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    p0ly
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      Need as much info as possible plz guys gonna be there for a fair bit.

      #1248443
      General Lighting
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        lol you met a girl there or something?

        Be aware some bits regularly flood. Also there is civil war in other areas. TBH I’d stay nearer Manilla or built up places.

        Tagalog is a difficult language and not everyone speaks English. The culture is closer to the US than UK (in comparison to Malaysia or SG). This also means that many men have guns, and are in the habit of carelessly discharging live rounds into the air at celebration times (dangerous, as bullets come back down with almost the same velocity as they went up). Why on earth they don’t use blanks for this purpose beats me – TBH I wouldn’t call a social occaision a “celebration” if you need a pistol with live rounds (unless you are actually going to the range which is fair enough).

        Also leccy there is 230V but on US sockets and 60 Hz but with some 110V areas (really strange!) so if you are taking gadgets up there make sure they can work with this current (most new Japanese/Chinese stuff can). if you have more specific stuff let me know and I’ll ask folk at work…

        #1248450
        Minghead
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          my old dear worked in manila for ages, she really really liked it, she preferd it to india. they have a bar there ran by midgets, employing only midgets – midget dancers, waiters, bar staff etc everything! she brought me back a tshirt from there wich just has “small is beautifull” all over it!

          love you ma!

          #1248446
          p0ly
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            don’t want to give too much info away on this site due to the nature of my posts. i’ll PM known friends if they wanna know why. PMing GL now.

            #1248444
            General Lighting
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              @Minghead 464751 wrote:

              my old dear worked in manila for ages, she really really liked it, she preferd it to india. they have a bar there ran by midgets, employing only midgets – midget dancers, waiters, bar staff etc everything! she brought me back a tshirt from there wich just has “small is beautifull” all over it!

              love you ma!

              yes, they now 6have a trade union for midgets. Bear in mind normal size people are shorter in hot countries anyway, at 1.66m height I am one of the taller men. Also tigers (not currently found in PH outside Manila Zoo) are smaller, but the small tiger is 2.60 to 2.80m long. So I would still give it a wide berth if its hungry.. I think this is Nature trying to balance things, as humans and tigers would eat everything else otherwise.

              Panthera_tigris_amoyensis.jpg

              This is a South Chinese tiger. (A similar white tiger was at Colchester Zoo for some years, it was smaller than I thought it would be, but I am glad they aren’t running loose in the rural areas where I cycle..)

              There are some crocodiles but they are endangered, though a really big one was caught recently (it is now being looked after by the Environment Ministry until they can build some sort of safari park for it).

              #1248454
              kiwifruit
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                PM me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                Dont do anything there!!!!! I would hate to have to visit you in jail there!

                #1248447
                p0ly
                Participant

                  i’m smuggling an oz of candy floss up my bum ole

                  #1248445
                  Tank Girl
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                    PM!

                    #1248451
                    TheLostOne
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                      My mate travelled to Manilla, he told me he was scared shit less. said most places have an armed guard, like in Pizza hut, ha, saw a shit ton of guns etc. He said the country side was beautiful though.

                      #1248448
                      p0ly
                      Participant

                        what was he scared of? a guy with a gun… i know people i buy drugs off who carry pistols don’t scare me.

                        #1248452
                        TheLostOne
                        Participant

                          Not the gun in particular, he just told me it was a pretty intimidating place.

                          #1248449
                          p0ly
                          Participant

                            depends where u are, u hear shit all over even the uk

                            #1248453
                            TheLostOne
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                              I agree mate. I think he had quite a big culture shock as well, which probably made it worse than it actually was.

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