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February 2, 2012 at 10:16 pm #1052305
no matter how many ashtrays get used when peeps are visiting they always seem to attract themselves to each other.
“where’s a ashtray?”
“i gave ya one”
“oh aye pass it over”
“where is it?”
“next to the other 3 that i’ve passed around”
look down and all the the ashtrays are congregating in their own wee gang. pull one away and separate them again…..half an hour later they’re all back together again
what’s that aw aboot?
February 2, 2012 at 10:21 pm #1248778they are like a basic organism, divide the cells and if left to there own devices, they re-connect with one another.
question answered. lol
February 2, 2012 at 10:28 pm #1248792@nn-Gazatryptamine 466038 wrote:
they are like a basic organism, divide the cells and if left to there own devices, they re-connect with one another.
question answered. lol
i like it gaz!
its even like they dont even care about racism. black ashtrays will hang about with the white ones. square ones go with round ones etc
maybe we could all learn from ashtrays?
February 2, 2012 at 11:05 pm #1248779@Fizzbombheid 466043 wrote:
i like it gaz!
its even like they dont even care about racism. black ashtrays will hang about with the white ones. square ones go with round ones etc
maybe we could all learn from ashtrays?
naaa, human being are pre-programmed to hate, kill and destroy. hence smoking. your HATING you lung, KILLING yourself and DESTROYING your veins……..says it all to me
February 2, 2012 at 11:25 pm #1248793@nn-Gazatryptamine 466049 wrote:
naaa, human being are pre-programmed to hate, kill and destroy. hence smoking. your HATING you lung, KILLING yourself and DESTROYING your veins……..says it all to me
gaz, ashtrays are inanimate objects mate.
you are reading to much into this ;p
if all humans were ashtrays they would be hippies. hanging about together having a smoke. bit smelly though…
February 2, 2012 at 11:27 pm #1248776ashtrays are pack animals. dont get it twisted! lol!
February 2, 2012 at 11:28 pm #1248777your twistin’ ma melon mayyn
February 2, 2012 at 11:29 pm #1248780@JamZandwich 466060 wrote:
your twistin’ ma melon mayyn
sorry, but there so twisty! i can’t help myself hahaha
February 2, 2012 at 11:31 pm #1248781@Fizzbombheid 466058 wrote:
gaz, ashtrays are inanimate objects mate.
you are reading to much into this ;p
if all humans were ashtrays they would be hippies. hanging about together having a smoke. bit smelly though…
granted, I did look WAY too far into it, but I agree, If humans were ashtrays we’d be hippies/crusties/stoners ect. just getting plapped out all the time…… : ] <—-this is a face with a big grim BTW
February 2, 2012 at 11:51 pm #1248794funny thing is since i started this thread the ashtrays have dispersed all around the room and ive ended up with none! im sitting on a pouffe and at my age my knees are toiling to get up and reach for one.
bring back the harmony and more importantly the closeness to my vicinity.
i suppose it was good while it lasted.
February 3, 2012 at 12:17 am #1248782@Fizzbombheid 466063 wrote:
funny thing is since i started this thread the ashtrays have dispersed all around the room and ive ended up with none! im sitting on a pouffe and at my age my knees are toiling to get up and reach for one.
bring back the harmony and more importantly the closeness to my vicinity.
i suppose it was good while it lasted.
its there migration time, leave them to it and more will appear when the breeding is over hahaha
February 3, 2012 at 9:14 am #1248766@Fizzbombheid 466058 wrote:
gaz, ashtrays are inanimate objects mate.
you are reading to much into this ;p
if all humans were ashtrays they would be hippies. hanging about together having a smoke. bit smelly though…
for a fact real hippies are smelly…
February 3, 2012 at 1:27 pm #1248783So if hippies smell…..does being smelly mean im a hippie?
February 3, 2012 at 1:47 pm #1248767Do you have long hair?
February 3, 2012 at 1:49 pm #1248784not any more, but i have a beard if that helps
February 3, 2012 at 3:06 pm #1248795nice surprise this morning. all ashtrays were washed and stacked away neatly by my cuz who crashed out on my sofa (too much ching, cocodomol & lager) the hoose was tidy too. nice one cuz. i cant remember even going to my bed. fun night but bloody hell i spraff some shite when im oot ma box…
hey-ho
February 3, 2012 at 3:09 pm #1248785@Fizzbombheid 466140 wrote:
nice surprise this morning. all ashtrays were washed and stacked away neatly by my cuz who crashed out on my sofa (too much ching, cocodomol & lager) the hoose was tidy too. nice one cuz. i cant remember even going to my bed. fun night but bloody hell i spraff some shite when im oot ma box…
hey-ho
did the ashtrays mate? are there little ashtray’s sprouting up all over the place?
February 3, 2012 at 3:13 pm #1248796@nn-Gazatryptamine 466141 wrote:
did the ashtrays mate? are there little ashtray’s sprouting up all over the place?
free lovin ashtrays! get them here! 3 forrapound!
🙂
February 3, 2012 at 3:21 pm #1248786February 3, 2012 at 3:40 pm #12487972!! yatramp!
its 3 forrapound! and you want 2!!
and they say the Scots are tight…
get out my shop you hobo!!
February 3, 2012 at 3:50 pm #1248768@nn-Gazatryptamine 466134 wrote:
not any more, but i have a beard if that helps
you need smelly long hair to to full fill the hippy label
February 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm #1248787@!sinner69! 466156 wrote:
you need smelly long hair to to full fill the hippy label
can’t I get a ‘hippy in training’ lable?
February 3, 2012 at 4:09 pm #1248769@nn-Gazatryptamine 466160 wrote:
can’t I get a ‘hippy in training’ lable?
not on my watch…I rather see you as a punk….
February 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm #1248788@!sinner69! 466163 wrote:
not on my watch…I rather see you as a punk….
owwww…..*sad look on face
February 3, 2012 at 4:22 pm #1248770dont be sad being a punk is much more fun than being a smelly hippy…
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