@Izbeckistan 534487 wrote:

Nothing more beautiful than a young man crying into a rustlers burger whilst furiously masturbating.

Ahahahahaha! Thanks for the mental image mate, glad I’ve already eaten!

@Izbeckistan 534483 wrote:

I pv whilst I work at home.
Us woman can multitask though 😉
(jokes…I know loads of men that can wank and cry at the same time)

This reminds me of a conversation on fb a few weeks back where one of my mates was asking for suggestions for a good film to watch. One of my other mates said ‘Babe, Pig In The City, always makes me cry’, to which another mate responded ‘I see your phone’s still writing cry when you mean wank!’, to which the other then responded ‘you’re such a cryer’! Then I posed the question ‘what happens when he wants to write the word ‘crywank’? Nobody was really quite sure!

@MC G-Tek 534566 wrote:

Fuckin’ hell Psy mate, you never fail to make me laugh man, brilliant!

That was a true story too lol

@MC G-Tek 534837 wrote:

Because it’s you mate, I literally didn’t even doubt that for a second, ha ha!

I need to meet the psyentist, we could drink Yorkshire tea and cover Bacon in cheese and bbq sauwce just to spite you lol

@MC G-Tek 534844 wrote:

I actually don’t mind bacon covered in cheese and bbq sauwce, as long as there’s a chicken breast fillet below it all – and some of my home made wedges next to it, damn I make good wedges!

You can keep your scabby Yorkshire tea though!

…….in the words of terrace and phillip……………suck my balls.

@MC G-Tek 534851 wrote:

Ha ha, I’d rather suck a tea bag!

Oh you suck some form of tea bag……oh yes……muhahaha

@MC G-Tek 534861 wrote:

Ha ha, in your Arsenal supporting dreams mate!

Oh yeah, I went there…

I find that HIGHLY offensive man, the way I would ever support a south London team is if it was Charlton Athletic.

@Izbeckistan 534483 wrote:

I pv whilst I work at home.
Us woman can multitask though 😉
(jokes…I know loads of men that can wank and cry at the same time)

@The Psyentist 534491 wrote:

You women don’t seem to like it when us men prove our multitasking abilities anyway. ME and the other half were arguing this the other day. She accused me of being a moronic one track minded borderline autistic buffoon. To this I replied “I can multitask and I do it so well you only think I’m doing one thing at a time.”
“Give me an example” she demanded.
“Well I can make love to you whilst thinking of your sister” I retorted.

She didn’t like that but it must have been because I’d proven her wrong

It’s actually been proven that multitasking is counter productive. Yes you can do more then one thing at once when multitasking, BUT the things you are doing you don’t do properly. It’s actually more efficient to do one thing at a time properly, then to do more then one thing at a time with less then 100% of your attention on it.

SCIENCE FACT! (They did tests and shit.)