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    DaftFader
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      @cozmic 391938 wrote:

      why cant seagulls just shut the fuck up for 5 minutes …. 🙁

      When on holliday in a carivan we used to get an flock of seagulls every morning settling on our roof making all kindas anoying noises.

      Solution = On your way back to the caravan in the small hours after a good night out, whilst every one is asleep (encluding the seagulls) – get a shit load of bread and throw it onto of your nabours caravan = seagull free sleep for as long as you like!:wink:

      #1128408
      Anonymous

        @DaftFader 392653 wrote:

        When on holliday in a carivan we used to get an flock of seagulls every morning settling on our roof making all kindas anoying noises.

        Solution = On your way back to the caravan in the small hours after a good night out, whilst every one is asleep (encluding the seagulls) – get a shit load of bread and throw it onto of your nabours caravan = seagull free sleep for as long as you like!:wink:

        haha thats awesome!:laugh_at:

        #1149480
        Anonymous

          @DaftFader 392653 wrote:

          When on holliday in a carivan we used to get an flock of seagulls every morning settling on our roof making all kindas anoying noises.

          Solution = On your way back to the caravan in the small hours after a good night out, whilst every one is asleep (encluding the seagulls) – get a shit load of bread and throw it onto of your nabours caravan = seagull free sleep for as long as you like!:wink:

          haha thats awesome!:laugh_at:

          #1129164
          General Lighting
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            nearly £20 in parts just to fix my loo!

            £5.25 for the syphon diaphragm (this is what gets pulled up by the flush handle to create a vacuum what causes water to rush in and go down the pedestal) and £12.50 for a flush handle as the nylon nut on the old one was cracked….

            at least every time I go for a piss now I can get a feeling of masculine pride at having fixed it – and so I fucking well should for £20!!!

            #1150870
            General Lighting
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              nearly £20 in parts just to fix my loo!

              £5.25 for the syphon diaphragm (this is what gets pulled up by the flush handle to create a vacuum what causes water to rush in and go down the pedestal) and £12.50 for a flush handle as the nylon nut on the old one was cracked….

              at least every time I go for a piss now I can get a feeling of masculine pride at having fixed it – and so I fucking well should for £20!!!

              #1141078
              joshd96320
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                car insurance :groan:

                #1171307
                joshd96320
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                  car insurance :groan:

                  #1131612
                  DaftFader
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                    @General Lighting 394738 wrote:

                    nearly £20 in parts just to fix my loo!

                    £5.25 for the syphon diaphragm (this is what gets pulled up by the flush handle to create a vacuum what causes water to rush in and go down the pedestal) and £12.50 for a flush handle as the nylon nut on the old one was cracked….

                    at least every time I go for a piss now I can get a feeling of masculine pride at having fixed it – and so I fucking well should for £20!!!

                    My loo’s been fixed with a bent bit of coat hanger that replaces the bit inbetween the handle and the vacume thingy :weee:

                    #1167690
                    DaftFader
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                      @General Lighting 394738 wrote:

                      nearly £20 in parts just to fix my loo!

                      £5.25 for the syphon diaphragm (this is what gets pulled up by the flush handle to create a vacuum what causes water to rush in and go down the pedestal) and £12.50 for a flush handle as the nylon nut on the old one was cracked….

                      at least every time I go for a piss now I can get a feeling of masculine pride at having fixed it – and so I fucking well should for £20!!!

                      My loo’s been fixed with a bent bit of coat hanger that replaces the bit inbetween the handle and the vacume thingy :weee:

                      #1129166
                      General Lighting
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                        @DaftFader 394993 wrote:

                        My loo’s been fixed with a bent bit of coat hanger that replaces the bit inbetween the handle and the vacume thingy :weee:

                        in my case, that was the one bit what wasn’t fucked!

                        #1150872
                        General Lighting
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                          @DaftFader 394993 wrote:

                          My loo’s been fixed with a bent bit of coat hanger that replaces the bit inbetween the handle and the vacume thingy :weee:

                          in my case, that was the one bit what wasn’t fucked!

                          #1141108
                          joshd96320
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                            what the hell had you been doing to it GL :S

                            on second thoughts… i dont wanna know :laugh_at:

                            #1171309
                            joshd96320
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                              what the hell had you been doing to it GL :S

                              on second thoughts… i dont wanna know :laugh_at:

                              #1149701
                              judgefooky
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                                ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!

                                that is all

                                #1184160
                                judgefooky
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                                  ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!

                                  that is all

                                  #1128409
                                  Anonymous

                                    Hi All , Yep Daftfader im with you when it comes to banks , its cos of these idiots that the country is in a recession that and mortgage lenders . i wouldnt mind but tax payers money was used to bale out these useless bunch of wankers and still they insist on screwing you if you go slightly over your overdraft . I wanted to extend my overdraft or extend my loan by £500 as my head gasket went on my car . They said no …….but said the min amount of money they could give me was £2000 . So as i need the car for work i had to bite the bullet , those bastards are only after one thing …get you in debt and make you pay a shed load of interest back . And thats why we are in reccession as they got too greedy and debts just didnt get paided …..but we stil baled them out …WANKERS

                                    Death to Bankers , Mortgage lenders !!!!!
                                    Mungo1972

                                    #1149482
                                    Anonymous

                                      Hi All , Yep Daftfader im with you when it comes to banks , its cos of these idiots that the country is in a recession that and mortgage lenders . i wouldnt mind but tax payers money was used to bale out these useless bunch of wankers and still they insist on screwing you if you go slightly over your overdraft . I wanted to extend my overdraft or extend my loan by £500 as my head gasket went on my car . They said no …….but said the min amount of money they could give me was £2000 . So as i need the car for work i had to bite the bullet , those bastards are only after one thing …get you in debt and make you pay a shed load of interest back . And thats why we are in reccession as they got too greedy and debts just didnt get paided …..but we stil baled them out …WANKERS

                                      Death to Bankers , Mortgage lenders !!!!!
                                      Mungo1972

                                      #1141150
                                      joshd96320
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                                        @mungo1972

                                        dont forget to look at both sides of the situation – banks are a VERY major player in britains economy and prosperity. they bring in a massive amount of money – ‘city of london’

                                        #1171311
                                        joshd96320
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                                          @mungo1972

                                          dont forget to look at both sides of the situation – banks are a VERY major player in britains economy and prosperity. they bring in a massive amount of money – ‘city of london’

                                          #1131614
                                          DaftFader
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                                            If there were no banks the world would be a much better place!

                                            #1167692
                                            DaftFader
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                                              If there were no banks the world would be a much better place!

                                              #1149703
                                              judgefooky
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                                                @DaftFader 395191 wrote:

                                                If there were no banks the world would be a much better place!

                                                n i might actually be able to get credit somewhere!!!!!!

                                                #1184165
                                                judgefooky
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                                                  @DaftFader 395191 wrote:

                                                  If there were no banks the world would be a much better place!

                                                  n i might actually be able to get credit somewhere!!!!!!

                                                  #1141194
                                                  joshd96320
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                                                    @DaftFader 395191 wrote:

                                                    If there were no banks the world would be a much better place!

                                                    only if the infrastructure was designed without a requirement for banking systems…. if you removed banks from the current system… everything would collapse

                                                    #1171314
                                                    joshd96320
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                                                      @DaftFader 395191 wrote:

                                                      If there were no banks the world would be a much better place!

                                                      only if the infrastructure was designed without a requirement for banking systems…. if you removed banks from the current system… everything would collapse

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