Thats the way…. check this out hope it makes you laff like it did me ..classic…p.s… psyforum is worth joining too subby full of loverly open minded free spirits …like uz…….got this from their comedy section…see you in there maybe oneday ….peace n love A x

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I’m SO Trance..

-Even my pubes are dreadlocked

-My clothes are so fluro, I moon light at an Airport to help guide planes down safely

-My farts smell like Nag Champa incense

-the hairs on my arms have stopped growing because I have so many arm bands from parties

-I have every single trance album since 1995, copied, ofcourse..

-Simon Posford calls me up for track name idea’s

-I use Liquid Acid for eyedrops

-I can use just my hand as a hash chillum

-My heart beats at 145 BPM

-My urine has been classed by the goverment as a controlled hallucinogenic substance

-I have shrunk from 6ft to 5ft because of all the dancing

-My ringtone is an unreleased Shpongle track recorded off a DAT tape from 1996

-i’m a nudist, vegan buddhist with no material possessions… except my Pentium 4 3.2Ghz PC with 6GB of RAM, Edirol FA-101 Firewire Audio Capture Interface and Roland DM–20 Digital Stereo Monitors for writing killaaarggh trance tracks

-I dont eat anything that casts a shadow, infact anything that has ever lived, I survive mainly on rocks and sand

-can setup my tent in 10sec flat.. unsetup in 5sec.

-don’t use public transport – I astral travel

-I sweat LSD…

-I can spin fire Poi using only my tongue

-I can make a trance track using only a fork, hair curler and a jiffy bag

-Parties are cancelled when I say I wont attend

-I have a 2 chai tea stalls, 1 falafel and humous stall and 2 Chillum and bong stalls at everyparty…and I run them all by my self at the same time while dancing on the dance floor.

-My name is actually ‘Trance’ but you can call me Mr Trance, my friends call me Psy

-I know every major trance producer around the world…… they will deny this tho, but only because I asked them to keep it a secret.

-I have registered my house as an official after party club for Trance parties

-I see in Ultraviolet light only

-I can name any track from hearing only one beat of the kick drum

-when i hear workmen using a mechanical metal saw I say, hmm, nice acid synth lead line.

-they use me as a backdrop at parties cos Im so covered in psychedelic tattoos and uv clothes

-my legs have built in saddle bags

– Whenever I have a headache i hug a chrystal

– everytime i’m in a bad mood i blame the stars

-I label all people who bath occasionally; image conscious posers

-Everytime i say something i try to sound deep

-when people look at me i think they’re undercover cops

-i think tie dye’s still cool

-i hug trees for a living

-i can beatmatch a bus drone and a pneumatic jack-hammer in sync

– if i stop listenig to trance for 1 hour i start to shake with withdrawl symptoms

-even my underwear is made from hemp

– I talk to my plants and they reply

-Every year like clockwork, I moan about how “the scene just isn’t the same anymore..” even though I still keep going to every party.
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CLICK ON the big writing to enter …..:love:

/me kicks Agent Subby in the seat of his pants

now let that be a lesson to you

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and dont do it again

Thats more like it Subby, welcome back & RIDE THE STORM!