Hi folks thought I would try and lighten peeps attitudes on FRIDAY 13TH !!!

So here are a few jokes that Ive found in inbox this morning…… (not saying there funny right enough, you can be your own judge of that!)

OOOhhhhhhhh,,,,

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke….. And well
worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned
beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more
time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
“Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m
going to jump off, too.”

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If
I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The
Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She
said, “If I’d
known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have
given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated
burritos so much.”

(Oh this is GOOD!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The
blonde’s wife said, “Don’t look at me. He makes his
own lunch.

AND ANOTHER….

Lulu was a prostitute but she didn’t want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them
outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway
when suddenly, Lulu’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?”
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges
and she was just lining up for some.

“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,”
and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
exclaimed, “Wow still going at it at your age? How do you do it?”

I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”

……….The policeman fainted

*getting coat*