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March 21, 2008 at 8:36 am #1216195noname wrote:– in fact, you can make weapons from almost anything… Maybe we need to ban under 18’s from buying anything at all….:weee::weee::weee:
someone I know used those ‘lovely’ fake fire place ‘rocks’
(i.e bits of glass orangey and brown to make it look like a real fire with a light underneath oh so very 80’s)
put in a sock and wrapped it round someones head……. :hopeless:
March 21, 2008 at 3:39 pm #1158470Anonymous
spark wrote:hey man don’t knock the spork… i brough a whole heap from ebay in the states hehe.. last year and even sent some to oz as xmas presents…
sporks ROCK… pasta and rice dishes they are perfect… curries.. perfect…In fact I love my sporks…
(Oh god there really is no hope for me ever…)
i want to feel sorry for you, i really do.
March 21, 2008 at 3:39 pm #1216188spark wrote:hey man don’t knock the spork… i brough a whole heap from ebay in the states hehe.. last year and even sent some to oz as xmas presents…
sporks ROCK… pasta and rice dishes they are perfect… curries.. perfect…In fact I love my sporks…
(Oh god there really is no hope for me ever…)
i want to feel sorry for you, i really do.
March 21, 2008 at 3:55 pm #1158457Tank Girl wrote:someone I know used those ‘lovely’ fake fire place ‘rocks’(i.e bits of glass orangey and brown to make it look like a real fire with a light underneath oh so very 80’s)
put in a sock and wrapped it round someones head……. :hopeless:
probably got the idea off the film “scum”, but your local usually gets pissed off if you nick the snooker/pool balls from the table…
I’ve got a gas fire like that in my front room, but the rocks aren’t actually removable and just conceal a normal burner arrangement and fireclay blocks.
I know the things you mean, may have been electric fires of the kind what often turn up in squat tat, fixed loads of them in the past to keep people warm, and I’d even get the light/flame effect mechanism working just for the comedy value (you could also replace it with a different odd coloured 15W bulb (like the things on outdoor christmas trees)
this thread is also becoming really confusing now as there is spark, spark_plug and *¬* who is called spark on SJ talking about sporks :crazy_dru
March 21, 2008 at 3:55 pm #1216174Tank Girl wrote:someone I know used those ‘lovely’ fake fire place ‘rocks’(i.e bits of glass orangey and brown to make it look like a real fire with a light underneath oh so very 80’s)
put in a sock and wrapped it round someones head……. :hopeless:
probably got the idea off the film “scum”, but your local usually gets pissed off if you nick the snooker/pool balls from the table…
I’ve got a gas fire like that in my front room, but the rocks aren’t actually removable and just conceal a normal burner arrangement and fireclay blocks.
I know the things you mean, may have been electric fires of the kind what often turn up in squat tat, fixed loads of them in the past to keep people warm, and I’d even get the light/flame effect mechanism working just for the comedy value (you could also replace it with a different odd coloured 15W bulb (like the things on outdoor christmas trees)
this thread is also becoming really confusing now as there is spark, spark_plug and *¬* who is called spark on SJ talking about sporks :crazy_dru
March 21, 2008 at 4:01 pm #1158458BioTech wrote:In fact. Someone call me a taxi, I’m going to get my coat.Cringeworthy.
what sort of gigs are you doing these days, end of the pier shows at Yarmouth?
March 21, 2008 at 4:01 pm #1216175BioTech wrote:In fact. Someone call me a taxi, I’m going to get my coat.Cringeworthy.
what sort of gigs are you doing these days, end of the pier shows at Yarmouth?
March 21, 2008 at 4:06 pm #1158471General Lighting wrote:probably got the idea off the film “scum”, but your local usually gets pissed off if you nick the snooker/pool balls from the table…I’ve got a gas fire like that in my front room, but the rocks aren’t actually removable and just conceal a normal burner arrangement and fireclay blocks.
