Tings you’ve Never Done

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July 4, 2011 at 9:10 pm #1241545
Tank Girl
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@BioTech 442443 wrote:

I’ve never been in a strip joint.
I’ve never taken Ketamine.

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well I’ve been to the vauxhall tavern and seen burlesque and stripping so may have to scratch the first one?

I’ve never fucked anyone with a strap on, although my female friend (who did her then boyfriend) said it was one of the most liberating things she’d done and I should try

Marcus ran a mile when I suggested it :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
July 5, 2011 at 9:59 am #1241620
mungo1972
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Hi Tank Girl ,
Poor old Marcus must be shitting himself !!!! , but this isnt as mad as it sounds !!! . Well its a self defense mechanism 🙂 , Marcus see’s you complete with strap on ……poop …..and Tank Girl suddenly dont want to go near !!!! .

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Mungo
ps Marcus watch out watch out theres a Tank Girl about !!!!
July 7, 2011 at 12:09 am #1241597
Dafuq Usain
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iv never had a real bad trip from acid or e and iv done a lot over the last 10-15 years
July 7, 2011 at 1:29 am #1241581
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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i’ve never felt truely happy and content
July 7, 2011 at 6:05 am #1241606
Moonie
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I’m thinking hard about it, and I cannot think of one time when I’ve pussied out of anything.
July 7, 2011 at 7:36 am #1241564
p0ly
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i’ve never took a crap then ate it.
July 7, 2011 at 5:52 pm #1241621
mungo1972
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Hi Poly ,
I have never took a crap then ate it and asked for seconds !!!!! :-O

regards
Mungo
July 7, 2011 at 6:32 pm #1241582
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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i never got over my fear of water, more specifically boats I can’t even go on a canal boat without panicing and getting destressed
July 7, 2011 at 7:10 pm #1241529
Anonymous
i’ve never liked any of my mum’s boyfriends cos they’re all fucking wankers.

>:C
July 7, 2011 at 8:14 pm #1241541
sinner69
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@hat 442921 wrote:

i’ve never liked any of my mum’s boyfriends cos they’re all fucking wankers.

>:C

U are not supposed to either its your mothers job
July 7, 2011 at 8:17 pm #1241530
Anonymous
@!sinner69! 442954 wrote:

U are not supposed to either its your mothers job

she doesn’t like any of them either cos they’re the biggest fucking idiots in the entire world. all of them, i swear :/ i want to goooo.
July 7, 2011 at 9:12 pm #1241622
mungo1972
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Hi Hat ,
Sorry mate i promise i wont see your mum any more !!!!! 🙁 lol

regards
Mungo
July 7, 2011 at 9:20 pm #1241546
Tank Girl
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I have never been to scotland ( :(( hope to one day)

I have never been to wimbledon to watch the tennis despite it being near by

I have never eaten a (meat) kebab or KFC
July 7, 2011 at 9:24 pm #1241623
mungo1972
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Hi Tank Girl ,
Done two out the three lol , guess which one i havent done !!!! lol

Never been Ireland even though it is only across the water , would like to there some day 🙂

regards
Mungo
July 7, 2011 at 9:27 pm #1241583
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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@Tank Girl 442973 wrote:

I have never been to scotland ( :(( hope to one day)

I have never been to wimbledon to watch the tennis despite it being near by

I have never eaten a (meat) kebab or KFC

scotland is epic tg, glamorganshire is stunning.

As for kebabs and kfc….your not missing much to be honest
July 7, 2011 at 9:29 pm #1241547
Tank Girl
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@nn-Gazatryptamine 442976 wrote:

scotland is epic tg, glamorganshire is stunning.

As for kebabs and kfc….your not missing much to be honest

defo wanna go, was talking to Marcus about maybe taking the van up one day on an epic tour

when I was younger we only went around the south of england mainly as me dads so obsessed with king arthur!! So mainly Glastonbury

I’d never been on a plane til I was 18
July 7, 2011 at 9:31 pm #1241531
Anonymous
@mungo1972 442969 wrote:

Hi Hat ,
Sorry mate i promise i wont see your mum any more !!!!! 🙁 lol

regards
Mungo

hahaha feel free! having mungo for a dad would be awesomeeeee.
July 7, 2011 at 9:31 pm #1241624
mungo1972
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Gaz thats wales mate !!!! …i think….shit now im not sure !!!! :-O

regards
Mungo
July 7, 2011 at 9:34 pm #1241625
mungo1972
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Hi Hat ,
You mean you want me to date your Mum 🙂 , thanks you reckon she could put up with me though lol , cost a fortune in chicken…hhhmmmm love the chicken 😛

regards
Mungo
July 7, 2011 at 9:43 pm #1241532
Anonymous
better than a fortune in drugs and booze which is what she’s paying for at the mo! >:C

no chicken here right now but we’ve got some kittens we’re trying to get rid of.. i heard cats taste like chiggin? 😀
July 7, 2011 at 9:59 pm #1241626
mungo1972
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Hi Hat ,
Yes thay do 🙂 …..er i mean yes i think i have heard that lol

regards
Mungo
July 7, 2011 at 10:15 pm #1241533
Anonymous
my mum just wants them to go, she doesn’t want any money for them. they’re really cuuuuuute and fluffy.
Tank Girl – does jasper need a comrade? :weee:
July 8, 2011 at 6:28 pm #1241548
Tank Girl
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@hat 442986 wrote:

my mum just wants them to go, she doesn’t want any money for them. they’re really cuuuuuute and fluffy.
Tank Girl – does jasper need a comrade? :weee:

I think Sir Jasper like being the king of his (well my) castle!! lol

He did live with his mum and sister before I got him and ‘his’ people said he didnt really like having to share attention and he’d be better off on his own, which is a shame as i would like to be known as a mad cat lady!!!
July 8, 2011 at 6:48 pm #1241598
Fizzbombheid
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i have never been abroad and not been feasted on by the local bugs. MAN! no matter what country i have been in, i am their prey. bastard bugs!! Fuck OFF ya bitey flying crawling ugly wee cunts
July 8, 2011 at 6:52 pm #1241576
wickle
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foreign flies love the stench of booze so ive been told

i’ve never been THIS fed up/bored in my life. sober friday nights just dont cut it. gonna go for a walk n try to cheer myself up me thinks
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