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  • #1263703
    Deezl
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      Aww shit mang, it took you 20 minutes to think of that?
      Come on, judging by the way you’re acting your god baby! Give me all you got!

      #1263682
      korno
      Participant

        chinos

        #1263704
        Deezl
        Participant

          well yo mama so fat she worldwide!
          Tbf you do sound like a top lad, starting arguments on the net with someone you don’t know, or have even talked to, cause you a keyboard warrior with balls of steel.
          You also juge me for my past meph usage.. when you smoke weed daily if i’m not mistaken. That too is drug abuse.
          You do proper crack me up though ill give you that

          #1263466
          cheeseweasel
          Participant

            @DOTM 511254 wrote:

            I like it how nobody else wants to get involved

            I prefer to quietly observe, right now it feels a bit like being pissed at a creche.

            #1263705
            Deezl
            Participant

              Much more fun to get involved me thinks!
              You also claim i know nothing; but i clearly do.
              Direct quote from my ‘Lost’ thread – “I vaporize weed daily and have no problems, I limit my use now unlike a couple of months ago when I would smoke, Each to his own”
              Yes although you don’t smoke it your still ingesting it, big difference, it’s still abuse just a different ROA. If a heroin addict smoked rather than inject, it’s still abuse when he does it 10 times a day. (Not saying that you vapourise ten times a day)

              #1263467
              cheeseweasel
              Participant

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                #1263551
                Mezz
                Participant

                  I think you guys should settle your differences the old fashioned way…………… 1 2 3 4 I declare THUMB WAR lol

                  #1263516
                  Fizzbombheid
                  Participant

                    i hate when yer zipper gets caught on the wrong teeth on the zip on yer parka.

                    ye tug tug tug away like a stubborn bastard trying to make the teeth connect in the correct manner but to no avail. an arctic wind is blasting at ya and you are there, fighting the zip on yer jacket and the laws o’ physics cos ya dont wanna lose to a fuckin jacket!!

                    YES!! yuv done it! oh fuck…naw yuv no! now ye have an 8 shaped space in the front cos yuv tugged that hard yuv missed a mile o’ teeth and now yer parka is a wonky bent shaped lopsided fucker. ye try to pull the zip down to correct the situation but the zipper aint budgin cos its got a deathly grip on the fuckin material on that inside flap bit itsself. how the fuck did that happen!!! ARGGHHHHH!

                    parkas might be cool but thuv got a serious problem when it comes to showing respect to the bastard that bought the fucker.

                    #1263537
                    Chrispydelic
                    Participant

                      @General Lighting 511222 wrote:

                      cats keep you as pets….

                      So if I get one it’ll go out and get a job so it can pay for and sort me out my food and all my medical bills and stuff right?

                      No, thought not!

                      #1263569
                      Izbeckistan
                      Participant

                        By pet hate I suppose that means hating something that’s not fundamentaly hurtful;

                        • Losing my slippers and wear socks around the house and my socks get soggy and crumby..
                        • Getting my bare bumcheaks stuck to a plastic chair/ leather sofa and my bum sticks…I have to almost rip my bum of the shiny surface and I end up with a sore arse
                        • Perfume adverts.
                        • People who use ‘literally’ in the wrong context for example: ‘I literally shit my self’ – FIGURATIVELY SHIT YOURSELF DURRR!
                        • Keep calm and some bollocks.
                        • Like this if you hate pedophiles/murderers/animal abuse.
                        • Supposedly profound or life affirming quote/ statement on a dramatic picture of a sexy girl/ flower/ lake in the winter ECT.
                        • People who have leftovers on their plates at buffets.
                        • Only showing one half of a series of breaking Bad in one year.
                        #1263538
                        Chrispydelic
                        Participant

                          @Izbeckistan 511286 wrote:

                          By pet hate I suppose that means hating something that’s not fundamentaly hurtful;

                          • Losing my slippers and wear socks around the house and my socks get soggy and crumby..

                            Soggy? Do you live in a swamp like Shrek?

                          • Getting my bare bumcheaks stuck to a plastic chair/ leather sofa and my bum sticks…I have to almost rip my bum of the shiny surface and I end up with a sore arse

                            Wear knickers?

                          • People who use ‘literally’ in the wrong context for example: ‘I literally shit my self’ – FIGURATIVELY SHIT YOURSELF DURRR!

                            YES! Cunts!

                          • Keep calm and some bollocks.

                            Keep sucking and don’t tell your Mummy or Daddy!

                          • Like this if you hate pedophiles/murderers/animal abuse.

                            Yup, bullshit, chain letter, retarded crap!

                          • Supposedly profound or life affirming quote/ statement on a dramatic picture of a sexy girl/ flower/ lake in the winter ECT.

                            HATE, that shit. Get a fucking life wankers!

                          Some characters as I couldn’t be arsed to chop the quote up as I am pissed!

