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March 14, 2008 at 2:52 pm #1043944
The taste of honey was just too tempting for a bear in Macedonia, which repeatedly raided a beekeeper’s hives. Now it has a criminal record after a court found it guilty of theft and criminal damage.
But there was an empty dock in the court in the city of Bitola and no handcuffed bear, which was convicted in its absence.
The case was brought by the exasperated beekeeper after a year of trying vainly to protect his beehives.
For a while, he kept the animal away by buying a generator, lighting up the area, and playing thumping Serbian turbo-folk music.
But when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, the bear was back and the honey was gone once more.March 14, 2008 at 2:53 pm #1157935March 14, 2008 at 2:53 pm #1215603March 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm #1157942lmao wtf is that all about
March 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm #1215611lmao wtf is that all about
March 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm #1157940LOL how rare
March 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm #1215609LOL how rare
March 14, 2008 at 5:24 pm #1157946HAHA what now!
That’s just madness!
March 14, 2008 at 5:24 pm #1215614HAHA what now!
That’s just madness!
March 14, 2008 at 5:33 pm #1157938Fuck techno and dnb, Turbo folk’s the future:weee:
March 14, 2008 at 5:33 pm #1215606Fuck techno and dnb, Turbo folk’s the future:weee:
March 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm #1157933he’s lucky the agriculture ministry don’t launch a counterclaim for animal cruelty, playing that sort of music to the poor old bear..
Seriously though I can see the mans point to an extent.
There was a time when such bears in that country would be felled by 7.62mm rounds and end up as fur hats.
Then everyone decided to shoot each other instead of bears and after a few years of this it seems everyone decided to stop shooting one another and to encourage bears as part of a more enlightened attitude to life/nature etc, but poor old mateys bee hives are getting rinsed due to this…
seems fair enough for the council to give him money to fix his beehives (and maybe buy some more CD’s), our agriculture ministry pay people to allow certain wildlife on their lands.
Maybe if there were bears in Thetford forest then it would be OK to have raves as the noise would deter them and it would make the area safer for everyone :laugh_at:
March 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm #1215601he’s lucky the agriculture ministry don’t launch a counterclaim for animal cruelty, playing that sort of music to the poor old bear..
Seriously though I can see the mans point to an extent.
There was a time when such bears in that country would be felled by 7.62mm rounds and end up as fur hats.
Then everyone decided to shoot each other instead of bears and after a few years of this it seems everyone decided to stop shooting one another and to encourage bears as part of a more enlightened attitude to life/nature etc, but poor old mateys bee hives are getting rinsed due to this…
seems fair enough for the council to give him money to fix his beehives (and maybe buy some more CD’s), our agriculture ministry pay people to allow certain wildlife on their lands.
Maybe if there were bears in Thetford forest then it would be OK to have raves as the noise would deter them and it would make the area safer for everyone :laugh_at:
March 18, 2008 at 2:05 am #1157943General Lighting wrote:he’s lucky the agriculture ministry don’t launch a counterclaim for animal cruelty, playing that sort of music to the poor old bear..Seriously though I can see the mans point to an extent.
There was a time when such bears in that country would be felled by 7.62mm rounds and end up as fur hats.
Then everyone decided to shoot each other instead of bears and after a few years of this it seems everyone decided to stop shooting one another and to encourage bears as part of a more enlightened attitude to life/nature etc, but poor old mateys bee hives are getting rinsed due to this…
seems fair enough for the council to give him money to fix his beehives (and maybe buy some more CD’s), our agriculture ministry pay people to allow certain wildlife on their lands.
Maybe if there were bears in Thetford forest then it would be OK to have raves as the noise would deter them and it would make the area safer for everyone :laugh_at:
hmm mabey we could smuggle bears in muffins to Thetford forrest and releace them into the wild :weee:
March 18, 2008 at 2:05 am #1215612General Lighting wrote:he’s lucky the agriculture ministry don’t launch a counterclaim for animal cruelty, playing that sort of music to the poor old bear..Seriously though I can see the mans point to an extent.
There was a time when such bears in that country would be felled by 7.62mm rounds and end up as fur hats.
Then everyone decided to shoot each other instead of bears and after a few years of this it seems everyone decided to stop shooting one another and to encourage bears as part of a more enlightened attitude to life/nature etc, but poor old mateys bee hives are getting rinsed due to this…
seems fair enough for the council to give him money to fix his beehives (and maybe buy some more CD’s), our agriculture ministry pay people to allow certain wildlife on their lands.
