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    fishpaste
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      i brought some skunk off a random guy in camden yesterday without looking at it cause it was wrapped up twice and just looked green and was a buff size. turns out it was just flowers and grass and stuff. i feel like shooting myself.:cry:

      #1180001
      Digital-A
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        felicityfairy;237622 wrote:
        i brought some skunk

        ok …

        felicityfairy;237622 wrote:
        off a random guy

        now theres your problem right there …

        i would never bye skunk off a random unless they literally got it out the baggy and you were 100% sure that it was smokeable …

        with skunk … unless you no them, you cant trust anyone …

        always be proper sure before buying drugs off anybody you dont no … and thats with everything as well as dope

        #1179994
        General Lighting
        Moderator
          felicityfairy;237622 wrote:
          i brought some skunk off a random guy in camden yesterday without looking at it cause it was wrapped up twice and just looked green and was a buff size. turns out it was just flowers and grass and stuff. i feel like shooting myself.:cry:

          they’ve been doing this sort of thing for the last 17 years if not before then :hopeless:

          round here (although I don’t even smoke much these days!) I can literally inspect the plants if I wish…

          #1180003
          GiantMidget
          Participant

            Oh well lesson learned. Look at it as an experience, never buy stuff off a random again! Karma will get the fucker though, he’ll do it to the wrong person and get done over. :love:

            #1179995
            General Lighting
            Moderator
              DJCliffy;237627 wrote:
              Oh well lesson learned. Look at it as an experience, never buy stuff off a random again! Karma will get the fucker though, he’ll do it to the wrong person and get done over. :love:

              and even if its a fed under British law they can actually get done for fraud! (as bizzare as this may seem there has already been a test case…)

              #1179999
              Tank Girl
              Participant
                felicityfairy;237622 wrote:
                random guy in camden

                thats all you needed to know, Camden (amogst other places I’m sure) is notorious for it,
                esp around the tube station

                I was waiting for my bro a few months back there and as he was late I was there for about an hour
                and I even had people coming up to me asking if I was dealing….. I could have made a fortune 😉

                I was serendaded by a ‘crackhead’ for a cigarette and eventually got bored and wandered off to bar monster on my own as I was getting cold

                however if you want a fun day gambelling in Camden( * not polictically correct or charitable mind ) we used to sit outside this pub up a side road when I lived there, (by mega city comics)
                and place bets on whether the elderly drunk residents of arlington house (a wet house for homeless alchies) would
                1) fall over
                2) urinate / have urinated themselves
                3) have blood in their spit / vomit that they liked to share with the floor
                etc

                Arlington+House+1.jpg

                Arlington+House+2.jpg

                Arlington+House+3.jpg

                photos of Arlington House from Hide The Can by Deidre O’Callaghan

                (*sorry:hopeless: )

                #1180013
                fishpaste
                Participant

                  yeah i suppose i will learn from it and never make that mistake again now. i suppose i just trusted him to early because he turned on the charm and seemed really chatty and nice. i suppose i should have seen the signes when i asked for his number if i ever wanted it again and he said he didnt have 1.:crazy:

                  #1180008
                  JonnyQuest
                  Participant

                    enless your a crack addict dont buy drugs from camden is my motto

                    #1180009
                    JonnyQuest
                    Participant

                      but dont worry to much it happens to everyone at one time or another , hug?:love:

                      #1180014
                      fishpaste
                      Participant
                        JonnyQuest;237656 wrote:
                        but dont worry to much it happens to everyone at one time or another , hug?:love:

                        thanks a hug would be great:group_hug i know you got mugged off a while back too. did all that get sorted?

                        #1180016
                        pixiegirl
                        Participant
                          Digital-A;237625 wrote:
                          ok …

                          now theres your problem right there …

                          i would never bye skunk off a random unless they literally got it out the baggy and you were 100% sure that it was smokeable …

                          with skunk … unless you no them, you cant trust anyone …

                          always be proper sure before buying drugs off anybody you dont no … and thats with everything as well as dope

                          .. I’m at carnival. raaa:bounce_fl

                          #1179992
                          Anonymous

                            🙁 nasty, i bought weed from them once which was ok but a bit small. But i was desperate and certainly wouldnt do it again. Sorry to hear u got ripped off.