I know the things you mean, may have been electric fires of the kind what often turn up in squat tat, fixed loads of them in the past to keep people warm, and I’d even get the light/flame effect mechanism working just for the comedy value (you could also replace it with a different odd coloured 15W bulb (like the things on outdoor christmas trees)
this thread is also becoming really confusing now as there is spark, spark_plug and *¬* who is called spark on SJ talking about sporks :crazy_dru
oh Shhh, i don’t want anyone to know who i am 😛
March 21, 2008 at 4:06 pm #1216189General Lighting wrote:probably got the idea off the film “scum”, but your local usually gets pissed off if you nick the snooker/pool balls from the table…I’ve got a gas fire like that in my front room, but the rocks aren’t actually removable and just conceal a normal burner arrangement and fireclay blocks.
I know the things you mean, may have been electric fires of the kind what often turn up in squat tat, fixed loads of them in the past to keep people warm, and I’d even get the light/flame effect mechanism working just for the comedy value (you could also replace it with a different odd coloured 15W bulb (like the things on outdoor christmas trees)
this thread is also becoming really confusing now as there is spark, spark_plug and *¬* who is called spark on SJ talking about sporks :crazy_dru
oh Shhh, i don’t want anyone to know who i am 😛
March 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm #1158472:crazy: what did you need a fork for anyway?
March 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm #1216190:crazy: what did you need a fork for anyway?
March 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm #1158465General Lighting wrote:what sort of gigs are you doing these days, end of the pier shows at Yarmouth?:bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:
March 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm #1216183General Lighting wrote:what sort of gigs are you doing these days, end of the pier shows at Yarmouth?:bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:
March 25, 2008 at 1:07 am #1158494General Lighting wrote:a decent size frozen fish wrapped in a plastic bag would make a particularly good improvised baton – and then could be defrosted and eaten thus destroying any forensic evidence..your missing one vital thing .. that you would have to eat the plastic bag as well :yakk:
March 25, 2008 at 1:07 am #1216214General Lighting wrote:a decent size frozen fish wrapped in a plastic bag would make a particularly good improvised baton – and then could be defrosted and eaten thus destroying any forensic evidence..your missing one vital thing .. that you would have to eat the plastic bag as well :yakk:
March 25, 2008 at 1:18 am #1158479the_fiddler wrote::crazy: what did you need a fork for anyway?was gonna stab someone up innit
nah, you know the “grab n go” type salad things, well they all have forks in, cost about £2
or you can trek up the other end of the super huge tesco and to the proper salad section – same price, about 3 times as big, chicken/prawn/tuna salads etc. and better quality but no fork
so i needed to buy a fork, i bring one now
but for real, the grab n go thing is a rip off just gotta go to the main supermarket bit n better stuff is loads cheaper, and i’m skint so ya know
March 25, 2008 at 1:18 am #1216197the_fiddler wrote::crazy: what did you need a fork for anyway?was gonna stab someone up innit
nah, you know the “grab n go” type salad things, well they all have forks in, cost about £2
or you can trek up the other end of the super huge tesco and to the proper salad section – same price, about 3 times as big, chicken/prawn/tuna salads etc. and better quality but no fork
so i needed to buy a fork, i bring one now
but for real, the grab n go thing is a rip off just gotta go to the main supermarket bit n better stuff is loads cheaper, and i’m skint so ya know
March 25, 2008 at 1:29 am #1158495boothy wrote:was gonna stab someone up innit:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
March 25, 2008 at 1:29 am #1216215boothy wrote:was gonna stab someone up innit:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
March 25, 2008 at 5:57 pm #1158492Try and buy a spoon and see if the same thing happens?! :weee:
March 25, 2008 at 5:57 pm #1216212Try and buy a spoon and see if the same thing happens?! :weee:
March 25, 2008 at 9:00 pm #1158496did you get your fork in the end? or did you have to eat your salad with your hands?
March 25, 2008 at 9:00 pm #1216216did you get your fork in the end? or did you have to eat your salad with your hands?
March 26, 2008 at 3:29 am #1158480DaftFader wrote:did you get your fork in the end? or did you have to eat your salad with your hands?i had to go upstairs to the cafe and ask for a kiddies plastic fork :hopeless:
March 26, 2008 at 3:29 am #1216199DaftFader wrote:did you get your fork in the end? or did you have to eat your salad with your hands?i had to go upstairs to the cafe and ask for a kiddies plastic fork :hopeless:
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