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March 16, 2012 at 6:46 am #1052615
p0ly
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Post random lyrics if you can

yo we got girls in the north girls in the south girls in the east girls in the west yo big batties big breasts so much gash no time to rest straight to the ting no time to caress sex we dont settle for less shines we dont settle for less no long time thing coz we dont like stress

It’s Dizzee Asshole if you didn’t know.
March 16, 2012 at 8:02 am #1251621
Fizzbombheid
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Here she lies in a fleecy gown
By my side in the eiderdown
But she can’t get a ticket to Morning Town
Cause I’ve got restless legs

Half Man Half Biscuit
March 16, 2012 at 12:27 pm #1251622
Fizzbombheid
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Elvis he’s a hero he’s a superstar
And I hear that Paul McCartney drives a Rolls Royce car
And Dylan sings for millions
And I just sing for free
Oh everybody’s makin’ it big but me

Dr Hook
March 16, 2012 at 11:58 pm #1251631
Randomhead
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Don’t test me,
They can’t arrest me,
Ill fake right, cross over,
Shoot lefty

Beastie Boys – Ch-check it out
March 17, 2012 at 12:18 am #1251612
sinner69
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“Saving All My Love For You”

it’s too early for the circus, it’s too late for the bars, everyone’s sleepin’
but the paperboys, and no one in this town is makin’ any noise, but the dogs
and the milkmen and me.

the girls around here all look like cadillacs, no one likes a stranger here,
i’d come home but i’m afraid that you won’t take me back, but i’d trade off
everything just to have you near.

i know i’m irresponsible and i don’t behave, and i ruin everything that i
do, and i’ll probably get arrested when i’m in my grave, but i’ll be savin’
all my love for you.

i paid fifteen dollars for a prostitute, with too much makeup and a broken
shoe, but her eyes were just a counterfeit, she tried to gyp me out of it, but
you know that i’m still in love you.

don’t listen to the rumors that you hear about me, cause i ain’t as bad as
they make me out to be, well i may lose my mind but baby can’t you see, that
i’ll be savin’ all my love for you.

Tom Waits
March 17, 2012 at 12:54 am #1251616
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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These strange thorned vines spring from the ground they wind around me as
they bind me down she moves across the rose garden suspended in a dark cloud
of flies her toes drag the tops of the flowers and leave them blackened and
shriveled in her wake her hands dangle from thin strings of skin her
forearms they’re like gun barrels smoking crimson

– Terrifier by Pig Destroyer

push my fingers past her ear watch them disappear into her brown hair I wish
the rest of me could go with them her bedroom is quiet but my heart screams
a horrifying sound like a hundred crippled horses lying crumpled on the
ground begging for a rifle to come and put them down

– Crippled Horses by Pig Destroyer
March 17, 2012 at 9:16 am #1251623
Fizzbombheid
Participant
Deep in the castle and back from the wars
Back with my lady and the fire burned tall
Hoorah went the men down below
All outside was the rain and the snow
Hear their shouts, hear their roar
They’ve probably all had a barrel or much, much more
Hoorah, Hoorah, Hoorah, Yea
Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men
We had to meet the enemy a mile away
Thunder in the air and the skies turned grey
Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp
There was a hope in our English hearts
Hear our roar, hear our sound
We’re gonna fight until we have won this town
Hoorah, Hoorah, Hoorah, Yea
Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men

Tenpole Tudor
March 18, 2012 at 10:21 pm #1251629
know_hope
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we’re hanging on
to the same old song
on and on and on and on
it’s a fucking time bomb
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through passivity
we’re being herded around
when will we see
if we’re lost we can be found
but for now
we’ll never know free
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March 18, 2012 at 11:22 pm #1251610
Anonymous
Cruisin down the street in my six-fo’
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh el camino rolled, kilo g
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It’s all about makin that gta

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t sayin shit
March 19, 2012 at 10:24 am #1251624
Fizzbombheid
Participant
Money – it’s a gas
Grab that cash with both hands an make a stash
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I’ll buy me a football team