Maybe if there were bears in Thetford forest then it would be OK to have raves as the noise would deter them and it would make the area safer for everyone :laugh_at:
hmm mabey we could smuggle bears in muffins to Thetford forrest and releace them into the wild :weee:
March 18, 2008 at 1:28 pm #1157934DaftFader wrote:hmm mabey we could smuggle bears in muffins to Thetford forrest and releace them into the wild :weee:would be far simpler to bust a cage at Banham zoo, and leave a trail of muffins to Thetford forest to encourage a breeding pair of any suitable European bear species to take up residence there
Only problem is the Norfolk ravers would probably eat the muffins and frighten the bears (who would run back into the Zoo and want to be locked back in…a bit like Dreadlocks and the Three Bears)..
also there may not be any bears at Banham nor Colchester. Plenty of tigers, but these need bribing with more than muffins (you are talking entire sheep carcasses etc) or they have a undesirable habit of eating people.
March 18, 2008 at 1:28 pm #1215602DaftFader wrote:hmm mabey we could smuggle bears in muffins to Thetford forrest and releace them into the wild :weee:would be far simpler to bust a cage at Banham zoo, and leave a trail of muffins to Thetford forest to encourage a breeding pair of any suitable European bear species to take up residence there
Only problem is the Norfolk ravers would probably eat the muffins and frighten the bears (who would run back into the Zoo and want to be locked back in…a bit like Dreadlocks and the Three Bears)..
also there may not be any bears at Banham nor Colchester. Plenty of tigers, but these need bribing with more than muffins (you are talking entire sheep carcasses etc) or they have a undesirable habit of eating people.
March 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm #1157941General Lighting wrote:would be far simpler to bust a cage at Banham zoo, and leave a trail of muffins to Thetford forest to encourage a breeding pair of any suitable European bear species to take up residence thereOnly problem is the Norfolk ravers would probably eat the muffins and frighten the bears (who would run back into the Zoo and want to be locked back in…a bit like Dreadlocks and the Three Bears)..
also there may not be any bears at Banham nor Colchester. Plenty of tigers, but these need bribing with more than muffins (you are talking entire sheep carcasses etc) or they have a undesirable habit of eating people.
knowing most of the norfolk ravers….they would probably have a bright idea like give the bear a big line of K………………..or perhaps trash it’s habbitat, so the next time the bear needs to look for ‘food, it will just trample over broken glass and empty Nos canisters :crazy_diz
March 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm #1215610General Lighting wrote:would be far simpler to bust a cage at Banham zoo, and leave a trail of muffins to Thetford forest to encourage a breeding pair of any suitable European bear species to take up residence thereOnly problem is the Norfolk ravers would probably eat the muffins and frighten the bears (who would run back into the Zoo and want to be locked back in…a bit like Dreadlocks and the Three Bears)..
also there may not be any bears at Banham nor Colchester. Plenty of tigers, but these need bribing with more than muffins (you are talking entire sheep carcasses etc) or they have a undesirable habit of eating people.
knowing most of the norfolk ravers….they would probably have a bright idea like give the bear a big line of K………………..or perhaps trash it’s habbitat, so the next time the bear needs to look for ‘food, it will just trample over broken glass and empty Nos canisters :crazy_diz
March 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm #1157945General Lighting wrote:would be far simpler to bust a cage at Banham zoo, and leave a trail of muffins to Thetford forest to encourage a breeding pair of any suitable European bear species to take up residence thereOnly problem is the Norfolk ravers would probably eat the muffins and frighten the bears (who would run back into the Zoo and want to be locked back in…a bit like Dreadlocks and the Three Bears)..
also there may not be any bears at Banham nor Colchester. Plenty of tigers, but these need bribing with more than muffins (you are talking entire sheep carcasses etc) or they have a undesirable habit of eating people.
could we smuggle the sheep carcuses in muffins?
March 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm #1215613General Lighting wrote:would be far simpler to bust a cage at Banham zoo, and leave a trail of muffins to Thetford forest to encourage a breeding pair of any suitable European bear species to take up residence thereOnly problem is the Norfolk ravers would probably eat the muffins and frighten the bears (who would run back into the Zoo and want to be locked back in…a bit like Dreadlocks and the Three Bears)..
also there may not be any bears at Banham nor Colchester. Plenty of tigers, but these need bribing with more than muffins (you are talking entire sheep carcasses etc) or they have a undesirable habit of eating people.
could we smuggle the sheep carcuses in muffins?
March 18, 2008 at 2:08 pm #1157936:crazy_diz
March 18, 2008 at 2:08 pm #1215604:crazy_diz
March 18, 2008 at 4:20 pm #1157939Whoah! Turbo-Folk is fucking awesome! :you_crazy
March 18, 2008 at 4:20 pm #1215607Whoah! Turbo-Folk is fucking awesome! :you_crazy
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