn a suit to court, a magistrate is going to appreciate respect for the court. If I turn up how I usually dress (boots, braces, skinhead), then that isn’t going to sit well with anyone.
July 11, 2011 at 11:35 am #1241538
General Lighting
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@Moonie 443369 wrote:

I’ve always worn a suit to court, a magistrate is going to appreciate respect for the court. If I turn up how I usually dress (boots, braces, skinhead), then that isn’t going to sit well with anyone.

for one thing it would look like a scene out of a 1970s/1980s British movie :laugh_at:

last time I wore a suit the staff of Halfords though I was CID for some bizzare reason :crazy: –
July 11, 2011 at 11:46 am #1241608
Moonie
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I know a guy who got fired from Halfords because he was stealing 2 bikes a week from the bike hut for about a month, cannot beleive it took them that long to work it out.
July 11, 2011 at 1:09 pm #1241584
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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never worked in an office, and never will.
July 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm #1241534
Anonymous
i’ve never lost a phone/purse when i’ve been out.. i’m really good at not losing things 😀
July 11, 2011 at 2:31 pm #1241578
wickle
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never kept a 40hours a week job for longer than 3 weeks.
July 11, 2011 at 5:37 pm #1241565
p0ly
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@hat 443390 wrote:

i’ve never lost a phone/purse when i’ve been out.. i’m really good at not losing things 😀

we lost kung fu fader, kiwifruit, chris, finbar and mars at o2 constantly 😛
July 11, 2011 at 5:40 pm #1241535
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@p0ly 443415 wrote:

we lost kung fu fader, kiwifruit, chris, finbar and mars at o2 constantly 😛

nuh uh! THEY lost US, i think you’ll find 🙂
July 11, 2011 at 5:45 pm #1241566
p0ly
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yeah i think they did, we were a bit busy and not paying much attention to their running around.
July 11, 2011 at 5:47 pm #1241585
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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never done a fs heelflip, keep trying to do one but never ever get it. Quite annoying me thinks
July 11, 2011 at 11:05 pm #1241627
mungo1972
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Hi All ,
i have never Taken drugs and drank alcohol ….or even swore ……never broke the law and i have never ever ever eaten food before saying the lords prayer !!!! ……..AARRRRR HHHMMEEENNN …and if you believe that load of shit you must be off your fucking head on drugs lol .

regards
Mungo
July 11, 2011 at 11:08 pm #1241567
p0ly
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@mungo1972 443456 wrote:

and if you believe that load of shit you must be off your fucking head on drugs lol .

regards
Mungo

i believe you!

hahhahahhaah
July 11, 2011 at 11:16 pm #1241628
mungo1972
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Hi Poly ,
LOL you believe me now !!!! but will you in the morning !!!! hhmmmm

regards
Mungo
July 11, 2011 at 11:19 pm #1241568
p0ly
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i took dmt which lasts a few mins, i’m sober now…. i think i made a mistake!

(ps i didn’t really do any drugs :D)
July 14, 2011 at 6:27 pm #1241629
mungo1972
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Hi Poly ,
No neither do i as im a good boy and mummys little soldier lol …..and i’d never put that crap in my system !!!!! ……tis why i smoke and drink as its sooo much better for you !!!! lol

regards
Mungo
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