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  • #1139616
    hardcore veteran
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      Dan Ooops! wrote:
      I was at a party out west somewhere around 92/93.

      The track from the road to the farm was always full of people wandering up and down. Right by a big muddy puddle, this traveller guy was asking people for money:you_crazy . Nowt wrong with that, but personally I prefer to give money to people who earn it with entertainment.:crazy_diz

      His entertainment was to shout “Pound! Face down in the mud!”.
      :laugh_at: If someone gave him a pound, he would just fall face first into this puddle. If they didn’t he would just cover them in mud from the puddle, whether they were in a car or walking. Absolute class!!!!:crazy_dru

      We gave hima couple of quid and laughed our sox off as we carried on the party.

      And that reminds me, when we tried to leave, my dodgy old van had knackered windscreen wipers, so as we drove off, about 300 yards away was an OB car just watching the ravers leave. Three of us with our faces pressed up to the windscreen looking horrified that a copper coudl see we had no wipers…..

      hate to say it but that bloke was zander from spiral tribe cos i offered him 2 pounds to do a backflip into the mud,he is sound as a pound ,the mad things sum of us do when were chemically twisted.Aint life great!!!! i think that party was in stratford upon avon???

      #1118852
      Dan Ooops
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        Glad you know who that was. I couldn’t recognise him by then as he was covered in mud. I did meet Dove at that party though, and it was a fattty – some empty farm, yep nr Stratford.

        Those early heady days eh HV??

        Respect!

        #1139585
        Dan Ooops
        Participant

          Glad you know who that was. I couldn’t recognise him by then as he was covered in mud. I did meet Dove at that party though, and it was a fattty – some empty farm, yep nr Stratford.

          Those early heady days eh HV??

          Respect!

          #1118849
          quietRIOT
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            Far out :laugh_at:

            #1139582
            quietRIOT
            Participant

              Far out :laugh_at:

              #1118877
              tarifa
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                years ago at a free party near Priddy me an my best friend bein properly loved up on pink callies, lying hidden in waist high grass full of butterflies, suddenly discovering we liked each other ‘that’ way.

                had a wonderfully cuddly time (if u know what i mean :love:) and were suddenly pulled back to reality by the sound of applause!?

                both looked up and discovered that our secret little hide-away was actually at the foot of a small cliff/bluff an in full view of all the people (loads of mates plus other random party people) sittin/standin on top of it! :shy:

                Not so secret after all! :laugh_at:

                #1139611
                tarifa
                Participant

                  years ago at a free party near Priddy me an my best friend bein properly loved up on pink callies, lying hidden in waist high grass full of butterflies, suddenly discovering we liked each other ‘that’ way.

                  had a wonderfully cuddly time (if u know what i mean :love:) and were suddenly pulled back to reality by the sound of applause!?

                  both looked up and discovered that our secret little hide-away was actually at the foot of a small cliff/bluff an in full view of all the people (loads of mates plus other random party people) sittin/standin on top of it! :shy:

                  Not so secret after all! :laugh_at:

                  #1118859
                  Raj
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                    I have just been reminded of the time that I was told by a dj of about 16-17 [ah the arrogance of youth :groucho:] that the only thing wrong with my mixing was that I needed to develop a style :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

                    Needless to say I just laughed at him as he cleared my packed out dance floor in 1 1/2 tracks :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:and all the punters went and sat down for the rest of his set – I let my crowd do the talking :biggreen:

                    :weee:

                    #1139592
                    Raj
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                      I have just been reminded of the time that I was told by a dj of about 16-17 [ah the arrogance of youth :groucho:] that the only thing wrong with my mixing was that I needed to develop a style :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

                      Needless to say I just laughed at him as he cleared my packed out dance floor in 1 1/2 tracks :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:and all the punters went and sat down for the rest of his set – I let my crowd do the talking :biggreen:

                      :weee:

                      #1118862
                      Tank Girl
                      Participant

                        My mates little sis doing a runner, on acid

                        when we caught up with her she said she had been
                        chasing a ferret off the dance floor………

                        #1139595
                        Tank Girl
                        Participant

                          My mates little sis doing a runner, on acid

                          when we caught up with her she said she had been
                          chasing a ferret off the dance floor………

                          #1118885
                          dreaded_visions
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                            after a party in oxfordshire, where the police had block off main entrance i parked further down the road on the large grass verge (it looked like it at night). Come back to the car in the morning and the landowner of where i was parked had layed a nice fat dead roadkill rabbit straight across the front, entrails and everything accompanied with a not so pleasant message under the wiper. Funny for eeryone else at least 😉

                            #1139619
                            dreaded_visions
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                              after a party in oxfordshire, where the police had block off main entrance i parked further down the road on the large grass verge (it looked like it at night). Come back to the car in the morning and the landowner of where i was parked had layed a nice fat dead roadkill rabbit straight across the front, entrails and everything accompanied with a not so pleasant message under the wiper. Funny for eeryone else at least 😉

                              #1118861
                              technobiker
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                                HAHAH GOTTA BE ON THE RIDGEWAY CPLE OF YEARS BACK SUM KETTAMOOT WAS HOLED ON THE FLOOR. ONE OF THE CREW DREW ALL OCVER THE CUNT INCLUDIN WRITING ” BUMBOY” ACCROSS HIS FOREHEAD.

                                CUNT DULY CAME ROUND SPENT THE REST OF THE PARTY WALKIN ROUND WITH IT PLASTERED ALL OVER HIM.. AINT GOT A CLUE WHO HE WAS OR WHERE HE’S FROM SEE HIM OUT FROM TIME TO TIME, IF ANYONE MENTIONS BUMBOY WE ALL KNOW WHO THEYRE ON ABOUT

                                #1139594
                                technobiker
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                                  HAHAH GOTTA BE ON THE RIDGEWAY CPLE OF YEARS BACK SUM KETTAMOOT WAS HOLED ON THE FLOOR. ONE OF THE CREW DREW ALL OCVER THE CUNT INCLUDIN WRITING ” BUMBOY” ACCROSS HIS FOREHEAD.

