Retarded Bird

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June 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm #1047551
Dom_sufc
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I suppose it is actually possible, but I think I have a retarded bird outside my house. Im talking about the animal world here by the way. :laugh_at:

From morning to night it makes the same monotone chirp over and over and over again quite loud and lives somewhere around my house. I don’t mind the sound of normal birds but I have literally never heard anything so annoying!! It’s driving me fucking nuts! :crazy:
June 20, 2009 at 2:09 pm #1202046
benbear
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Build it a birds house with padded walls, feed it everyday and embrace the madness.

Could even do a little party for it, get the tree hugers round.

:group_hug
June 20, 2009 at 10:13 pm #1202053
joshd96320
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eat it
June 21, 2009 at 9:28 am #1202050
p0ly
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ye some birds the other morning were really fuckin me off big time, comedown tho =)
June 21, 2009 at 11:28 am #1202049
DaftFader
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i thought i was gonna go to hell for opening this thread … turns out i am a careing person :weee:

i used to have a birds nest under my cupboard (i live on the upper floor of a masion et .. that’s a small house in french … in english … a flat) it (the bird) and it’s brewd fucking pissed me off for ages … but eventualy they upd and left … mby cos my speakers are next to the place they lived or mby they got pissed off at my tring to imatate there sqaking at 3 am … either way it worked raaa
June 21, 2009 at 11:34 am #1202054
joshd96320
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umm yes daft 😉
June 21, 2009 at 4:41 pm #1202048
GiantMidget
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Get an air rifle.
June 22, 2009 at 8:41 am #1202056
Clusterfrog
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i thought this post was going to be about a woman
June 22, 2009 at 9:13 am #1202052
ellie
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DaftFader;335588 wrote:

i thought i was gonna go to hell for opening this thread … turns out i am a careing person :weee:

:laugh_at:
June 22, 2009 at 6:48 pm #1202047
cheeseweasel
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I had one of these at my last place, posted on here about it somewhere. just a single loud “tweet” every second from about 4am-10pm every day. Turned out to be a tree sparrow. I’ve put about 250 miles between myself and the fucker now though so looks like it may have found someone new to annoy.

I experimented with turning my speakers out of the window and playing bird calls really loud. Playing another tree sparrow made it try to get in through the window (in which case I could have bagged and casseroled the bastard). Sparrowhawk made it disappear pretty sharpish. Just a suggestion.
June 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm #1202051
p0ly
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cheeseweasel;335845 wrote:

I had one of these at my last place, posted on here about it somewhere. just a single loud “tweet” every second from about 4am-10pm every day. Turned out to be a tree sparrow. I’ve put about 250 miles between myself and the fucker now though so looks like it may have found someone new to annoy.

I experimented with turning my speakers out of the window and playing bird calls really loud. Playing another tree sparrow made it try to get in through the window (in which case I could have bagged and casseroled the bastard). Sparrowhawk made it disappear pretty sharpish. Just a suggestion.

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
nice!
June 22, 2009 at 10:10 pm #1202055
joshd96320
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@cheeseweasel 335845 wrote:

I had one of these at my last place, posted on here about it somewhere. just a single loud “tweet” every second from about 4am-10pm every day. Turned out to be a tree sparrow. I’ve put about 250 miles between myself and the fucker now though so looks like it may have found someone new to annoy.

I experimented with turning my speakers out of the window and playing bird calls really loud. Playing another tree sparrow made it try to get in through the window (in which case I could have bagged and casseroled the bastard). Sparrowhawk made it disappear pretty sharpish. Just a suggestion.

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

neighbour must have thought u were a right freak lol
June 24, 2009 at 7:45 pm #1202045
leveret
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that’s a good idea.

i could record the owl that calls at night and play it back to the wood pigeons during the day.

if it didn’t get rid of the sods at least it’d confuse them … (not that that takes much for a wood pigeon)
June 24, 2009 at 7:50 pm #1202044
General Lighting
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