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May 16, 2013 at 4:29 pm #1150747
@p0ly 546277 wrote:
Do you wear glasses? if not then maybe it’s time. My GF is young and she has shite eyesight so at your age should count your blessings dude as some people need 24/7 glasses from the early years of their life.
Yeah I have a pair of glasses that I use when driving and watching TV etc. I’m definitely reaching a stage though where I need constant visual aid. I’ve noticed a significant reduction in my sight in the last 2 years or so. Plus I keep getting conjunctivitis and other recurring eye problems, something which has only started around 2 years ago.
May 16, 2013 at 4:29 pm #1187321@p0ly 546277 wrote:
Do you wear glasses? if not then maybe it’s time. My GF is young and she has shite eyesight so at your age should count your blessings dude as some people need 24/7 glasses from the early years of their life.
Yeah I have a pair of glasses that I use when driving and watching TV etc. I’m definitely reaching a stage though where I need constant visual aid. I’ve noticed a significant reduction in my sight in the last 2 years or so. Plus I keep getting conjunctivitis and other recurring eye problems, something which has only started around 2 years ago.
May 16, 2013 at 4:31 pm #1150750@p0ly 546280 wrote:
This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.
Not that she’s confessed to it or I’ve asked but I wouldn’t put that sort of move past my girlfriend lol.
May 16, 2013 at 4:31 pm #1187399@p0ly 546280 wrote:
This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.
Not that she’s confessed to it or I’ve asked but I wouldn’t put that sort of move past my girlfriend lol.
May 16, 2013 at 4:33 pm #1150751@p0ly 546280 wrote:
This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.
I have heard stories too of people indulging in a bit of bum love without having an enema or anything to clear them out first and shit just ending up everywhere.
May 16, 2013 at 4:33 pm #1187432@p0ly 546280 wrote:
This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.
I have heard stories too of people indulging in a bit of bum love without having an enema or anything to clear them out first and shit just ending up everywhere.
May 16, 2013 at 7:15 pm #1150923@The Psyentist 546283 wrote:
I have heard stories too of people indulging in a bit of bum love without having an enema or anything to clear them out first and shit just ending up everywhere.
:yakk:
May 16, 2013 at 7:15 pm #1194990@The Psyentist 546283 wrote:
I have heard stories too of people indulging in a bit of bum love without having an enema or anything to clear them out first and shit just ending up everywhere.
:yakk:
May 16, 2013 at 8:10 pm #1135859don’t you just hate it when you take a shit and it splashes in the water and causes the poo you did befoee to splash out the toilet and land on ur dick
May 16, 2013 at 8:10 pm #1170155don’t you just hate it when you take a shit and it splashes in the water and causes the poo you did befoee to splash out the toilet and land on ur dick
May 16, 2013 at 8:10 pm #1150541@p0ly 546280 wrote:
This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.
If you push your anus when it is already widened you risk giving your self a pile or even a tear.
You could maybe not tell them you have the runs and let them bum you…I’m sure pulling that stunt would backfire on you though.May 16, 2013 at 8:10 pm #1185825@p0ly 546280 wrote:
This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.
If you push your anus when it is already widened you risk giving your self a pile or even a tear.
You could maybe not tell them you have the runs and let them bum you…I’m sure pulling that stunt would backfire on you though.May 16, 2013 at 8:11 pm #1150544@The Psyentist 546256 wrote:
Think I’m actually going blind which is a bit of a downer on my day
You can get a free eye test with the NHS, its worth it as the more you leave it the worse it could get.
May 16, 2013 at 8:11 pm #1185828@The Psyentist 546256 wrote:
Think I’m actually going blind which is a bit of a downer on my day
You can get a free eye test with the NHS, its worth it as the more you leave it the worse it could get.
May 16, 2013 at 8:41 pm #1150836@p0ly 546280 wrote:
This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.
An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha BwahahahahaaaMay 16, 2013 at 8:41 pm #1191354@p0ly 546280 wrote:
This isn’t a rant but I wonder if like guys or girls ever shit on guys dicks when they’re having anal with em on purpose.
An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha BwahahahahaaaMay 16, 2013 at 8:53 pm #1150753@korno 546311 wrote:
An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha BwahahahahaaaThat’s hilarious if true but pretty fucked up lol
May 16, 2013 at 8:53 pm #1187523@korno 546311 wrote:
An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha BwahahahahaaaThat’s hilarious if true but pretty fucked up lol
May 16, 2013 at 9:03 pm #1150837Course its true i don’t make stories up :/
It was absolutely hilarious yeah lolMay 16, 2013 at 9:03 pm #1191444Course its true i don’t make stories up :/
It was absolutely hilarious yeah lolMay 16, 2013 at 10:12 pm #1150545@korno 546311 wrote:
An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaaomfg I can imagine you both waddling towards AE holding a massive bollock together :p
loool!
May 16, 2013 at 10:12 pm #1185832@korno 546311 wrote:
An ex bf of mine ended up in hospital with one of his balls the size of a beach ball, we both had to carry his ball to the A&E
Basically i had a tummy bug the week before and so i thought it was a good thing that i was all ‘cleared out’ by the end of it for anal, but it turns out bacteria was still hanging around and his ball caught an infection lolol .. Bwaha Bwahahahahaaaomfg I can imagine you both waddling towards AE holding a massive bollock together :p
loool!
May 17, 2013 at 8:52 am #1150756@korno 546317 wrote:
Course its true i don’t make stories up :/
It was absolutely hilarious yeah lolSorry I wasn’t insinuating you were lying, perhaps a little exaggerated though. I couldn’t help but imagine Randy from south park using his testicles as a space hopper lol, that’s what made it a little less believable for me.
May 17, 2013 at 8:52 am #1187621@korno 546317 wrote:
Course its true i don’t make stories up :/
It was absolutely hilarious yeah lolSorry I wasn’t insinuating you were lying, perhaps a little exaggerated though. I couldn’t help but imagine Randy from south park using his testicles as a space hopper lol, that’s what made it a little less believable for me.
May 17, 2013 at 9:05 am #1150992[video=youtube_share;SPM7vGe30XI]http://youtu.be/SPM7vGe30XI[/video]
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