Forums The Vibe Chat Got ID’ed for a Fork in Tesco Yesterday

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  • #1158462
    BioTech
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      lilmstrixta wrote:
      god its a sporkife

      :bigsmile::bigsmile:

      #1216179
      BioTech
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        lilmstrixta wrote:
        god its a sporkife

        :bigsmile::bigsmile:

        #1158490
        spark_plug
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          i hate age limits on things, they’re so fucking rediculous
          my mate whso 20 got i-d’ed to buy some paint pens yesturday, for obvious reasons….graffiti n that. but are people really that fucking clueless to think that an age limit is gonna stop people under that age doing graffiti, and do they really think that people over that age are less likely to do so than people under age?

          #1216210
          spark_plug
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            i hate age limits on things, they’re so fucking rediculous
            my mate whso 20 got i-d’ed to buy some paint pens yesturday, for obvious reasons….graffiti n that. but are people really that fucking clueless to think that an age limit is gonna stop people under that age doing graffiti, and do they really think that people over that age are less likely to do so than people under age?

            #1158487
            Playground Politics
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              General Lighting wrote:
              a decent size frozen fish wrapped in a plastic bag would make a particularly good improvised baton – and then could be defrosted and eaten thus destroying any forensic evidence..

              my friend was talking about hitting someone with a frozen turkey then eating it, bloody good idea

              #1216206
              Playground Politics
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                General Lighting wrote:
                a decent size frozen fish wrapped in a plastic bag would make a particularly good improvised baton – and then could be defrosted and eaten thus destroying any forensic evidence..

                my friend was talking about hitting someone with a frozen turkey then eating it, bloody good idea

                #1158474
                Tank Girl
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                  I’m sure that was on a tv program oonce – the one with the carnival music and lady dancing all psychedelic – tales of the something…

                  #1216193
                  Tank Girl
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                    I’m sure that was on a tv program oonce – the one with the carnival music and lady dancing all psychedelic – tales of the something…

                    #1158489
                    Southcaver
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                      Ah you must mean tales of the psycedelic lady carnival, fantastic show:crazy_dru

                      #1216209
                      Southcaver
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                        Ah you must mean tales of the psycedelic lady carnival, fantastic show:crazy_dru

                        #1158463
                        BioTech
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                          Tank Girl wrote:
                          I’m sure that was on a tv program oonce – the one with the carnival music and lady dancing all psychedelic – tales of the something…

                          Not sure but I bet the answer will be very unexpected.

                          …oh I’m on a roll today with the shit jokes and plays on words.

                          #1216180
                          BioTech
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                            Tank Girl wrote:
                            I’m sure that was on a tv program oonce – the one with the carnival music and lady dancing all psychedelic – tales of the something…

                            Not sure but I bet the answer will be very unexpected.

                            …oh I’m on a roll today with the shit jokes and plays on words.

                            #1158464
                            BioTech
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                              In fact. Someone call me a taxi, I’m going to get my coat.

                              Cringeworthy.

                              #1216182
                              BioTech
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                                In fact. Someone call me a taxi, I’m going to get my coat.

                                Cringeworthy.

                                #1158469
                                Anonymous

                                  did the emo’s ruin it for the underage fork buyers?

                                  #1216187
                                  Anonymous

                                    did the emo’s ruin it for the underage fork buyers?

                                    #1158485
                                    spark
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                                      hey man don’t knock the spork… i brough a whole heap from ebay in the states hehe.. last year and even sent some to oz as xmas presents…
                                      sporks ROCK… pasta and rice dishes they are perfect… curries.. perfect…

                                      In fact I love my sporks…

                                      (Oh god there really is no hope for me ever…)

                                      #1216204
                                      spark
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                                        hey man don’t knock the spork… i brough a whole heap from ebay in the states hehe.. last year and even sent some to oz as xmas presents…
                                        sporks ROCK… pasta and rice dishes they are perfect… curries.. perfect…

                                        In fact I love my sporks…

                                        (Oh god there really is no hope for me ever…)

                                        #1158476
                                        Tank Girl
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                                          BioTech wrote:
                                          Not sure but I bet the answer will be very unexpected.

                                          …oh I’m on a roll today with the shit jokes and plays on words.

                                          raaa

                                          #1216194
                                          Tank Girl
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                                            BioTech wrote:
                                            Not sure but I bet the answer will be very unexpected.

                                            …oh I’m on a roll today with the shit jokes and plays on words.

                                            raaa

                                            #1158468
                                            Raj
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                                              :crazy_fre

                                              #1216186
                                              Raj
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                                                :crazy_fre

                                                #1158466
                                                noname
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                                                  General Lighting wrote:
                                                  a decent size frozen fish wrapped in a plastic bag would make a particularly good improvised baton – and then could be defrosted and eaten thus destroying any forensic evidence..

                                                  You could also maybe sharpen it to make a handy cleaver…. It’s official then – frozen fish are dangerous… We need to make them over 18’s only too…. Hmmm – you can sharpen fruit too – in fact, you can make weapons from almost anything… Maybe we need to ban under 18’s from buying anything at all….:weee::weee::weee:

                                                  18 to buy a fork…. :you_crazy:you_crazy:you_crazy:you_crazy

                                                  #1216184
                                                  noname
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                                                    General Lighting wrote:
                                                    a decent size frozen fish wrapped in a plastic bag would make a particularly good improvised baton – and then could be defrosted and eaten thus destroying any forensic evidence..

                                                    You could also maybe sharpen it to make a handy cleaver…. It’s official then – frozen fish are dangerous… We need to make them over 18’s only too…. Hmmm – you can sharpen fruit too – in fact, you can make weapons from almost anything… Maybe we need to ban under 18’s from buying anything at all….:weee::weee::weee:

                                                    18 to buy a fork…. :you_crazy:you_crazy:you_crazy:you_crazy

                                                    #1158477
                                                    Tank Girl
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                                                      noname wrote:
                                                      – in fact, you can make weapons from almost anything… Maybe we need to ban under 18’s from buying anything at all….:weee::weee::weee:



                                                      someone I know used those ‘lovely’ fake fire place ‘rocks’

                                                      (i.e bits of glass orangey and brown to make it look like a real fire with a light underneath oh so very 80’s)

                                                      put in a sock and wrapped it round someones head……. :hopeless:

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