lighter vortex

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August 3, 2006 at 9:35 pm #1038744
dutchg
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has any one else experienced this ;

you go through the normal routine of smoking between two of you, each of you have a lighter by the end of the second spliff both lighters are lost.

the dilemma begins both searching franticly to find any sort of light after five minutes or so u find one great spark it up son lovely few cans of the old artois a few drags on that zoot is lethal fuuckkinng hell these tunes a banging thursday night was shit hot on the wireless tonight.

then suddenly oh no this dillema has de ja vu written all over as many stoner moments, whres the fucking lighter!

another long and painfull five minuted is spent looking for a light.

theres two in this room we know that and there in the vaccinity cos we aint moved, then the lighter that we had before has vanished but the lighter that we thought had gone for all time turned up!(the lighter vortex)
August 3, 2006 at 9:46 pm #1084805
BioTech
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I too have experienced the lighter vortex.

However, I find the ‘screwdriver vortex’ more powerful and malevolent.
August 3, 2006 at 9:48 pm #1084802
General Lighting
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I think lighters seem to get randomlly distributed amongst groups of people; irrespective of who they originally belonged to….
August 3, 2006 at 9:48 pm #1084803
General Lighting
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BioTech wrote:

I too have experienced the lighter vortex.

However, I find the ‘screwdriver vortex’ more powerful and malevolent.

yes, that too. Or with any tool; particularly obscure and important ones that you require to complete the project at hand…
August 3, 2006 at 9:57 pm #1084813
Sound-Guy
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lost count the amount of times i lost a lighter then seeing sumone light a bong with it the next day:you_crazy
August 3, 2006 at 10:05 pm #1084809
Raj
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i am on the receiving end of the lighter vortex:groucho:

i often wind up with lighters at the end of the night and i dont even smoke….nor do i bogart lighters :you_crazy
August 3, 2006 at 10:21 pm #1084808
elretardo87
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raj wrote:

….nor do i bogart lighters :you_crazy

hmmmmm……..a non lighter theiving glaswegian (ish) person??????
August 3, 2006 at 10:28 pm #1084810
Raj
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elretardo87 wrote:

hmmmmm……..a non lighter theiving glaswegian (ish) person??????

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

stranger than fiction:wink:
August 3, 2006 at 10:31 pm #1084804
General Lighting
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http://www.lighterthief.org

(not sure whether this is an elaborate joke or not..)
August 3, 2006 at 11:14 pm #1084807
Acidfairy
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Ma mate mike (chief flying hoover yeti) is the worst for this… if i lose my lighter i demand he empty his pockets and tend to find lighters i lost 3 weeks before hand in his pocket including the one i lost that nite.. that is why i always buy mad coloured lighters so i know which is mine :weee:
August 3, 2006 at 11:20 pm #1084806
globalloon
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i’ve only ever bought a couple of lighters in my life, but i’ve been smoking for 18 years

the reason is that as soon as i buy a lighter, all the other lighters in my life leave within a couple of hours. the longer i don’t buy a lighter the more i have

vortex!
August 3, 2006 at 11:34 pm #1084814
Angel
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No matter how many lighters i buy,i never seems to be able find any of

them,when i need one…:annoyed:

:bounce_ci
August 4, 2006 at 9:38 am #1084816
Meep
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I know where they go: I have them all! I hide lighters from my hubby and his mates and any random people just for the fun of it! :devilish:
August 4, 2006 at 11:50 am #1084811
Raj
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Meep wrote:

I know where they go: I have them all! I hide lighters from my hubby and his mates and any random people just for the fun of it! :devilish:

naughty naughty

:devil_wag:devil_wag:devil_wag

do you ever give them back?
August 4, 2006 at 12:28 pm #1084817
Meep
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Not exactly ‘give’ them back but they’ve been known to nick them from my stashes. :get_you:
August 4, 2006 at 12:29 pm #1084812
Raj
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:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

Meep wrote:

Not exactly ‘give’ them back but they’ve been known to nick them from my stashes. :get_you:
August 4, 2006 at 2:05 pm #1084815
Angel
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the1log wrote:

Pretty stoned last night eh?

nahhh,wish i were:groucho:
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