If I ruled the World.......Imagine that........

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May 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm #1047290
SweetAss
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If you woke up tomorrow & found out you were in charge of absoloutly everything, what would you do????:weee:
May 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm #1199275
GiantMidget
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Destroy anyone who called me casper.
May 13, 2009 at 2:17 pm #1199263
process
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DJCliffy;326670 wrote:

Destroy anyone who called me casper.

casper! 😉
May 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm #1199276
GiantMidget
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djprocess;326672 wrote:

casper! 😉

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!! :ar15:
May 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm #1199261
Anonymous
I’d go back to bed
May 13, 2009 at 2:26 pm #1199268
Angel
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Laugh my ass off..

cruel cruel world we live in :laugh_at:
May 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm #1199292
joshd96320
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have everyone bring me cider, make the police force what it says it is, have a massive rave, and make everyone kiss me toes!
May 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm #1199285
SweetAss
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[quote=kiss me toes![/quote]

Foot fetish???
May 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm #1199294
acidmunky
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first thing id do would be legalise weed. the next thing id do is go and smoke it up in one of the coffee shops i just opened.
probably couldnt be fucked to do any thing after that!!
May 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm #1199274
spark_plug
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kill myself. itd be horrible. imagine the mess youd have to deal with
May 13, 2009 at 4:59 pm #1199273
Southcaver
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First i’d build a castle, not enough leaders build castles these days.
Scrap the police force in favour of a sect of ninja trained knights on horse back.
spend all the worlds tax money on making a nightclub on the moon.
and that would do for starters.
May 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm #1199291
uglyprettytrash
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i can’t even manage my own life let alone a whole bloody planet.
May 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm #1199282
p0ly
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SweetAss;326669 wrote:

If you woke up tomorrow & found out you were in charge of absoloutly everything, what would you do????:weee:

REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone knows cliffy should be king of the world
May 13, 2009 at 7:42 pm #1199277
GiantMidget
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p0lygon-Window;326754 wrote:

REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone knows cliffy should be king of the world

Damn straight. But. I would probably be assassinated within the first month.
May 13, 2009 at 7:44 pm #1199269
MisterDuck
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probably have the usual morning glory wank
bet it’d be a good wank though
May 13, 2009 at 7:46 pm #1199278
GiantMidget
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boothy;326850 wrote:

probably have the usual morning glory wank
bet it’d be a good wank though

Surely though you could get someone else to do it if you were ruler of the world!!
May 13, 2009 at 7:48 pm #1199270
MisterDuck
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DJCliffy;326851 wrote:

Surely though you could get someone else to do it if you were ruler of the world!!

i could get mary to do it! after all she is the mother of my child
May 13, 2009 at 7:49 pm #1199271
MisterDuck
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DJCliffy;326851 wrote:

Surely though you could get someone else to do it if you were ruler of the world!!

nah, that’d be morally wrong
i’d be a terrible ruler, i’d still have my moral obligations!
chances are many people would want too though, not cos im ruler of the world, just simply because i look sexy in a wetsuit
May 13, 2009 at 7:55 pm #1199279
GiantMidget
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boothy;326855 wrote:

nah, that’d be morally wrong
i’d be a terrible ruler, i’d still have my moral obligations!
chances are many people would want too though, not cos im ruler of the world, just simply because i look sexy in a wetsuit

If i were ruler of the world then i would have large statues built of me sitting on the toilet with a very serious face. I would ban most religions and have a religion based purely on music. I would also create several fat camps and make it illegal to be a heffer. I would also make monday part of the weekend. It would be a utopia.
May 13, 2009 at 8:07 pm #1199272
MisterDuck
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DJCliffy;326859 wrote:

If i were ruler of the world then i would have large statues built of me sitting on the toilet with a very serious face. I would ban most religions and have a religion based purely on music. I would also create several fat camps and make it illegal to be a heffer. I would also make monday part of the weekend. It would be a utopia.

i’d execute anyone who didn’t agree with me
then hold a democratic election
mugabe version 2
May 13, 2009 at 8:14 pm #1199280
GiantMidget
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boothy;326863 wrote:

i’d execute anyone who didn’t agree with me
then hold a democratic election
mugabe version 2

You’d have to be muagbe number 3. Mugabe number two have just been sworn in as president of South Africa. :hopeless:
May 13, 2009 at 8:14 pm #1199283
p0ly
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DJCliffy;326859 wrote:

I would ban most religions and have a religion based purely on music

what about Denke??
May 13, 2009 at 8:16 pm #1199281
GiantMidget
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p0lygon-Window;326870 wrote:

what about Denke??

Well he’d be screwed wouldn’t he! :laugh_at:
May 13, 2009 at 8:18 pm #1199284
p0ly
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poor denke
May 13, 2009 at 8:49 pm #1199293
joshd96320
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@DJCliffy 326859 wrote:

If i were ruler of the world then i would have large statues built of me sitting on the toilet with a very serious face. I would ban most religions and have a religion based purely on music. I would also create several fat camps and make it illegal to be a heffer. I would also make monday part of the weekend. It would be a utopia.

CLIFFY FOR KING!
CLIFFY FOR KING!
:love:
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