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  • #1133662
    p0ly
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      @hat 444976 wrote:

      been reading about japanese spider crabs and now i’m too scared to go to bed incase one attacks me in my sleep 🙁

      yeah i got them in my pubes before when i went to japan and got with one of the cheap prozzies which had them

      #1169722
      p0ly
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        @hat 444976 wrote:

        been reading about japanese spider crabs and now i’m too scared to go to bed incase one attacks me in my sleep 🙁

        yeah i got them in my pubes before when i went to japan and got with one of the cheap prozzies which had them

        #1128890
        Anonymous

          very funnnnnny >:C this is no laughing matter. i have the creeps now.

          #1150381
          Anonymous

            very funnnnnny >:C this is no laughing matter. i have the creeps now.

            #1133675
            p0ly
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              @hat 444984 wrote:

              very funnnnnny >:C this is no laughing matter. i have the creeps now.

              BUT THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH!

              Good Evening, Parents.
              Tonight, I’m going to take you on a tour of Club Mac;
              where all the bad little kitties go,
              and try to leave their bondings…
              By various means of methods,
              anything necessary,
              Something that you won’t quite be accustomed to.
              So I’ve equipped each and everyone of you with your own individual camera,
              so that you could take pictures of these bad little kitties doing bad little things…
              for tomorrow’s paper.
              So whip out your fifteen dollars, and prepare to enter Club Mac.

              We’ve been here not more than thirty seconds,
              and already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things.
              He is sucking on a balloon.
              Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents.
              It’s a balloon filled with a gas called, nitrous oxide -laughing gas.
              He, he, he, he, he, he, he, ha, ha…
              but this is no laughing matter.
              Lyrics GREEN VELVET lyrics: 2 albums
              Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

              Now over here we have Little Johnny and Miss Susie,
              smoking on a joint!?
              This is not the thing to do.
              I think we that have to take pictures of these two.
              Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

              Now over here, we have some naughty, naughty kids.
              They brought in their own liquor to the party.
              Now we can not have that now, parents, can we?
              Six packs and pints, I think not, so…
              Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

              #1169725
              p0ly
              Participant

                @hat 444984 wrote:

                very funnnnnny >:C this is no laughing matter. i have the creeps now.

                BUT THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH!

                Good Evening, Parents.
                Tonight, I’m going to take you on a tour of Club Mac;
                where all the bad little kitties go,
                and try to leave their bondings…
                By various means of methods,
                anything necessary,
                Something that you won’t quite be accustomed to.
                So I’ve equipped each and everyone of you with your own individual camera,
                so that you could take pictures of these bad little kitties doing bad little things…
                for tomorrow’s paper.
                So whip out your fifteen dollars, and prepare to enter Club Mac.

                We’ve been here not more than thirty seconds,
                and already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things.
                He is sucking on a balloon.
                Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents.
                It’s a balloon filled with a gas called, nitrous oxide -laughing gas.
                He, he, he, he, he, he, he, ha, ha…
                but this is no laughing matter.
                Lyrics GREEN VELVET lyrics: 2 albums
                Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

                Now over here we have Little Johnny and Miss Susie,
                smoking on a joint!?
                This is not the thing to do.
                I think we that have to take pictures of these two.
                Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

                Now over here, we have some naughty, naughty kids.
                They brought in their own liquor to the party.
                Now we can not have that now, parents, can we?
                Six packs and pints, I think not, so…
                Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

                #1149678
                Fizzbombheid
                Participant

                  @mungo1972 444225 wrote:

                  Hi !sinner69! ,
                  Is it ? or are you just blinking really quickly ?

                  regards
                  Mungo
                  ps no that is anoying when it does that and makes your eyes go funny

                  i oncee had a blinkin competetion with a mate.

                  hes still going annd so am i so fuK knowz who willl win??

                  #1184103
                  Fizzbombheid
                  Participant

                    @mungo1972 444225 wrote:

                    Hi !sinner69! ,
                    Is it ? or are you just blinking really quickly ?

                    regards
                    Mungo
                    ps no that is anoying when it does that and makes your eyes go funny

                    i oncee had a blinkin competetion with a mate.

                    hes still going annd so am i so fuK knowz who willl win??

                    #1149680
                    Fizzbombheid
                    Participant

                      ive jus reaalised that uv replied to MUngo from 3 pages ago

                      wHart a pluM i am… DOH!!

                      #1184108
                      Fizzbombheid
                      Participant

                        ive jus reaalised that uv replied to MUngo from 3 pages ago

                        wHart a pluM i am… DOH!!

                        #1129535
                        sinner69
                        Participant

                          lol

                          #1161744
                          sinner69
                          Participant

                            lol

                            #1128891
                            Anonymous

                              cant sleep

                              #1150383
                              Anonymous

                                cant sleep

                                #1133687
                                p0ly
                                Participant

                                  @extraslim 445013 wrote:

                                  cant sleep

                                  not sure if i will sleep :-S got so much to do tomorrow as well.

                                  #1169727
                                  p0ly
                                  Participant

                                    @extraslim 445013 wrote:

                                    cant sleep

                                    not sure if i will sleep :-S got so much to do tomorrow as well.

                                    #1150185
                                    mungo1972
                                    Participant

                                      AARRGGHHHHH !!!!! , Got woke up by some mad woman shouting and screaming at 4 in the morning in the houses behind where i live , now i cant sleep . And Mungo is very tired !!!!….bitch im gonna post dog shit through your door lol

                                      regards
                                      Mungo
                                      ps over tired !!!!

                                      #1185172
                                      mungo1972
                                      Participant

                                        AARRGGHHHHH !!!!! , Got woke up by some mad woman shouting and screaming at 4 in the morning in the houses behind where i live , now i cant sleep . And Mungo is very tired !!!!….bitch im gonna post dog shit through your door lol

                                        regards
                                        Mungo
                                        ps over tired !!!!

                                        #1149878
                                        cozmic
                                        Participant

                                          Insomnia ruins me.

                                          #1184548
                                          cozmic
                                          Participant

                                            Insomnia ruins me.

                                            #1150188
                                            mungo1972
                                            Participant

                                              hi cozmic,
                                              count sheep my friend !!!! not saying it will help you sleep but i know a few shepards that could do with your help 🙂

                                              regards
                                              Mungo
                                              ps 1 ,2,3,bugger….1,2,3…errrrr whats after3 ?

                                              #1185176
                                              mungo1972
                                              Participant

                                                hi cozmic,
                                                count sheep my friend !!!! not saying it will help you sleep but i know a few shepards that could do with your help 🙂

                                                regards
                                                Mungo
                                                ps 1 ,2,3,bugger….1,2,3…errrrr whats after3 ?

                                                #1130526
                                                Tank Girl
                                                Participant

                                                  drunk!!!!

                                                  #1165510
                                                  Tank Girl
                                                  Participant

                                                    drunk!!!!

                                                    #1136049
                                                    wickle
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                                                      I Aint been drunk since my ’15 Cans of Stella’ incident. Actually pretty happy about it. rotton booze!

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