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Next time i’m in tesco i’m going to purchase a fork by itself and see what they’ve got to say about it lol.

Carry plastic forks around from now on aint it, you never know.

i dont see how they can id you for a fork they give them away in tescos lol you see lil kids running around with them

boothy was probably wearing his hoody innit :laugh_at:

probally he looks like he could kill, kinda got me thinking though they sell people pens and they could also easily be used as a weapon

it does, common weapon in prison or secure hospital

usually used to blind a rival, usually someone like a nonce whose only pleasure is some solitary thing like art or books (for obvious “safety” reasons) so someone else wants to deny them their sight to stop them doing this

of course though its not the sort of thing a short term prisoner would do (unless there are a pure idiot) as thats GBH on top of the normal sentence so its gonna be a lifer what does that sort of attack (nothing to lose), scum attacking more scum..

i normaly turn the lights off when i fork people…:weee:

i had to go upstairs to the cafe and ask for a kiddies plastic fork :hopeless:

how fuckin big is this tesco?!?! sounds like a fuckin shopping mall

When i fork people, I use head and shoulders.