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April 25, 2013 at 8:26 pm #1272359
@The Psyentist 542970 wrote:
It was in my eyes at least.
Thank you mate, I knew you’d appreciate it!
April 25, 2013 at 8:36 pm #1272373@MC G-Tek 542975 wrote:
Thank you mate, I knew you’d appreciate it!
It was pretty much my idea lol
April 25, 2013 at 8:42 pm #1272360@The Psyentist 542983 wrote:
It was pretty much my idea lol
That’ll be why I knew you’d appreciate it then, ha ha!
April 25, 2013 at 10:02 pm #1272352i cant remember anything…
April 26, 2013 at 2:19 am #1272351Why would I post my ideas in a plotting murder thread? That would really give it away.
That said, it might be a good idea to write a book on how to murder and get away with it. Get one of my dad’s friends who are lawyers to give me good tips on what constitutes valid defences, and other sound advice like don’t murder white middle class blonde women because the media will be all over that. Leave your mobile phone at home, don’t buy a murder weapon, and generally target tramps and asylum seekers.
Self publish on Amazon under a pseudonym and then tip off the daily mail/the sun about the murder guide that is BREAKING BRITAIN for some publicity.
April 26, 2013 at 9:40 am #1272361@barrettone 543045 wrote:
Why would I post my ideas in a plotting murder thread? That would really give it away.
That said, it might be a good idea to write a book on how to murder and get away with it. Get one of my dad’s friends who are lawyers to give me good tips on what constitutes valid defences, and other sound advice like don’t murder white middle class blonde women because the media will be all over that. Leave your mobile phone at home, don’t buy a murder weapon, and generally target tramps and asylum seekers.
Self publish on Amazon under a pseudonym and then tip off the daily mail/the sun about the murder guide that is BREAKING BRITAIN for some publicity.
* Note to self * Don’t annoy barrettone!
April 26, 2013 at 3:23 pm #1272374@MC G-Tek 543093 wrote:
* Note to self * Don’t annoy barrettone!
Lol, we’ll have to scrap the assassination of David Walliams. Too many people know now and it’ll look obvious. PM me with our new target and we’ll keep this one a bit more low key.
April 26, 2013 at 3:24 pm #1272375@The Psyentist 543175 wrote:
Lol, we’ll have to scrap the assassination of David Walliams. Too many people know now and it’ll look obvious. PM me with our new target and we’ll keep this one a bit more low key.
If David Walliams is killed in the next few days then I’m being framed.
April 26, 2013 at 4:05 pm #1272353April 26, 2013 at 4:14 pm #1272362@The Psyentist 543175 wrote:
Lol, we’ll have to scrap the assassination of David Walliams. Too many people know now and it’ll look obvious. PM me with our new target and we’ll keep this one a bit more low key.
Good idea mate, we’ll have to switch to ‘Operation Piers Morgan’ instead!
April 26, 2013 at 4:53 pm #1272376@MC G-Tek 543196 wrote:
Good idea mate, we’ll have to switch to ‘Operation Piers Morgan’ instead!
I like it, operation ‘Death to Peter Andre’ is also a project I’m looking forward to.
April 26, 2013 at 5:43 pm #1272363@The Psyentist 543202 wrote:
I like it, operation ‘Death to Peter Andre’ is also a project I’m looking forward to.
This is why I like you mate, you like and dislike the same things/people as me!
April 26, 2013 at 5:51 pm #1272355What was the question again ?
April 26, 2013 at 6:07 pm #1272389@The Psyentist 543202 wrote:
I like it, operation ‘Death to Peter Andre’ is also a project I’m looking forward to.
I’m well on this one mate. Can we do One Direction in as well while we’re at it?
April 26, 2013 at 6:21 pm #1272377@DeezNuts 543232 wrote:
I’m well on this one mate. Can we do One Direction in as well while we’re at it?
Only after we’ve taken care of Justin Beiber and all his Beiberphiles. My reasoning behind this is that Harry Stiles has earned some of my respect by ploughing Caroline Flack; but if you’re reading this Harry it isn’t enough to save your life. I’m coming for you and the rest of your poxy band.
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