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    Anonymous

      @GiantMidget 437067 wrote:

      Dammit. I feel as though I should be out and about tonight. I’m seriously bored. Wish I had the money to order a brass…….or get some mandy. Maybe even both, although a brass would be a waste of money if I was fooked on the mud.

      how do you order a brass out of interest?

      #1150233
      Irish-gurner
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        With monkeys………. 😛

        #1185264
        Irish-gurner
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          With monkeys………. 😛

          #1131466
          GiantMidget
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            @extraslim 437068 wrote:

            how do you order a brass out of interest?

            SunnyEscorts mate, That’s all I’ll say. They’re top end brasses though. Cheaper ones look in the back of the local newspaper under escorts. Although truth be told I ain’t used one in a couple of years. Used to but soon learnt that copious amount of drugs do not mix with having to perform to a set time. Specially if that set time is half an hour. I am not a performing monkey!!!!

            #1167415
            GiantMidget
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              @extraslim 437068 wrote:

              how do you order a brass out of interest?

              SunnyEscorts mate, That’s all I’ll say. They’re top end brasses though. Cheaper ones look in the back of the local newspaper under escorts. Although truth be told I ain’t used one in a couple of years. Used to but soon learnt that copious amount of drugs do not mix with having to perform to a set time. Specially if that set time is half an hour. I am not a performing monkey!!!!

              #1128755
              Anonymous

                @GiantMidget 437070 wrote:

                SunnyEscorts mate, That’s all I’ll say. They’re top end brasses though. Cheaper ones look in the back of the local newspaper under escorts. Although truth be told I ain’t used one in a couple of years. Used to but soon learnt that copious amount of drugs do not mix with having to perform to a set time. Specially if that set time is half an hour. I am not a performing monkey!!!!

                yeah I bet! never spent any time with one myself, are they expensive? I dont think you get many in rural villages 🙁

                #1150134
                Anonymous

                  @GiantMidget 437070 wrote:

                  SunnyEscorts mate, That’s all I’ll say. They’re top end brasses though. Cheaper ones look in the back of the local newspaper under escorts. Although truth be told I ain’t used one in a couple of years. Used to but soon learnt that copious amount of drugs do not mix with having to perform to a set time. Specially if that set time is half an hour. I am not a performing monkey!!!!

                  yeah I bet! never spent any time with one myself, are they expensive? I dont think you get many in rural villages 🙁

                  #1128756
                  Anonymous

                    ps oh I just found their website, nice

                    #1150136
                    Anonymous

                      ps oh I just found their website, nice

                      #1128757
                      Anonymous

                        pps 600 notes over night! fuck me I am in the wrong trade

                        #1150138
                        Anonymous

                          pps 600 notes over night! fuck me I am in the wrong trade

                          #1150236
                          Irish-gurner
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                            Youd be surprised, I live in a little rural village and there are about 3 or 4 knocking shops around.

                            #1185268
                            Irish-gurner
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                              Youd be surprised, I live in a little rural village and there are about 3 or 4 knocking shops around.

                              #1131467
                              GiantMidget
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                                It’s the oldest trade known to mankind. I remember I went to one once totally smashed on poodle. Had no right to be there as I was far too fucked. As I got round there this bird said I could have a beer from the fridge, opened it up and it was full of bud. I then let slip I had two packets on me. Got me business out the way (didn’t last long lol) then she said I could stay round with her and drink her beer provided I shared the PKs with her. Even got a complimentary blowy. Was a proper awesome night!

                                #1167418
                                GiantMidget
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                                  It’s the oldest trade known to mankind. I remember I went to one once totally smashed on poodle. Had no right to be there as I was far too fucked. As I got round there this bird said I could have a beer from the fridge, opened it up and it was full of bud. I then let slip I had two packets on me. Got me business out the way (didn’t last long lol) then she said I could stay round with her and drink her beer provided I shared the PKs with her. Even got a complimentary blowy. Was a proper awesome night!

                                  #1128758
                                  Anonymous

                                    @GiantMidget 437075 wrote:

                                    It’s the oldest trade known to mankind. I remember I went to one once totally smashed on poodle. Had no right to be there as I was far too fucked. As I got round there this bird said I could have a beer from the fridge, opened it up and it was full of bud. I then let slip I had two packets on me. Got me business out the way (didn’t last long lol) then she said I could stay round with her and drink her beer provided I shared the PKs with her. Even got a complimentary blowy. Was a proper awesome night!

                                    nice! that does sound rather good! god I have lived a sheltered life lol

                                    #1150140
                                    Anonymous

                                      @GiantMidget 437075 wrote:

                                      It’s the oldest trade known to mankind. I remember I went to one once totally smashed on poodle. Had no right to be there as I was far too fucked. As I got round there this bird said I could have a beer from the fridge, opened it up and it was full of bud. I then let slip I had two packets on me. Got me business out the way (didn’t last long lol) then she said I could stay round with her and drink her beer provided I shared the PKs with her. Even got a complimentary blowy. Was a proper awesome night!

                                      nice! that does sound rather good! god I have lived a sheltered life lol

                                      #1150237
                                      Irish-gurner
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                                        :laugh_at::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U

                                        #1185272
                                        Irish-gurner
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                                          :laugh_at::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U

                                          #1131468
                                          GiantMidget
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                                            @extraslim 437076 wrote:

                                            nice! that does sound rather good! god I have lived a sheltered life lol

                                            It was pretty epic mate, Haven’t done anything like that for a while now though. Starting to fall back into the old ways now though, figure why not. The world is going to hell so fuck it. Enjoy yourself innit!

                                            #1167420
                                            GiantMidget
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                                              @extraslim 437076 wrote:

                                              nice! that does sound rather good! god I have lived a sheltered life lol

                                              It was pretty epic mate, Haven’t done anything like that for a while now though. Starting to fall back into the old ways now though, figure why not. The world is going to hell so fuck it. Enjoy yourself innit!

                                              #1131470
                                              GiantMidget
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                                                @Irish-gurner 437078 wrote:

                                                :laugh_at::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U

                                                Love it mate!

                                                #1167423
                                                GiantMidget
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                                                  @Irish-gurner 437078 wrote:

                                                  :laugh_at::bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYyzoONK6U

                                                  Love it mate!

                                                  #1128759
                                                  Anonymous

                                                    I have nothing to do today or tomorrow and no money and the weather is crap *sulks* fuck knows how I am going to fill my time

                                                    #1150142
                                                    Anonymous

                                                      I have nothing to do today or tomorrow and no money and the weather is crap *sulks* fuck knows how I am going to fill my time

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