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December 13, 2012 at 10:37 pm #1263539
Hashtags!
Crocs!
People who say “basically”!
December 13, 2012 at 11:07 pm #1263527wow this thread is really popular… my pet hates not being let into the garden when there’s a squirrel intruding
mc g tek eet yer hart :p
December 13, 2012 at 11:11 pm #1263573@Chrispydelic 511544 wrote:
Hashtags!
Crocs!
People who say “basically”!
Like whores.
Uggs.
People who say literally.
December 13, 2012 at 11:22 pm #1263552People who say 110% or any % over 100
If you say you agree with me 120% I will hunt you down and do bad things to you, very bad things
Other pets hates……
Speedbumps
Texting
Junkmail
December 13, 2012 at 11:29 pm #1263449@DOTM 511472 wrote:
Account Deletion
Hi Dr B,
Hope all is well
Please could you delete my account, need another break from PV 😀
But as always I’ll be back 😉
CheersNigboat/DOTM
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December 13, 2012 at 11:33 pm #1263450Pet hates, films with sad endings and empty tissue boxes 😥
December 13, 2012 at 11:45 pm #1263528@thelog 511566 wrote:
Pet hates, films with sad endings and empty tissue boxes 😥
dont use so many wen ur watchin porn 😉
December 13, 2012 at 11:54 pm #1263461Mmmm, I think I may occasionally say ‘basically’ but I think that’s coz I waffle a lot and struggle to be succinct
And did you guys read about the loving and caring patents who called their baby ‘hashtag’? Ahh they are so kind and modern
December 14, 2012 at 12:42 am #1263574@Tank Girl 511579 wrote:
Mmmm, I think I may occasionally say ‘basically’ but I think that’s coz I waffle a lot and struggle to be succinct
And did you guys read about the loving and caring patents who called their baby ‘hashtag’? Ahh they are so kind and modern
If I go several weeks without reading I notice my vocabulary eroding, and end up in a quagmire of perplexities trying to articulate thoughts ‘ this thing is like…you know when stuff…i mean like with the idea that you er…you know’
New pet hate; not being able to articulate my thoughts / forgetting the appropriate word!
December 14, 2012 at 12:54 am #1263531Not being able to control my own vocabulary, ill get stuck on saying the same words even though i can hear myself saying them /telling myself to shut the fuck up.
At the moment its Bruv and 100%.
“yea i know what you mean bruv”
“I definetily left it there, 100%”Theres was a stint were i kept saying Reem, i thought i was gunna kill myself.
December 14, 2012 at 1:07 am #1263481@Savvydravvy 511602 wrote:
Not being able to control my own vocabulary, ill get stuck on saying the same words even though i can hear myself saying them /telling myself to shut the fuck up.
At the moment its Bruv and 100%.
“yea i know what you mean bruv”
“I definetily left it there, 100%”Theres was a stint were i kept saying Reem, i thought i was gunna kill myself.
i love you bruv
never give up the bruvs braah
December 14, 2012 at 1:11 am #1263421Anonymous
Religion that hurts other people but makes the believer feel better about existence. Also the total inability to debate with people who have these beliefs on any kind of logical level.
My hand writing it terrible as is my spelling I hate that a lot as verbally I am not too shabby.
People who take the seemingly illogical step of asking why we are here in a metaphysical sense as if there must be a reason other then your mum and dad getting it on a a long time ago a fish deciding he was gonna lie on his towl for a bit.
People who don’t get The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy audio play”
MY JAW
December 14, 2012 at 7:28 am #1263553@thelog 511566 wrote:
Pet hates, films with sad endings and empty tissue boxes 😥
@know_hope 511572 wrote:
dont use so many wen ur watchin porn 😉
That was my first thought, empty tissue box usually means you just had a happy ending lol
December 14, 2012 at 10:38 am #1263485You ever walk into a bathroom after somebody else’s shits? It fuckin bothers you! grr :yakk: :laugh_at:
December 14, 2012 at 10:44 am #1263451December 14, 2012 at 10:45 am #1263452Nah bruv baby wipes FTW, this IS 2012 after all
December 14, 2012 at 2:33 pm #1263522@Savvydravvy 511602 wrote:
Not being able to control my own vocabulary, ill get stuck on saying the same words even though i can hear myself saying them /telling myself to shut the fuck up.
At the moment its Bruv and 100%.
“yea i know what you mean bruv”
“I definetily left it there, 100%”Theres was a stint were i kept saying Reem, i thought i was gunna kill myself.
Haha, same! But I normally say “man” and the end of every other sentence. Such a bad habit I think.
“Sound man. You all good man?”
“Yeah, im all gravy man”I think I use it WAY to much.
:laugh_at:
December 14, 2012 at 2:39 pm #1263453Yeah I think p0ly and raftwader are to blame for my occasional use of the word. I normally call everyone brother. I caught that term from my old buddy Harvey who owned the DIY shop next door to my work on portland road. when evr I would see him he would be like “hello there brother” or if he was trying to grab your attention from a distance he would shout “oh brother” You would have to hear the way he said it though. He is a big friendly jewish bloke with currly hair and a bushy moustache. In the end he had me sighnighn for stuff like glues or nails and stuff on the comapny account and we wouold g halfs on the cash. Was shocked at first when he hit me with it but then I was like sure man i’ll sign for twenty quids worth of postage stamps. LOL
God bless the fella
December 15, 2012 at 1:16 pm #1263486my daily dose of paranoia
December 15, 2012 at 1:34 pm #1263686It’s not you it’s them!
December 15, 2012 at 1:58 pm #1263454They really are out to get me!
December 15, 2012 at 3:29 pm #1263540@Tank Girl 511579 wrote:
Mmmm, I think I may occasionally say ‘basically’ but I think that’s coz I waffle a lot and struggle to be succinct
And did you guys read about the loving and caring patents who called their baby ‘hashtag’? Ahh they are so kind and modern
Including basically in a sentence adds absolutely nothing and just sounds silly! (sorry TG).
NO WAY DID ANYONE NAME THEIR BABY HASHTAG! Is that shit for real?
December 15, 2012 at 5:35 pm #1263665People who do not have manners……especially at subfresh, like i’m making YOU a sandwich so you better say please and thank you and not ask me to take the mayonnaise off when I already put it on
People who just try to be stingy urghhhhhh
Cracking knuckles *Shiver*
People who interrupt me when I’m in mid sentence
December 15, 2012 at 5:54 pm #1263687Drouth :yakk:
December 15, 2012 at 8:43 pm #1263432@MR207 511972 wrote:
People who do not have manners……especially at subfresh, like i’m making YOU a sandwich so you better say please and thank you and not ask me to take the mayonnaise off when I already put it on
In England, it wasn’t uncommon for rude customers to get their food contaminated. The idea was not to poison them really badly and get the business closed down by cops/environmental health authority (its also a serious criminal offence if caught) but to make them ill enough so they don’t come back (though a lot of fast food places worldwide now have CCTV cameras to try and detect this).
I’m British Asian and my extended family and friends have worked in this industry so I am always friendly to the folk in these places (I try not to eat too much fast food but sometimes when working at the radio station get a kebab) – and usually end up having some conversation about what part of the world our ancestors are from. Although once I went into this chip shop when really stoned, and about 4 Chinese behind the counter started excitedly jabbering away at me in Cantonese (all at once!) which sadly I don’t understand a word of! (this freaked me out a bit). I had been mistaken for a long lost relative and in the end a girl who spoke more English explained to the others they had made a mistake…
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