Rant Thread!

[Tank Girl]

joshd96320;321276 wrote:

what kind of friends do you have! O_O
and uhm… do you expect the milk to be chilled from a fridge? come on… body temperature is 37 celsius
primary school stuff 😀

either way… that is something i never intend to do though i get it could make for some kinkeh sexy time in somebody elses opinion

weird ones :laugh_at: or experimental if you wanna be PC 😉

but yeh there is a market for it in some lap dancing clubs they do have ‘lactating’ women on their list…..

[Tank Girl]

joshd96320;321276 wrote:

what kind of friends do you have! O_O
and uhm… do you expect the milk to be chilled from a fridge? come on… body temperature is 37 celsius
primary school stuff 😀

either way… that is something i never intend to do though i get it could make for some kinkeh sexy time in somebody elses opinion

weird ones :laugh_at: or experimental if you wanna be PC 😉

but yeh there is a market for it in some lap dancing clubs they do have ‘lactating’ women on their list…..

[p0ly]

my dream is to become a fulltime breast milkman

[p0ly]

my dream is to become a fulltime breast milkman

[Anonymous]

milkMAN? wow! :p

[Anonymous]

milkMAN? wow! :p

[joshd96320]

@Tank Girl 321279 wrote:

weird ones :laugh_at: or experimental if you wanna be PC 😉

:laugh_at:
@Tank Girl 321279 wrote:

but yeh there is a market for it in some lap dancing clubs they do have ‘lactating’ women on their list…..

GOOD GOD. TOO MUCH INFORMATION. :hopeless: i think you just destroyed any ounce of innonence i had left
@p0lygon-Window 321283 wrote:

my dream is to become a fulltime breast milkman

lmao
ill be your first customer!

[joshd96320]

@Tank Girl 321279 wrote:

weird ones :laugh_at: or experimental if you wanna be PC 😉

:laugh_at:
@Tank Girl 321279 wrote:

but yeh there is a market for it in some lap dancing clubs they do have ‘lactating’ women on their list…..

GOOD GOD. TOO MUCH INFORMATION. :hopeless: i think you just destroyed any ounce of innonence i had left
@p0lygon-Window 321283 wrote:

my dream is to become a fulltime breast milkman

lmao
ill be your first customer!

[joshd96320]

@photographthesun 321285 wrote:

milkMAN? wow! :p

i see what you did there 😛

[joshd96320]

@photographthesun 321285 wrote:

milkMAN? wow! :p

i see what you did there 😛

[Anonymous]

Do you still even get milkmen now the supermarkets are everywhere?

[Anonymous]

Do you still even get milkmen now the supermarkets are everywhere?

[joshd96320]

i havent seen one in at least 3 years :O

[joshd96320]

i havent seen one in at least 3 years :O

[p0ly]

i need to get myself aload of stables, some hay, some buckets and some willing ladies to fill up the stables with

[p0ly]

i need to get myself aload of stables, some hay, some buckets and some willing ladies to fill up the stables with

[joshd96320]

i’d like to see them replaced by milkraccoons…

[joshd96320]

i’d like to see them replaced by milkraccoons…

[joshd96320]

@p0lygon-Window 321293 wrote:

i need to get myself aload of stables, some hay, some buckets and some willing ladies to fill up the stables with

smooth with the ladies then raaa

[joshd96320]

@p0lygon-Window 321293 wrote:

i need to get myself aload of stables, some hay, some buckets and some willing ladies to fill up the stables with

smooth with the ladies then raaa

[p0ly]

i did have a milkman (he delivered the cartens you buy in tesco) but cancelled him cos we had like 6 big cartens in the fridge

[p0ly]

i did have a milkman (he delivered the cartens you buy in tesco) but cancelled him cos we had like 6 big cartens in the fridge

[p0ly]

can ladies resist hay and stables? i think not…. well if i could be milked it’d seem like a good job to do

[p0ly]

can ladies resist hay and stables? i think not…. well if i could be milked it’d seem like a good job to do

[joshd96320]

LMFAO you make me chuckle

still.. imagine it.. milkable raccoons…
comes in different varieties

“feisty milk”
“roasted milk”
“lethal milk”
“standard milk”

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