                            #1180011
                            Dom_sufc
                            Participant

                              Hmmm If It makes you feel better, he’s my story of being skanked…

                              It was after the Infected Mushrooms event In London a few months ago. To set the scene, Id just double dropped about half an hour before the closed, and as we walked out the door, I went straight to the shop for a bottle of Vodka. First 2 mistakes there 😉

                              We walked to go over to the after party place, but decided it looked more fun outside laying on the grass with all the locals rather than going into that shit hole for 3 hours for a tenner… Anyway, I was sat down and about to have a mouth full of my voddy. Behind me I heard “neck it bruv, neck it”. It didnt take alot of convincing In my state, down It went :crazy_diz

                              Anyway, that was mistake number 3. I sat chatting to this kid for ages, and started feeling pretty comfortable (Not to mention shit faced). We got talking and I mentioned maddy, to which he said he had some for sale. Bangin I thought, I gave him the dollar, and the took the baggie without second thought, especially because Id been talking to him for ages, otherwise Id be well more cautious.

                              More or less immediately he said he was nipping to the shop, sound I though, no worries. He disappeared and I decided to have a line. Opened the bag to inspect it for the first time, and what did I have, fucking wash powder lmao… For some reason though, I sniffed the whole lot and had chemical burns for a week at the back of my throat. Dont ask :laugh_at:

                              Always check stuff out before you buy it kids.

                              Happens to us all Felicity, dont worry about It 😉

                              #1179993
                              Anonymous
                                Dom_sufc;237721 wrote:
                                For some reason though, I sniffed the whole lot and had chemical burns for a week at the back of my throat. Dont ask :laugh_at:

                                Always check stuff out before you buy it kids.

                                Happens to us all Felicity, dont worry about It 😉

                                epp thats crazy man alachol is evil!

                                #1180004
                                GiantMidget
                                Participant
                                  Dom_sufc;237721 wrote:
                                  Hmmm If It makes you feel better, he’s my story of being skanked…

                                  It was after the Infected Mushrooms event In London a few months ago. To set the scene, Id just double dropped about half an hour before the closed, and as we walked out the door, I went straight to the shop for a bottle of Vodka. First 2 mistakes there 😉

                                  We walked to go over to the after party place, but decided it looked more fun outside laying on the grass with all the locals rather than going into that shit hole for 3 hours for a tenner… Anyway, I was sat down and about to have a mouth full of my voddy. Behind me I heard “neck it bruv, neck it”. It didnt take alot of convincing In my state, down It went :crazy_diz

                                  Anyway, that was mistake number 3. I sat chatting to this kid for ages, and started feeling pretty comfortable (Not to mention shit faced). We got talking and I mentioned maddy, to which he said he had some for sale. Bangin I thought, I gave him the dollar, and the took the baggie without second thought, especially because Id been talking to him for ages, otherwise Id be well more cautious.

                                  More or less immediately he said he was nipping to the shop, sound I though, no worries. He disappeared and I decided to have a line. Opened the bag to inspect it for the first time, and what did I have, fucking wash powder lmao… For some reason though, I sniffed the whole lot and had chemical burns for a week at the back of my throat. Dont ask :laugh_at:

                                  Always check stuff out before you buy it kids.

                                  Happens to us all Felicity, dont worry about It 😉

                                  Shit man thats well cuntish! These days I never buy anything off people in the street but have done on occasions in the past. On those times as well i’ve always asked to see the stuff first and a taster. Have had a couple of people refuse me before, so straight away you know they’re a skank and need a smack in the face! :ar15:

                                  #1180012
                                  ellie
                                  Participant
                                    Dom_sufc;237721 wrote:
                                    Opened the bag to inspect it for the first time, and what did I have, fucking wash powder lmao… For some reason though, I sniffed the whole lot and had chemical burns for a week at the back of my throat. Dont ask :laugh_at:

                                    not to sound like a moaning old woman… but it sounds to me like you’d already had enough anyway! :laugh_at:

                                    #1180015
                                    fishpaste
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                                      ellie;237742 wrote:
                                      not to sound like a moaning old woman… but it sounds to me like you’d already had enough anyway! :laugh_at:

                                      hahaha:laugh_at: yeah i know what he means though as i actually considered smoking that shit too. JUST IN CASE!:you_crazy

                                      #1180002
                                      Playground Politics
                                      Participant

                                        i got done at glade where i was picking up a g of k and it turned out to be salt, i never normally but the stuff so it all looks the same, had it on ma chips instead:wink:

                                        #1180000
                                        Tank Girl
                                        Participant
                                          Playground Politics;237838 wrote:
                                          had it on ma chips instead:wink:

                                          :laugh_at:

                                          #1180005
                                          GiantMidget
                                          Participant

                                            Oh yeah on the weekend, my mate told me he bought a hooky dvd off some chinese lad in the pub. He was told it was a pirate copy of Tropic Thunder. he went home with his mates, they all got a beer out and were looking forward to watching the film.

