The Useless Infomation Thread

[Angel]

Tank Girl wrote:

me too, me thinks me run down…

mouth ulcers and spot on the end of me nose making me look like a wicked witch :hopeless:

:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug Poor you

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and do you not get JAFFA cakes? that is criminal!!! start a petition!!!

Would rather be able to buy Funk Pills in Denmark :laugh_at::weee: :groucho:

[Angel]

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human’s neck.:crazy::crazy:

[Anonymous]

:yakk: The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, a 45-letter word that refers to a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of fine silica dust. In other words, having a gippy lung.

:groucho: Not many people know that, and fewer still know that: the joint longest word is the plural of the above, namely: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses.

:crazy_diz Vimto is vomit rearranged. Mind you it’s great for hangovers, just like a good spew is.

😥 How long is a piece of string? 2 Metres.

:crazy_dru Newcastle-upon-Tyne used to be part of Scotland.

:weee: The Isle of Man was part of Norway until 1266.

:love: Apparently, according to the Papyrus Oxyrrhinchus or some other codex, 666 was actually a typo, the number was originally 616.

:you_crazy The magic word isn’t actually Abracadabra, it is Abrahadabra.

raaa The Battle of Hastings is more correctly known as the Battle of Senlac Hill, and the Bayeux Tapestry was actually an embroidery, not a tapestry.

:group_hug Palace Pier in Brighton is now called Brighton Pier, and Brighton is now a city.

:crazy: LORD LUCAN = BRUCE FORSYTHE!

[Playground Politics]

i have geographical tonsils

[Anonymous]

😥 Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

:weee: Also, quoth the Shamen: Es are Goode, Es are Goode, Eleven Es are Goode… :crazy:

[Angel]

Playground Politics wrote:

i have geographical tonsils

My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

[starlaugh]

Angel wrote:

My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

I found this really bizzare when a lad i know showed me what it is.

[Linz]

Angel wrote:

My daughter have a geographical tongue :crazy_diz

From a Chinese medicine prespective that would indicate that she is Yin deficent and so has an empty heat pattern causing de-hydration which manifests in the tongue!

(Guess whos been doing her syndrome pattern revision!?):weee:

[Playground Politics]

i know my tonsils have curves and bumps, but a geographical tongue, now thats mind bogoling

[globalloon]

giraffes have no vocal choards

the duck-billed playtus and the common shrew are the only venemous mammels

[Anonymous]

A duck’s quack can’t echo. And that’s not for want of squeezing the animal!

[Angel]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, Verdana]Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.:hopeless:[/FONT]

[Anonymous]

The QWERTY keyboard layout was randomised in order to prevent typewriters from jamming when used by fast typists.

[Raj]

the dvorak keyboard was designed to allow typists to use it as fast as possible [the most used keys are nearest where the fingers sit when touch typing]

[quietRIOT]

the day i reach the bottom of my ironing basket …the sun will crash into the earth…………….:love:

[classbhero]

today a young man on acid (sam/jack/jo) decided that the time is irrelevant.

TURN OFF YOUR CLOCKS. If you dont know the time of day then how can u care about it. Relax and enjoy the SUNNNY english sunnyness.

[Digital-A]

sitting looking at yourself in a mirror let your eyes relax, look at your own face and post what or who you see 🙂

i didnt believe this worked but by-gum it does

[Anonymous]

Digital-A wrote:

sitting looking at yourself in a mirror let your eyes relax, look at your own face and post what or who you see 🙂

i didnt believe this worked but by-gum it does

Dude, l thought l was the only person that got that when not even tripping.

I see my face turn completly black then these blue sparks come out of my eyes. It’s well scary. I forget my own self and my face just changes.

I read once that the the preliminary stage of Alchemy, before the Philosopher’s Stone is precipitated, is called the black stage.

Black = mumia = mummification – the flesh of a mummified corpse turns black. And l think mummification was seen as a way to eternal life. Some Buddhists for example would slowly eat less and less, and breathe more and more slowly until they just became a corpse, just sitting there, and if i remember rightly, the corpse would then be preserved as a mummy.

Similar mummified corpses are even found in Andean civilisations.

So, somehow, that black stage that you see in the mirror might be parallel to the black stage in alchemy, just prior to the coming of the Philosopher’s Stone (those blue sparks?). The darkest part of the night is just before dawn as well.

[Digital-A]

DynamicDon’tPanic wrote:

Dude, l thought l was the only person that got that when not even tripping.

I see my face turn completly black then these blue sparks come out of my eyes. It’s well scary. I forget my own self and my face just changes.

I read once that the the preliminary stage of Alchemy, before the Philosopher’s Stone is precipitated, is called the black stage.

Black = mumia = mummification – the flesh of a mummified corpse turns black. And l think mummification was seen as a way to eternal life. Some Buddhists for example would slowly eat less and less, and breathe more and more slowly until they just became a corpse, just sitting there, and if i remember rightly, the corpse would then be preserved as a mummy.

Similar mummified corpses are even found in Andean civilisations.

So, somehow, that black stage that you see in the mirror might be parallel to the black stage in alchemy, just prior to the coming of the Philosopher’s Stone (those blue sparks?). The darkest part of the night is just before dawn as well.

crazy hombre 🙂 good going

[Playground Politics]

sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell…. FACT

[benbear]

It took me 16 hours to fly from Bangkok to london but flying from London to Bangkok it took only 14

:wtf:

[Tank Girl]

1930’s Albania had a self claimed king –

His name ‘King ZOG’ raaa:hopeless:raaa

All Hail King Zog :crazy:

[Tank Girl]

the most famous English man in Albania is Norman wisdom,

(during the communist reign their quite mad and paranoid leader only allowed 2 hours of tv a day, one devoted to self publicity the other only what he deemed as ‘moral, non politically damaging’ etc programs, hence Mr wisdom was favoured for years and years. comming up second now days is beckham :crazy:)

[Bogey]

yeah he was a national hero i worked with a bloke from Albania.he loved him but pronounced it Norman pipki:you_crazy

[Bogey]

:yawn: :love: :love: :love: :bounce_fl :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug 😉 :laugh_at: :hopeless: :weee: 😉 raaa ALL HAIL PLANET ZOG :bounce_fl :crazy: :love: :groucho: :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug :group_hug raaa :crazy_dru :you_crazy :laugh_at: :weee: :love: :love:

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