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  • #1128843
    Anonymous

      still cant stretch my arms out straight, damn you weights!

      #1150296
      Anonymous

        still cant stretch my arms out straight, damn you weights!

        #1150161
        mungo1972
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          Hi Extraslim ,
          LOL you walking around like a gorilla now then ๐Ÿ˜‰ , i remember when i did weights how much it hurt after and worse on the second day to !!!! . It will get better and remember no pian no gain lol , so work it work it ๐Ÿ™‚

          regards
          Mungo

          #1185126
          mungo1972
          Participant

            Hi Extraslim ,
            LOL you walking around like a gorilla now then ๐Ÿ˜‰ , i remember when i did weights how much it hurt after and worse on the second day to !!!! . It will get better and remember no pian no gain lol , so work it work it ๐Ÿ™‚

            regards
            Mungo

            #1130504
            Tank Girl
            Participant

              That cunting cat has got my baby Jasper again!!!

              not sure if he’s been bit again, as he wont come out from under the bed,

              I’m off to buy a powerful water pistol tomorrow and lie in wait for it!!!!!!

              #1165459
              Tank Girl
              Participant

                That cunting cat has got my baby Jasper again!!!

                not sure if he’s been bit again, as he wont come out from under the bed,

                I’m off to buy a powerful water pistol tomorrow and lie in wait for it!!!!!!

                #1129290
                General Lighting
                Moderator

                  Thats also why I started meowing, it was to drive out a Siamese tomcat what was bullying mine (the “witte kat”). I waited in the corridor instead of my cat (crouched on all fours like a giant cat) and when the Siamese came I rushed out (still on all fours) and caterwauled it out of the garden and down the street. And every time I saw it again I gave it a long warning meow.

                  it stopped visiting the garden and hassling my cat soon after that and every time it saw me it would do a runner.

                  #1151088
                  General Lighting
                  Moderator

                    Thats also why I started meowing, it was to drive out a Siamese tomcat what was bullying mine (the “witte kat”). I waited in the corridor instead of my cat (crouched on all fours like a giant cat) and when the Siamese came I rushed out (still on all fours) and caterwauled it out of the garden and down the street. And every time I saw it again I gave it a long warning meow.

                    it stopped visiting the garden and hassling my cat soon after that and every time it saw me it would do a runner.

                    #1130505
                    Tank Girl
                    Participant

                      @General Lighting 442178 wrote:

                      Thats also why I started meowing, it was to drive out a Siamese tomcat what was bullying mine (the “witte kat”). I waited in the corridor instead of my cat (crouched on all fours like a giant cat) and when the Siamese came I rushed out (still on all fours) and caterwauled it out of the garden and down the street. And every time I saw it again I gave it a long warning meow.

                      it stopped visiting the garden and hassling my cat soon after that and every time it saw me it would do a runner.

                      I do the ‘hissing’ sound but will try that GL!
                      I’ve had all my fence’s done and boarded up the holes of my neighbours and contacted the council to request it be replaced – but unfortunatley the cat flap is on the side (alley way) and it seems the big tom waits for him there – so I’m gonna have to be more vigillant

                      (it doesnt help that its microchip one – as it takes a little while to recognise the micro chip and if fighting (or getting the shit kicked out of him) its hard for him to get in – but we thought it’d be better than other cats coming in to his home (as my friend has a tom bully cat do this and eat her cats food ))

                      #1165462
                      Tank Girl
                      Participant

                        @General Lighting 442178 wrote:

                        Thats also why I started meowing, it was to drive out a Siamese tomcat what was bullying mine (the “witte kat”). I waited in the corridor instead of my cat (crouched on all fours like a giant cat) and when the Siamese came I rushed out (still on all fours) and caterwauled it out of the garden and down the street. And every time I saw it again I gave it a long warning meow.

                        it stopped visiting the garden and hassling my cat soon after that and every time it saw me it would do a runner.

                        I do the ‘hissing’ sound but will try that GL!
                        I’ve had all my fence’s done and boarded up the holes of my neighbours and contacted the council to request it be replaced – but unfortunatley the cat flap is on the side (alley way) and it seems the big tom waits for him there – so I’m gonna have to be more vigillant

                        (it doesnt help that its microchip one – as it takes a little while to recognise the micro chip and if fighting (or getting the shit kicked out of him) its hard for him to get in – but we thought it’d be better than other cats coming in to his home (as my friend has a tom bully cat do this and eat her cats food ))

                        #1128844
                        Anonymous

                          get a dog, train dog to be friends with your cat (not very hard apparently) then get the dog to guard the cat. :weee:

                          #1150297
                          Anonymous

                            get a dog, train dog to be friends with your cat (not very hard apparently) then get the dog to guard the cat. :weee:

                            #1128845
                            Anonymous

                              I feel like crap. meh.

                              #1150300
                              Anonymous

                                I feel like crap. meh.