Pink Floyd
March 19, 2012 at 11:27 pm #1251617
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
Participant
I was walking down the street one day,
when I saw a house on fire,
there was a man, at an upper story window,
screamin and hollerin to the crowd that was gathered down below,
for he was so afraid.
JUMP! you fucker jump, in to this here blanket what we are holding,
and you’ll surely be alright,
he jumped,
hit the deck,
broke his fuckin neck,
there was no blanket,
laugh,
we nearly shat,
we had not laughed so much since grandma died,
or aunt mayble caught her left tit in the mangle,
we are miserable sinners,
filthy fuckers,
arseholes………..
March 20, 2012 at 12:32 am #1251632
bukowski
Participant
Rise up this mornin’,
Smiled with the risin’ sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin’ sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin’, “This is my message to you-ou-ou”

Don’t worry about a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin’ Don’t worry about a thing,
‘Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
March 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm #1251611
Anonymous
I was chillin’, right around my way
21st Eastside at a beach
This motherfucker ran up on me
Talkin’ shit wit his homies like he was
A straight… G!
Askin’ where I’m from while he runnin’ up
Gang bang my set’ll nag one of ’em
Some things, sons, they just won’t change
Fools don’t respect nothin’ but to gang bang
March 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm #1251613
p0ly
Participant
i’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts..
March 21, 2012 at 7:22 pm #1251627
kiwifruit
Participant
Alice the camel has five humps.
Alice the camel has five humps.
Alice the camel has five humps.
So go, Alice, go.
Boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has four humps.
Alice the camel has four humps.
Alice the camel has four humps.
So go, Alice, go.
Boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has three humps.
Alice the camel has three humps.
Alice the camel has three humps.
So go, Alice, go.
Boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has two humps.
Alice the camel has two humps.
Alice the camel has two humps.
So go, Alice, go.
Boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has one hump.
Alice the camel has one hump.
Alice the camel has one hump.
So go, Alice, go.
Boom, boom, boom!

Alice the camel has no humps.
Alice the camel has no humps.
Alice the camel has no humps.
Because Alice is a horse
Of course!
March 21, 2012 at 7:40 pm #1251625
Fizzbombheid
Participant
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
Caractacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court
of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
Caractacus, were just passing by.

Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the noses on the faces of the ladies
of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just
passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.

Now the boys who put the powder on the noses on the
faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King
Caractacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]

Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating
stitches in the breeches of the boys who put the powder
on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of
the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]

Now if you want to take some pictures of the
fascinating witches who put the scintilating stitches in
the breeches of the boys who put the powder on the
noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the
court of King Caractacus…

…you’re too late! Because they’ve just… passed…
by!

Rolf Harris
March 28, 2012 at 6:50 pm #1251615
wickle
Participant
use the nitro USE THE NITRO
March 28, 2012 at 10:19 pm #1251618
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
Participant
sing a song of anal sex, ass’s full of cum, 27 penises going up your bum.
March 28, 2012 at 10:30 pm #1251628
barrettone
Participant
You be patient and I’ll attend

Let’s rehearse let’s do it again
Dude ranch nurse yr brand new friend

Let nurse give you a shot, it’s something to do
Took my pulse
Let nurse give you a shot, it’s something to do
March 28, 2012 at 10:43 pm #1251630
swedger_alex
Participant
Girls are all over the world they hope and pray and die for men like me cause I’m the one the begotten son that breaks the mould out of male epitome
Style has never seen that makes you want to grab and hold and squeeze real tight whose gonna be the one to save you from yourself when you wanna take a bite
Please oh baby please you beg you want to stay you got to get some caught up in the charm that I laid on thick and now there’s nowhere to run
Just another fish to fit the worm on the hook of my line yeah, I keep many females longing for a chance to win my heart with S-E-X and plenty

When I was a kid (when the song came out) I wrote the lyrics down and convinced a friend that the last line was “burn my heart with S3X and plenty” and that S3X was a type of acid.

Oh the innocence…
March 28, 2012 at 11:16 pm #1251626
Fizzbombheid
Participant
Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more,
And I’ll more than likely kill you.
“Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock”
you fervently moan.
Is this a wok that you shove down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore’s head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.

Half Man Half Biscuit again
March 29, 2012 at 12:23 am #1251619
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
Participant
whistle while you work,
hitler is a burk,
he’s half barmy,
so’s his army,
whistle while you work.
March 29, 2012 at 12:34 am #1251614
p0ly
Participant
it’s curtains for you elizabeth my dear
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