My mate was chilling in the car with me while we were both tripping. After a while his eyes shut and he holds his hands in front of him and starts waggling his fingers. I ask him “Errr.. what the fuck do you think you’re doing?!” which snaps him out of it and he replies “Shit… sorry mate – I thought I was typing out an email”.

I almost pissed myself laughing! :laugh_at:

A Teknival at the french/italian borderline ,ages ago…

Everyone knew some E’s were totally crap…a very good friend of mine bought some,we told him not to take them,and to be patient enough in order to find some good chemicals;as always,he didn’t listen to us,ate them and disapeared into the night…

In the morning(I went early to bed),my tent is opening,and I see my mate with a very strange face…he asks me for pants …as I made a strange face,he told me he had shit on himself(due to the fake pills he ate,wich were in fact laxatives!!!)

I just could’nt stop laughing,and had no clothes to give him…A friend of us (a tall and huge guy)gave him a short,and we watched our mate washing him into an iced mountain torrent before wearing the short…wich wast almost three timles my mate’s size…he had to wear it during three day,and each time we croosed his way was such a laugh for us…

I know it’s nasty,but some people have shame for only teacher : )

fuckin quality mate raaa

a copper telling me he wished he could spend saturday night in the woods having fun with his mates… i then overhead him saying to his colleague that he’d been thinking of quitting for ages

:biggreen:

:weee:

once, queing for portaloos outside tje waveform tent at sunrise festial a saw a giant chav looming over the side of a stall and I shouted ”what the fuk is that?” but reaised it wqas only a balloon

can you get me any shit man
which i replied what you after matie
you know shit!! or some drugs took £40 of him and never looked back
i was 17 and i was at live the dream with £40 in my pocket and what a fooking good night