                          #1263570
                          Izbeckistan
                          Participant

                            @Chrispydelic 511288 wrote:

                            Some characters as I couldn’t be arsed to chop the quote up as I am pissed!

                            My arsecrack seems to find my knickers irrisistable and my knickers seem to disapear up my crack whenever i sit down.
                            FML

                            #1263706
                            Deezl
                            Participant

                              Well, my life seems to be better than yours at least as i don’t go on forums and become an internet thug and judge people i don’t even know & cause arguments because im that petty. Each to their own though man, keep on doing it cause you clearly love it. (Obviously i realise this is a bold statement, but the fact that you attempt to troll probably means that you have issues with selfconfidence maybe, or something along those lines. Go get help d00d)
                              I find it funny how you keep bringing up my PAST mephe abuse, when you STILL abuse weed daily lolol. Now THAT is hypocritical.
                              I’m also far from depressed.. did you not read my reply when i said i started that thread whilst on a comedown? Or are you just ignorant/illiterate?
                              P.s im not Confucius im Lucifer, baby. Stop being arrogant, its not nice manggg.

                              Your attempts at trolling to make me upset/angry really failed btw. Notice how at the start of the thread i didn’t even retaliate because it was funny to just laugh at you :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
                              Back on topic;

                              I hate keyboard warriors / e-thugs, especially when their arguments are just nonsensical. They are good fun though..

                              #1263445
                              thelog
                              Participant

                                Pet hates hmmm, maybe people that ask you for an ashtray and as you pass it to them they flick their ash in it witout taking it off you. So you get left holding a fucking ashtray.

                                #1263427
                                General Lighting
                                Moderator

                                  @Chrispydelic 511279 wrote:

                                  So if I get one it’ll go out and get a job so it can pay for and sort me out my food and all my medical bills and stuff right?

                                  No, thought not!

                                  probably a more affectionate version of the master/slave relationship..

                                  Ancient Oriental tribes used to go “hunting with cats”, (the forerunner of Siamese and Egyptian Mau type breeds which were basically tamed jungle cats).

                                  They’d find areas where birds nested and tie a big net up in the trees. They’d let their cats into the area, which would scare the birds who would fly into the net and be caught. Of course they had to give the cats the first few birds as a reward or they wouldn’t bother with this, but it worked. I would not suggest trying it today as you will get arrested on about 6 different animal welfare / environment laws

                                  Also dogs used to be used to pull carts containing anything from scrap metal to people before cars were invented and when horses were too expensive. (this practice is also frowned on today (I think husky teams in the UK have to be licensed or checked by the vet or similar) though I don’t see why if sensibly managed it could be a good way of exercising overweight dogs…

                                  #1263571
                                  Izbeckistan
                                  Participant

                                    @General Lighting 511377 wrote:

                                    though I don’t see why if sensibly managed it could be a good way of exercising overweight dogs…

                                    And people?

                                    #1263428
                                    General Lighting
                                    Moderator

                                      @Izbeckistan 511383 wrote:

                                      And people?

                                      they already do this in Holland. (the bus goes between pubs and the engineering students of the Unversity of Eindhoven are pedalling and driving it).

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                                      #1263475
                                      p0ly
                                      Participant

                                        The trap was layed, the bait was taken! why oh why I tried to warn you. IT’S A TRAP!

                                        #1263707
                                        Deezl
                                        Participant

                                          Because i took the bait previous to your post
                                          And also because it was fun and i think it backfired on him.. i mean who goes on the internet to start arguments with 16 year olds lol..

                                          #1263476
                                          p0ly
                                          Participant

                                            didn’t seem to be any point to it really and i’m only pissing around, i don’t really care if anyone wants to argue. I see no point getting involved as I get nothing out of it, in fact i get the opposite of something out of it.

                                            I’d rather go on failbook and speak to some beautiful girls, always did hit the spot better for me.

                                            #1263708
                                            Deezl
                                            Participant

                                              Exactly lol, appreciate the warning anyway though 😉
                                              I dont blame you brah, nothing beats fine women..

                                              #1263477
                                              p0ly
                                              Participant

                                                @Deezl 511429 wrote:

                                                nothing beats fine women..

                                                Chris brown does…

                                                :laugh_at:

                                                #1263518
                                                Sychonaut
                                                Participant

                                                  DOTM is the Nazi of PV. Just check dat avatar bro..

                                                  He’s all cool.

                                                  #1263478
                                                  p0ly
                                                  Participant

                                                    He enjoys winding you up so replying is just a fail in itself :weee:

                                                    #1263709
                                                    Deezl
                                                    Participant

                                                      That sort of failed.. at no point was i annoyed, like i said i just find it funny that he went out of his way to start an argument with me.
                                                      I actually feel kind of special, maybe he fancies me and this is his way of showing it..
                                                      AWWW!

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