tony had managed to shoot his load while it was hard and not like the other times when he would shoot his bolt whilst still being soft like his head! then George said has anyone got any kleenex as Ive had a …
so with that tony and george set off for the land of oz, not down under, they were looking for a new brain for bush. and tony wanted some courage so he didnt have to
and a mcdonalds in the distance. so they thought fuck the witches flying monkeys we gotta get some munch, but who should they bump into hanging around outside? none other than…
hot as the sun was shining… his pants were gettin sweaty, but not from his balls as they were removed as a child, which explains alot. but becoz he left a package down there from….
somwhere, thoe he couldnt remember where as he was a little bit dizzy, when he looked in the package he let out a cry “so thats where the Weapon of mass destruction was ” then…
just then Muttly turned up and said ” Oi! you pair of cocks stop sniggering like me,Im a cool cartoon dog where you 2 are just like the smeg from under Dick Dastardlys Dick the only difference being you smell more” and with that muttly…
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