If only……………….

mate

that’s well funny

i used to work in a sweet factory making health sweets

:angel:

things like sugar free vitamin C ribena gumsand cough sweets

but ohhhh the wasps

we used to trap them inside boiled sweets, jurassic park style.. cruel, but fuck it. it’s a wasp.

food that contains pharmaceutical addatives (added vitamins, cough linctus, chloroform etc) has to be produced using ‘good manufacturing practice’, which means that each person has to sign for each stage of each batch of sweets

a cough sweet was returned once from a consumer with a big, thick, black hair, like something off a walrus scrote, running right the way through it and poking out either side.

it was a half sucked sweet 😡

and we were able to trace it back to ‘monkey joe’ the world’s most hairy-nosed sweet maker