Noooooo. I’m from the dark side, and think we should have a badger for each season. The christmas badger is only the start. We will pollute your consciousness with a Valentines badger, a Mad march Badger, a Fool badger, a Beltane badger…. [Laughs in an evil and ominous manner]…….
Wait, nooooooooooooo. It’s gone. My plans for badger world domination spoiled… Aaarghhhhhh.