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July 22, 2008 at 3:44 pm #1045049
I work in a dead silent tiny little office. Every day at this time the guy opposite me eats 3 bags of crisps. Cue 15 minutes of crinkle crinkle rustle rustle chomp chomp chomp chomp crinkle rustle CRINKLE CRINKLE chomp chomp CHOMP rustle rustle crinkle chomp *smacks lips*
and repeat…. :head_bang:head_bang:head_bang
July 22, 2008 at 4:07 pm #1176524piss in his tea .. that would be more anoying :wink::laugh_at:
July 22, 2008 at 7:49 pm #11765203 packets a day! fat bastard!
July 22, 2008 at 8:05 pm #1176539phat-cunt;228338 wrote:3 packets a day! fat bastard!nope…3 packets of crisps in a row…really fat bastard!
July 22, 2008 at 10:47 pm #1176530Fuckin ell I think I’d be sick if I ate 3 bags of crisps in a row every day
July 22, 2008 at 10:50 pm #1176528That is one of my pet hates, i think it was because my mum used to shout at me for it.
If people it crisp in my house they have to have them in a bowl or i go a bit insane:crazy:July 22, 2008 at 10:56 pm #1176521Is it really that annoying?? All the old dears in me office seem to cope :weee:
July 22, 2008 at 10:58 pm #1176529starlaugh;228364 wrote:Is it really that annoying?? All the old dears in me office seem to cope :weee:If i went to hell it would be crisp packet rattling and my kickboxing instructor making me skip 24 hours a day lol
July 22, 2008 at 11:19 pm #1176546Yeh, try working in mcdonalds :yakk:
July 22, 2008 at 11:24 pm #1176531ya_wee_dancer;228368 wrote:Yeh, try working in mcdonalds :yakk:No thanks:weee:
July 22, 2008 at 11:27 pm #1176547sheffield-junglist;228369 wrote:No thanks:weee:Don’t worry, I wouldn’t wish it upon anyone
July 22, 2008 at 11:29 pm #1176532ya_wee_dancer;228371 wrote:Don’t worry, I wouldn’t wish it upon anyoneHaha at least its money tho (N I’m a veggie so I’m bound to not want to work in McD’s:wink:), tis more than I’ve got, I’m rete skint at the moment.
I’ve got to try to build and run a sound system on about £20 lmao
July 23, 2008 at 12:16 am #1176548sheffield-junglist;228373 wrote:Haha at least its money tho (N I’m a veggie so I’m bound to not want to work in McD’s:wink:), tis more than I’ve got, I’m rete skint at the moment.I’ve got to try to build and run a sound system on about £20 lmao
Slave wages.i’m lucky iv got a job at asda too otherwise id be skint going into uni.and yeh,not a pleasant place to work,veggie or no :hopeless:
and good luck with the sound system 😉
July 23, 2008 at 12:32 am #1176533ya_wee_dancer;228375 wrote:Slave wages.i’m lucky iv got a job at asda too otherwise id be skint going into uni.and yeh,not a pleasant place to work,veggie or no :hopeless:and good luck with the sound system 😉
aah 2 jobs couldn’t do that! suppose its whats got to be done tho innit. Cheers man.