                                            When the ‘film’ started it turned out to be a very extreme hardcore S&M film but this shit was seriously deranged! My mate said it was the worst of the worst and after 5 minutes he said he felt violated and it ruined his night, thats how sick the film was! He bought 3 dvds for 15 quid and the others were of a similar feel!

                                            I thought it was quite funny as the disc has Tropic Thunder actually written on it! Me mate ain’t happy though and is now on the warpath looking for that lad!

                                            So if any of you in the south east, get offered any pirate disc’s off a chinese bloke, DON’T buy em! :laugh_at:

                                            #1179996
                                            General Lighting
                                            Moderator

                                              he should wipe his fingerprints off the DVDs, put them in a unmarked envelope and (making sure there aren’t any cameras) shove it through the book return slot of the local library. he may find the Council soon does something about the problem…

                                              in Malaysia you get loads of Chinese dudes like this (especially as half the population there is Chinese) doing exactly the same thing but they have way more sense than to fuck up in that sort of manner – its a conservative Islamic dominated country (although heavily influenced by 1950s British law/morals) and even Page 3 type porn can get someone a spell in the can in the nonce wing so there is simply no room for mistakes…if you get a pirate DVD there it is exactly what it says on the label. (the Engrish subtitles do often add a bit of comedy value….)

                                              #1180006
                                              GiantMidget
                                              Participant
                                                General Lighting;237863 wrote:
                                                he should wipe his fingerprints off the DVDs, put them in a unmarked envelope and (making sure there aren’t any cameras) shove it through the book return slot of the local library. he may find the Council soon does something about the problem…

                                                Well my mate has disposed of the disc’s now, He’s proper not happy though, his way of thinking (and i agree) is that some kids might buy the same dvd and be traumatised for the rest of their lives! Nah he’s gonna sort it out in the traditional Hemel way! 😉

                                                #1179997
                                                General Lighting
                                                Moderator
                                                  DJCliffy;237864 wrote:
                                                  Well my mate has disposed of the disc’s now, He’s proper not happy though, his way of thinking (and i agree) is that some kids might buy the same dvd and be traumatised for the rest of their lives! Nah he’s gonna sort it out in the traditional Hemel way! 😉

                                                  TBH if loads of discs have been mislabelled the Chinese guy may well have already been done over (possibly executed) by the gang what brought him in the country as he’s cost loads of customers by alienating normal people and given away the porn what could have been sold for more…

                                                  when you see Chinese people randomly disappear on the news this is usually whats happened to them, they’ve been involved in some scam and fucked up and been killed by their own people..

                                                  #1180007
                                                  GiantMidget
                                                  Participant
                                                    General Lighting;237866 wrote:
                                                    TBH if loads of discs have been mislabelled the Chinese guy may well have already been done over (possibly executed) by the gang what brought him in the country as he’s cost loads of customers by alienating normal people and given away the porn what could have been sold for more…

                                                    when you see Chinese people randomly disappear on the news this is usually whats happened to them, they’ve been involved in some scam and fucked up and been killed by their own people..

                                                    Never thought of it like that really, Well the authorities do say Chinese Triad gangs are operating over here don’t they.They’re the sorts of people you don’t wanna fuck with! :hopeless:

                                                    Shit man, i wonder if people went to buy that hardcore filth and ended up with tropic thunder instead? :laugh_at:

                                                    #1179998
                                                    General Lighting
                                                    Moderator
                                                      DJCliffy;237868 wrote:
                                                      Never thought of it like that really, Well the authorities do say Chinese Triad gangs are operating over here don’t they.They’re the sorts of people you don’t wanna fuck with! :hopeless:

                                                      Triads have been operating here for years, they were the actual reason why the Met (and subsequently other forces) reduced the minimum height requirement to join the Police about 20 years ago, as it otherwise made it impossible to get officers from South China / Hong Kong on secondment to help deal with the gang problems!

                                                      this pirate DVD lark is actually a really fucked up business with people getting abused and exploited at all levels and a lot of violence involved, its way worse than drugs..

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