I suspect [username] is the Police

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July 10, 2012 at 11:04 pm #1249609
Anonymous
Lol hopefully all the “no”s are the winners lol 🙂
July 14, 2012 at 6:16 am #1249781
sinner69
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What is ‘police’?
July 15, 2012 at 1:07 pm #1249809
thelog
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How dare you!! I am not the police. I am a part time traffic warden and a train conductor.
July 15, 2012 at 1:20 pm #1250112
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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@thelog 487622 wrote:

How dare you!! I am not the police. I am a part time traffic warden and a train conductor.

You is blatantly 5-0 blud
July 15, 2012 at 1:39 pm #1249810
thelog
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Tickets please!!
July 15, 2012 at 3:20 pm #1249782
sinner69
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TAXI!!!
July 15, 2012 at 10:37 pm #1249930
DaftFader
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@!sinner69! 487657 wrote:

TAXI!!!

WHAT IZ TAXI?!?!?
July 16, 2012 at 4:08 am #1249783
sinner69
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@DaftFader 487694 wrote:

WHAT IZ TAXI?!?!?
July 16, 2012 at 7:21 am #1249931
DaftFader
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@!sinner69! 487706 wrote:

Yep that’s what I call a taxi! :O
July 16, 2012 at 7:44 am #1249812
thelog
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will the driver carry my shopping to my front door though??
July 16, 2012 at 12:23 pm #1250114
Gylfi Gudbjornsson
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For an extra 50p boss
July 23, 2012 at 5:50 am #1250503
Ms.B.Hayvin
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Lol! I really not police. I’m 26 from uk just getting high n have a q about mcat. Got no idea about polls!
July 23, 2012 at 6:28 am #1249813
thelog
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@Ms.B.Hayvin 488886 wrote:

Lol! I really not police. I’m 26 from uk just getting high n have a q about mcat. Got no idea about polls!

Don’t worry bout this thread aimed at newbies. No matter who looks at the title it will show there username. Gets a few chuckles here and there but nothing malicious.

Welcome to PV
July 23, 2012 at 8:54 am #1250438
MC G-Tek
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I don’t think I am, but maybe I’m really, really deep undercover & nobody’s told me yet. Think this should make some interesting reading on the subject of the police:

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July 24, 2012 at 8:45 am #1249610
Anonymous
Busted.
August 1, 2012 at 3:15 am #1250504
Sunnyriseup
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I just got off work and u just joined this site. I don’t know a lot about getting around on here. Lmao and what the he’ll could the police do…. We have freedom of speech.
August 1, 2012 at 3:23 am #1250234
Mimetic
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Hrm, I’m guessing that’s a “your username” sort of title, eh? I was a little worried you guys were on to me…

I mean, I’m no piggie >.>
August 2, 2012 at 5:00 pm #1250208
inkedmik
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caught me out good and proper ! couldn’t understand why the post was dated years before I joined lol
August 2, 2012 at 5:15 pm #1249730
tactical
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It’s all just getting a little bit
Stinky [username] jism fish.
August 3, 2012 at 8:18 pm #1249869
Tank Girl
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@tactical 489961 wrote:

It’s all just getting a little bit
Stinky [username] jism fish.

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

I really wish I knew how to do this!!
August 4, 2012 at 4:34 pm #1250182
Fizzbombheid
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@Tank Girl 490116 wrote:

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

I really wish I knew how to do this!!

me too!!!
August 10, 2012 at 12:42 pm #1250505
psyclonesam
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Hi psyclonesam here real name Brian , am from UK n organising a festi in Voditsa,Popovo,13/17 sept Bulgaria. Will be at next Bulgariatek handing out flyers for said festi. Reason to fund home for stray dogs in BG. you can check me out on fb,gmail or PsycloneSam Music and Art Festival. If you think im plod then thats your problem dont make it mine ive been to n organised more partys/festis than can remember. Anyway do check it out n come along, if ur a dj /band theres still places to fill so sign up n get involved its for a good cause, tickets just 15euro for 5 days cheers Brian xx
August 12, 2012 at 3:51 am #1249611
Anonymous
im not the police im doing a school report on the effects of different drugs sorry if thats what you thought the drugs im studying are BZP LSD(acid) ecstacy cocain and marjijuana
August 12, 2012 at 5:48 am #1249814
thelog
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@mudpuddle 491294 wrote:

im not the police im doing a school report on the effects of different drugs sorry if thats what you thought the drugs im studying are BZP LSD(acid) ecstacy cocain and marjijuana

ahhh how cool, I wish I was told to do drugs by my school for homework
August 12, 2012 at 6:23 am #1250439
MC G-Tek
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Okay, so having been tipped off a few weeks ago that I may be police, I went to the local cop shop to see if it was true & to my surprise, when I walked in, I was greeted with a cheery ‘Hello Sarge!’ Well, fuck me, only turns out I am police after all, I never even woulda guessed it! So, anyway, now that I knew I was police, I was gonna follow myself about for a bit, cuz I know me & I knew there was a strong chance that I was gonna buy some drugs at some point in time – and as soon as I did, I’d spring up out of nowhere & nick me, that’ll fuckin’ teach me! Trouble is, I forgot what a slippery cunt I can be & I resisted arrest, pushed myself over & ran like fuck in the general direction of away! It’s cool though, I know what I look like now, I never forget a face. I’ll get me soon enough, don’t you worry!
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