Rant Thread!

[Dasein]

Clubs that have dj booths which are accessible to the public drive me out of my mind…I have a six hour weekly at a club around the way here and all night long, people are coming up into the booth and arguing with me about why I’m not playing more Lil Jon or Fifty Cent or Nelly.

“You need to put on some Mac Dre.”
“Ah, I’m sorry, this is a dance night.”
“I can’t dance to this shit, it has no beat.” (This is the single most retarded statement I think I have ever heard in reference to dance music and I hear it ten times a night)

It’s that or I’m getting ready to mix and invariably, someone will come up into the booth – usually a girl (sorry girls) – and stand there and look at her friends and throw her hands in the air and be very excited…which is all fine. But then when she wants a conversation, I have to stand there and (try to) mix while she jabbers on and on about how her friend is up from Sacramento and its her birthday and, ooh! Can I look through your track lists? *touches computer and FUCKS UP THE MIX.
What can you do?
Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

[Tank Girl]

Dasein;235725 wrote:

Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

stun gun? – they deserve it 😉

[Tank Girl]

Dasein;235725 wrote:

Can’t hit them. Can’t yell at them. Can’t even tell them their idiots. Makes me want to kill.

stun gun? – they deserve it 😉

[General Lighting]

and small ones are probably legal to own his side of the pond… :laugh_at:

only problem is the charge might cause interference through induced current in signal leads and thus blow the speakers..

maybe a cattle-prod, they must be easy to get in the USA with all the ranches..

[General Lighting]

and small ones are probably legal to own his side of the pond… :laugh_at:

only problem is the charge might cause interference through induced current in signal leads and thus blow the speakers..

maybe a cattle-prod, they must be easy to get in the USA with all the ranches..

[Dasein]

Stun guns, even fairly powerful ones, are in fact legal to own here. Maybe I should get one. If I jolt people hard enough, the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

[Dasein]

Stun guns, even fairly powerful ones, are in fact legal to own here. Maybe I should get one. If I jolt people hard enough, the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

[Tank Girl]

Dasein;235851 wrote:

the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

sounds like how I dance :laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

Dasein;235851 wrote:

the flopping around on the floor could even accidentally be construed as dancing.

sounds like how I dance :laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

put my car up for sale,
got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

it is either me or this car that is cursed

how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

[Tank Girl]

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

put my car up for sale,
got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

it is either me or this car that is cursed

how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

[DaftFader]

Tank Girl;235887 wrote:

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

put my car up for sale,
got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

it is either me or this car that is cursed

how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

[DaftFader]

Tank Girl;235887 wrote:

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!

put my car up for sale,
got lots of interest… someone came to view it,
he started it in 1st gear , and stalled it,

now it wont fucking start!!!!!! at all,

waiting for recovery to come out and see what it is…..

it is either me or this car that is cursed

how embarrasing as I’d only just said, it always starts first time etc, I now look like a con merchant :hopeless:

you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

[Tank Girl]

DaftFader;235892 wrote:

you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

it gets worse,

the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. 😥

[Tank Girl]

DaftFader;235892 wrote:

you should sue him as he broke it by starting it in the wrong gear imo ..if you can do that that is

it gets worse,

the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. 😥

[DaftFader]

Tank Girl;235894 wrote:

it gets worse,

the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. 😥

owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

[DaftFader]

Tank Girl;235894 wrote:

it gets worse,

the recovery man said that it’d have happened anyway,
starter motor needs replacing, and the origional problem I had last week hasnt been fixed………. 😥

owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

[Tank Girl]

DaftFader;235895 wrote:

owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

nah,

they fixed other stuff that was also wrong and failed to fix the problem I went in for,
partly my fault as I didnt realise they’d missed it …..

[Tank Girl]

DaftFader;235895 wrote:

owch thats not good .. so your saing you paied for it to get fixed but they didn’t fix it? … bloody cowboys :yakk:

nah,

they fixed other stuff that was also wrong and failed to fix the problem I went in for,
partly my fault as I didnt realise they’d missed it …..

[process]

FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

that is all.

[process]

FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

that is all.

[Digital-A]

tell me about it mr process haha

its never easy …

whats up?

[Digital-A]

tell me about it mr process haha

its never easy …

whats up?

[Tank Girl]

djprocess;236027 wrote:

FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

that is all.

they is all bitches, apparently :group_hug

[Tank Girl]

djprocess;236027 wrote:

FUCKING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

that is all.

they is all bitches, apparently :group_hug

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