                                #1129292
                                General Lighting
                                Moderator

                                  @extraslim 442219 wrote:

                                  get a dog, train dog to be friends with your cat (not very hard apparently) then get the dog to guard the cat. :weee:

                                  friends did this, the cat and dog robbed the meat they had put for tea on a high shelf. whilst they thought neither dog nor cat could jump to the shelf, the dog let the cat climb on his head then the cat jumped up, got the meat and pushed it down to the floor where they both shared it :laugh_at:

                                  #1151089
                                  General Lighting
                                  Moderator

                                    @extraslim 442219 wrote:

                                    get a dog, train dog to be friends with your cat (not very hard apparently) then get the dog to guard the cat. :weee:

                                    friends did this, the cat and dog robbed the meat they had put for tea on a high shelf. whilst they thought neither dog nor cat could jump to the shelf, the dog let the cat climb on his head then the cat jumped up, got the meat and pushed it down to the floor where they both shared it :laugh_at:

                                    #1130507
                                    Tank Girl
                                    Participant

                                      @General Lighting 442242 wrote:

                                      friends did this, the cat and dog robbed the meat they had put for tea on a high shelf. whilst they thought neither dog nor cat could jump to the shelf, the dog let the cat climb on his head then the cat jumped up, got the meat and pushed it down to the floor where they both shared it :laugh_at:

                                      Cute – I dont really want a dog to be honest – I like em – but not sure I want one!

                                      thankfully Jasper doesnt seem stressed – he’s having a mental half hour in the garden and in and out like the wind – so I’m hoping he managed to get a few kicks in to the big tom!!
                                      no limping and only one little scratch — phew —

                                      #1165465
                                      Tank Girl
                                      Participant

                                        @General Lighting 442242 wrote:

                                        friends did this, the cat and dog robbed the meat they had put for tea on a high shelf. whilst they thought neither dog nor cat could jump to the shelf, the dog let the cat climb on his head then the cat jumped up, got the meat and pushed it down to the floor where they both shared it :laugh_at:

                                        Cute – I dont really want a dog to be honest – I like em – but not sure I want one!

                                        thankfully Jasper doesnt seem stressed – he’s having a mental half hour in the garden and in and out like the wind – so I’m hoping he managed to get a few kicks in to the big tom!!
                                        no limping and only one little scratch — phew —

                                        #1129293
                                        General Lighting
                                        Moderator

                                          when i started sticking up for my cat, it ended up with him befriending and hanging around with the little sister of the Siamese tomcat :laugh_at: (he was neutered but even then cats still form friendships across genders)

                                          #1151091
                                          General Lighting
                                          Moderator

                                            when i started sticking up for my cat, it ended up with him befriending and hanging around with the little sister of the Siamese tomcat :laugh_at: (he was neutered but even then cats still form friendships across genders)

                                            #1136024
                                            wickle
                                            Participant

                                              i believe the lynx lucy pinder advert is secret propoganda to get us watching more internet porn. gets me thinking about it everytime i check emails ffs! hahaha

                                              #1170258
                                              wickle
                                              Participant

                                                i believe the lynx lucy pinder advert is secret propoganda to get us watching more internet porn. gets me thinking about it everytime i check emails ffs! hahaha

                                                #1149948
                                                kiwifruit
                                                Participant

                                                  sitting at home waiting for my mate to fucking get out of the shower which she should have been in over an hour ago…. meant to be meeting p0ly, daft vader and Hat…. fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  I am a patient gal but for fucks sake!
                                                  Ok she had no sleep but that was her choice…. sweet mother of god will she just hurry the fuck up!!!!!
                                                  I want to get to the o2 festival!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

                                                  #1184695
                                                  kiwifruit
                                                  Participant

                                                    sitting at home waiting for my mate to fucking get out of the shower which she should have been in over an hour ago…. meant to be meeting p0ly, daft vader and Hat…. fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                    I am a patient gal but for fucks sake!
                                                    Ok she had no sleep but that was her choice…. sweet mother of god will she just hurry the fuck up!!!!!
                                                    I want to get to the o2 festival!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                    AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

                                                    #1150164
                                                    mungo1972
                                                    Participant

                                                      Hi Kiwifruit ,
                                                      You shall make the ball my lady ……in the mean time knock on the bathroom door and tell your mate to hurry the fuck up , unless she wants to be walking home with one crystal shoe and the other missing !!! . Mean while back in the real world get on the phone and speak with Poly , Daft Fader or Hat and re-arrange a meet as your late as the princess is pre-paring for the ball . Or and hear me out leave meet your crew and phone your mate as to where she needs to be …..mercenary i know but ๐Ÿ™‚ …..everyone has an evil streak lol .

                                                      Dont stress Kiwifruit Chat to Poly , Fader or Hat and re-arrange you’ll be fine and the night will go great ๐Ÿ™‚ . Enjoy your festival ๐Ÿ™‚ and the UK …..the weathers great ……this by the way isnt normal so enjoy ๐Ÿ™‚ .

                                                      Chill Kiwifruit

                                                      regards
                                                      Mungo
                                                      ps you will all meet up and get there ๐Ÿ™‚

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