                                  CUNT DULY CAME ROUND SPENT THE REST OF THE PARTY WALKIN ROUND WITH IT PLASTERED ALL OVER HIM.. AINT GOT A CLUE WHO HE WAS OR WHERE HE’S FROM SEE HIM OUT FROM TIME TO TIME, IF ANYONE MENTIONS BUMBOY WE ALL KNOW WHO THEYRE ON ABOUT

                                  #1118863
                                  Linz
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                                    Far too many funny times to mention them all, our partys are all a bit mad!

                                    One that sticks out in my mind tho is my fella playing the batman theme tune(techno remix of course;) then dressing himself up to look like batman using binliners, cape and everything before climbing to the top of the rig and jumping off batman styleeee!:you_crazy :bounce_fl

                                    #1139596
                                    Linz
                                    Participant

                                      Far too many funny times to mention them all, our partys are all a bit mad!

                                      One that sticks out in my mind tho is my fella playing the batman theme tune(techno remix of course;) then dressing himself up to look like batman using binliners, cape and everything before climbing to the top of the rig and jumping off batman styleeee!:you_crazy :bounce_fl

                                      #1118867
                                      Sandals
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                                        cathdreadhead wrote:
                                        “You have backwards arms, bend your elbows backwards”

                                        i can do that :p

                                        #1139600
                                        Sandals
                                        Participant
                                          cathdreadhead wrote:
                                          “You have backwards arms, bend your elbows backwards”

                                          i can do that :p

                                          #1118875
                                          cathdreadhead
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                                            technobiker wrote:
                                            HAHAH GOTTA BE ON THE RIDGEWAY CPLE OF YEARS BACK SUM KETTAMOOT WAS HOLED ON THE FLOOR. ONE OF THE CREW DREW ALL OCVER THE CUNT INCLUDIN WRITING ” BUMBOY” ACCROSS HIS FOREHEAD.

                                            CUNT DULY CAME ROUND SPENT THE REST OF THE PARTY WALKIN ROUND WITH IT PLASTERED ALL OVER HIM.. AINT GOT A CLUE WHO HE WAS OR WHERE HE’S FROM SEE HIM OUT FROM TIME TO TIME, IF ANYONE MENTIONS BUMBOY WE ALL KNOW WHO THEYRE ON ABOUT

                                            hahaha!

                                            #1139609
                                            cathdreadhead
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                                              technobiker wrote:
                                              HAHAH GOTTA BE ON THE RIDGEWAY CPLE OF YEARS BACK SUM KETTAMOOT WAS HOLED ON THE FLOOR. ONE OF THE CREW DREW ALL OCVER THE CUNT INCLUDIN WRITING ” BUMBOY” ACCROSS HIS FOREHEAD.

                                              CUNT DULY CAME ROUND SPENT THE REST OF THE PARTY WALKIN ROUND WITH IT PLASTERED ALL OVER HIM.. AINT GOT A CLUE WHO HE WAS OR WHERE HE’S FROM SEE HIM OUT FROM TIME TO TIME, IF ANYONE MENTIONS BUMBOY WE ALL KNOW WHO THEYRE ON ABOUT

                                              hahaha!

                                              #1118844
                                              Anonymous

                                                The funnies thing i’ve seen was a halusination from pure mdma:P

                                                2 awsome sexy ladies was controlling the musik, and i sat down and talked to the about what musik i wanted to play. but when i was done talking they dissapear. was actualy realy funny xD

                                                Took 1mg of pure mdma,took one “rizla” cigarette paper an put the mdma in that an swallowed.:P

                                                Sry if it is alot wrong typing:P jusk landed from the mdma. and i am from norway:)

                                                #1139577
                                                Anonymous

                                                  The funnies thing i’ve seen was a halusination from pure mdma:P

                                                  2 awsome sexy ladies was controlling the musik, and i sat down and talked to the about what musik i wanted to play. but when i was done talking they dissapear. was actualy realy funny xD

                                                  Took 1mg of pure mdma,took one “rizla” cigarette paper an put the mdma in that an swallowed.:P

                                                  Sry if it is alot wrong typing:P jusk landed from the mdma. and i am from norway:)

                                                  #1118865
                                                  MisterDuck
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                                                    LomaX wrote:
                                                    The funnies thing i’ve seen was a halusination from pure mdma:P

                                                    2 awsome sexy ladies was controlling the musik, and i sat down and talked to the about what musik i wanted to play. but when i was done talking they dissapear. was actualy realy funny xD

                                                    Took 1mg of pure mdma,took one “rizla” cigarette paper an put the mdma in that an swallowed.:P

                                                    Sry if it is alot wrong typing:P jusk landed from the mdma. and i am from norway:)

                                                    welcome to partyvibe! raaa

                                                    gotta love the ecstasy :crazy_dru

                                                    #1139598
                                                    MisterDuck
                                                    Participant
                                                      LomaX wrote:
                                                      The funnies thing i’ve seen was a halusination from pure mdma:P

                                                      2 awsome sexy ladies was controlling the musik, and i sat down and talked to the about what musik i wanted to play. but when i was done talking they dissapear. was actualy realy funny xD

                                                      Took 1mg of pure mdma,took one “rizla” cigarette paper an put the mdma in that an swallowed.:P

                                                      Sry if it is alot wrong typing:P jusk landed from the mdma. and i am from norway:)

                                                      welcome to partyvibe! raaa

                                                      gotta love the ecstasy :crazy_dru

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