July 23, 2008 at 3:31 pm #1176518pixiegirl;228283 wrote:I work in a dead silent tiny little office. Every day at this time the guy opposite me eats 3 bags of crisps. Cue 15 minutes of crinkle crinkle rustle rustle chomp chomp chomp chomp crinkle rustle CRINKLE CRINKLE chomp chomp CHOMP rustle rustle crinkle chomp *smacks lips* and repeat….:head_bang:head_bang:head_bang
chomp, chomp, chomp. ‘sorry what was that?’ chomp, chomp, chomp. 😉
July 23, 2008 at 3:32 pm #1176542djprocess;228470 wrote:chomp, chomp, chomp. ‘sorry what was that?’ chomp, chomp, chomp. 😉:get_you:
July 23, 2008 at 3:34 pm #1176534ya_wee_dancer;228368 wrote:Yeh, try working in mcdonalds :yakk:sheffield-junglist;228369 wrote:No thanks:weee:ya_wee_dancer;228371 wrote:Don’t worry, I wouldn’t wish it upon anyoneBeen there.. Done that… Hated every moment of it
July 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm #1176523pixiegirl;228283 wrote:I work in a dead silent tiny little office. Every day at this time the guy opposite me eats 3 bags of crisps. Cue 15 minutes of crinkle crinkle rustle rustle chomp chomp chomp chomp crinkle rustle CRINKLE CRINKLE chomp chomp CHOMP rustle rustle crinkle chomp *smacks lips* and repeat….:head_bang:head_bang:head_bang
I think you should put wee wee ice cubes in and around his desk. or beat him. your call really :crazy_dru
July 23, 2008 at 5:44 pm #1176525lilmstrixta;228365 wrote:If i went to hell it would be crisp packet rattling and my kickboxing instructor making me skip 24 hours a day loldon’t let the devil know your thoughts .. :yakk:
July 23, 2008 at 9:01 pm #1176549xFadingObsessionx;228472 wrote:Been there.. Done that… Hated every moment of itI’m counting the days till I quit (20th August). It will be like escaping from the pits of hell
July 23, 2008 at 10:00 pm #1176535ya_wee_dancer;228555 wrote:I’m counting the days till I quit (20th August). It will be like escaping from the pits of hellHaha less then a month to go! raaa
July 24, 2008 at 11:27 am #1176522pixiegirl;228283 wrote:I work in a dead silent tiny little office. Every day at this time the guy opposite me eats 3 bags of crisps. Cue 15 minutes of crinkle crinkle rustle rustle chomp chomp chomp chomp crinkle rustle CRINKLE CRINKLE chomp chomp CHOMP rustle rustle crinkle chomp *smacks lips* and repeat….:head_bang:head_bang:head_bang
i got around eating crisps around people like you 😉 by using my tongue to break the crisp on the roof of my mouth … tell him the same, it really works 🙂
July 24, 2008 at 11:33 am #1176543Digital-A;228602 wrote:i got around eating crisps around people like you 😉 by using my tongue to break the crisp on the roof of my mouth … tell him the same, it really works 🙂I’ve been supressing this anger for many years. I think if I actually tried to broach the subject with him now it would probably come out along the lines of:
[crazyoldfishwife] ‘Argggggggghhhhhhhhh…….. chomp chomp chomp…. I kill you now…..!!!!’ [/crazyoldfishwife]
Probably best just to leave it now. 😉 Tomorrow is my last day! :bounce_fl
July 24, 2008 at 1:20 pm #1176527pixiegirl;228603 wrote:I’ve been supressing this anger for many years. I think if I actually tried to broach the subject with him now it would probably come out along the lines of:[crazyoldfishwife] ‘Argggggggghhhhhhhhh…….. chomp chomp chomp…. I kill you now…..!!!!’ [/crazyoldfishwife]
Probably best just to leave it now. 😉 Tomorrow is my last day! :bounce_fl
I feel sorry for the person who will replace you and be subjected to the torture of the crunch.
I’d pour all 3 crisp packets over his head hehe.July 24, 2008 at 3:37 pm #1176536pixiegirl;228603 wrote:I’ve been supressing this anger for many years. I think if I actually tried to broach the subject with him now it would probably come out along the lines of:[crazyoldfishwife] ‘Argggggggghhhhhhhhh…….. chomp chomp chomp…. I kill you now…..!!!!’ [/crazyoldfishwife]
Probably best just to leave it now. 😉 Tomorrow is my last day! :bounce_fl
Haha, how many years has this been going on?
And as tommorow is your last day, you don’t have to supress your anger any more! Just let it all out tommorow! :laugh_at::laugh_at: -
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