I’m bored and I just got this email….

> Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2008 21:47:41 -0400
> Subject: Winning Notification ! (Confirm Receipt )
> From: winner@lottery.co.uk
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> Dear lucky winner,
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> We happily announce to you the draw (1068) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
> online Sweepstakes International program held on 1st of September 2008.
> Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545188 with Serial
> number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:07-10-22-24-34-44 (Bonus number 18),
> which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e, match 6.
> You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £2,532,137 (Two
> million, Five hundred and Thirty Two Thousand, One Hundred and Thirty
> Seven pounds sterling) in cash credited to file XYC /26500460037/08. This
> is from a cash prize of £2,532,137 (Two million,Five hundred and Thirty
> Two Thousand, One Hundred and Thirty Seven pounds sterling) obviously to
> be taken by you, as the only winner in this category i.e. Match 6.All
> Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from a
> pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from
> Europe, America,Asia, Australia,New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa,
> and North & South America as part of our international promotion.
>
> Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality
> until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with
> fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid
> double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.To file for your
> claim, fill the winner verification form below and forward to the
> fudiciary agent immediately via email.
>
> Agents Name:Smith Stanford
> Email:barr.stanford011@yahoo.com.hk
> Phone: +447031926694 Fax: +44702407235
>
> VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
> Full Name……….
> Contact Address….,
> Nationality……….
> Sex………. .
> Tel/FaxNumber………………….
> Name of Next of Kin……………
>
> Once again congratulations…
> Cordially,
> Sir George Arisson
> Online Co-ordinator

So I thought I’d see what I can do.

Anyway so I’ve decided I am Richard Alderman, Elm House, 10-16 Elm Street, London, WC1X 0BJ…thats the head of the Serious Fraud Office and the address for reporting serious fraud.

Now I just need to some how get him to send me a contact address and a letter detailing my massive win to that address.