Putting my head in the oven.

@TheStealthyRacoon 513481 wrote:

Remember to take the turkey out first

Im an athiest so I am spending my christmas giving out free contraception to under 18s and petitioning against nativity scenes.

WOWFORREAL

Just me and the weed
10 benson silvers and a few sheets

Just us three which is nice.
My mum went mental over board with pressies so our trees nice and full.
Done the othet half a stocking and little one two talking mice fron the series ‘rastamouse’ I like to be minamalistic.
Hopefully I get to rave it up new years but Im not too sure.

i am gonna go to supermarket in a minute and see what’s on last minute offer to have for dinner tomorrow. since it looks like i will be only one here bothered to cook (don’t ask, it’s a long story) !

Decorating christmas cookies, wrapping a ton of beautiful presents, and snuggling up by the fire:)

I’m gonna be hating on people, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,

@DaftFader 513537 wrote:

I’m gonna have a crywankathon.

Videos or it didnt happen!

I’m spending the day with Marcus
Then off to my parents for the first time on Xmas day for about 16 yrs but only for a few hours in the arvo
And then off to Marcus family Boxing Day – saving me from the car crash of my family ‘open house’ at my sisters, phew

Playing battlefield 3 until I have to go to see peeps

last year was my 1st year to do the dinner so i went easy on the eve, but this year i was more casual about so got really drunk, mixed beer and wine and had awful nights sleep, left my computer on, mess in kitchen didnt check my blood (diabetic) which is bit dangerous if your drunk, and crashed… today feeling slowly better as im slowly eating the bacon off the top of a turkey thats pretty huge for 3 people so im here in the wait for it to eventually cook before i go do veggies and stuffing… didnt get to do jamie oliver’s gravy cos i was at airport with gf till late, but veggies will all be with nice fresh herbs, and fuck lol, i just remembered i forgot to go pick rosemary and its wet outside and im hungover, oh well, just thyme and sage then… im doing roast beetroot also and we at least have some star anise in the gravy this time, both jamie things… later will be going round to a friends where i’ll face my nemesis – weed, and all will be smoking it except me, i guess i’ll err just drink a bit again, fortunately have finished my mxe now so won’t be going down that road on a social night… thats it really… just simple and relaxing… its my favourite time to do not much, except cook food and see people 🙂

Nah man, I don’t have the christmas vibe one bit, it is hard when you have to spend it with people you basically dislike and are missing out on a possible phat christmas with family and ketamine.

I know I say it every year but this will be my last christmas in this crappy situation……

*signs into xbox-live,
*gets a multi kill with a grenade on battlefield 3
*thinks ” lol N00bs”