Rant Thread!

[wickle]

haaah. stones and stella oughta see me through this. 😉

[p0ly]

@thelog 490472 wrote:

Is your GF klectominge??

correct, cyberdyne system model 69

[p0ly]

@thelog 490472 wrote:

Is your GF klectominge??

correct, cyberdyne system model 69

[wickle]

nostril holes a bitch. *whistles while he inhales*. not cool :yakk:

[wickle]

nostril holes a bitch. *whistles while he inhales*. not cool :yakk:

[know_hope]

@TekZandwich 490651 wrote:

nostril holes a bitch. *whistles while he inhales*. not cool :yakk:

ohhhh :/

a friend posted this and i thought it was funny so here it is:

On her radio show, Dr. Laura said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Schlesinger, written by a US man, and posted on the
Internet. It’s funny, as well as quite informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I’m confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M. Kauffman,

Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,

Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia

P.S. (It would be a damn shame if we couldn’t own a Canadian.)

[know_hope]

@TekZandwich 490651 wrote:

nostril holes a bitch. *whistles while he inhales*. not cool :yakk:

ohhhh :/

a friend posted this and i thought it was funny so here it is:

On her radio show, Dr. Laura said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Schlesinger, written by a US man, and posted on the
Internet. It’s funny, as well as quite informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I’m confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M. Kauffman,

Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,

Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia

P.S. (It would be a damn shame if we couldn’t own a Canadian.)

[p0ly]

rant rant rant. hope back pain stays away. need to clean the sex juice out of my bed, it’s proper sexed out and stinks of it.

[p0ly]

rant rant rant. hope back pain stays away. need to clean the sex juice out of my bed, it’s proper sexed out and stinks of it.

[Chrispydelic]

Hahahahaha, awesome. I will have to post this elsewhere later.

[Chrispydelic]

Hahahahaha, awesome. I will have to post this elsewhere later.

[Chrispydelic]

Life is fucking shit at the moment and I am a grumpy bastard.

I may have to go on a killing spree!

[Chrispydelic]

Life is fucking shit at the moment and I am a grumpy bastard.

I may have to go on a killing spree!

[Gylfi Gudbjornsson]

@Chrispydelic 490900 wrote:

Life is fucking shit at the moment and I am a grumpy bastard.

I may have to go on a killing spree!

Haha will have to join you on that one, there’s a few people I know of that could do with being murdered.

[Gylfi Gudbjornsson]

@Chrispydelic 490900 wrote:

Life is fucking shit at the moment and I am a grumpy bastard.

I may have to go on a killing spree!

Haha will have to join you on that one, there’s a few people I know of that could do with being murdered.

[DaftFader]

@p0ly 490457 wrote:

haha my so called best mate tried it on with my gf

again? O.o

[DaftFader]

@p0ly 490457 wrote:

haha my so called best mate tried it on with my gf

again? O.o

[Gylfi Gudbjornsson]

Have reached the end of my tether with my brother, I’m seriously considering calling an associate and have him make my brother disappear.

[Gylfi Gudbjornsson]

Have reached the end of my tether with my brother, I’m seriously considering calling an associate and have him make my brother disappear.

[p0ly]

@DaftFader 490941 wrote:

again? O.o

lol i know what your on about now. that person who’s my ex best mate cos he got with my ex gf and is still with her. pathetic two people really and everyone thinks it’s a bit sad.

then i get another person who says they’re my best mate trying it on with my new gf, luckily she let him know it’s all about the p0ly!

[p0ly]

@DaftFader 490941 wrote:

again? O.o

lol i know what your on about now. that person who’s my ex best mate cos he got with my ex gf and is still with her. pathetic two people really and everyone thinks it’s a bit sad.

then i get another person who says they’re my best mate trying it on with my new gf, luckily she let him know it’s all about the p0ly!

[DaftFader]

@p0ly 490962 wrote:

lol i know what your on about now. that person who’s my ex best mate cos he got with my ex gf and is still with her. pathetic two people really and everyone thinks it’s a bit sad.

then i get another person who says they’re my best mate trying it on with my new gf, luckily she let him know it’s all about the p0ly!

ahh coolio, I was gonna say you really need to give him a slap if he’s done it again! Still not good though. Good to know the Mrs. is on a level though. 🙂

[DaftFader]

@p0ly 490962 wrote:

lol i know what your on about now. that person who’s my ex best mate cos he got with my ex gf and is still with her. pathetic two people really and everyone thinks it’s a bit sad.

then i get another person who says they’re my best mate trying it on with my new gf, luckily she let him know it’s all about the p0ly!

ahh coolio, I was gonna say you really need to give him a slap if he’s done it again! Still not good though. Good to know the Mrs. is on a level though. 🙂

[p0ly]

@DaftFader 490966 wrote:

ahh coolio, I was gonna say you really need to give him a slap if he’s done it again! Still not good though. Good to know the Mrs. is on a level though. 🙂

she’s heavily whipped so got her in a good safe place. only thing is i find my own mind wandering to the regions of the many other people who want a piece of me…. i know it’s nothing but bad news though… i just have this weird urge to see if another girl i fancy is anything on my gf, i’ve told my gf this as well… cept there was a certain person i had in mind cos she hates her and already knows she likes me :S

oh p0ly sort it outttttttt. though i heard shambala is a free for all? is that right?

[p0ly]

@DaftFader 490966 wrote:

ahh coolio, I was gonna say you really need to give him a slap if he’s done it again! Still not good though. Good to know the Mrs. is on a level though. 🙂

she’s heavily whipped so got her in a good safe place. only thing is i find my own mind wandering to the regions of the many other people who want a piece of me…. i know it’s nothing but bad news though… i just have this weird urge to see if another girl i fancy is anything on my gf, i’ve told my gf this as well… cept there was a certain person i had in mind cos she hates her and already knows she likes me :S

oh p0ly sort it outttttttt. though i heard shambala is a free for all? is that right?

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