First thing you do when you wake up?

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December 4, 2012 at 10:21 am #1054520
wickle
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So, [username] whats the first thing you do when you get up;

Personally for me:

– I like to have a good stretch..
– Brush my teeth violently, (I am somewhat of a Dental Hygiene nut! :wink:)
– Get dressed
– Drink LOTS of coffee
– And finally, drop the kids off at the pool, heh!
December 4, 2012 at 11:08 am #1263085
The Psyentist
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I usually open my eyes.
December 4, 2012 at 11:52 am #1263076
p0ly
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Have a feeling of annoyance inside me and hope no one pesters me unless I wake up in bed with a beautiful girl then waking up is great… true story.

I usually after a few minutes of laying in bed wishing the world would go away I start feeling normal and normally have my laptop beside me 99% of the time. I reach for it and come online.

I find it funny to write a long annoying fb status before i sleep to try and provoke some responses but usually it fails due to it being failbook and the people not wanting to get an essay asswhooping from me.
December 4, 2012 at 11:56 am #1263083
Chrispydelic
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Coffee. Strong, strong coffee.
December 4, 2012 at 11:59 am #1263077
p0ly
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@Chrispydelic 509767 wrote:

Coffee. Strong, strong coffee.

damn worst one is when i used to have shedloads of k on me at all times a few years ago… i wouldn’t leave my bed until after a few lines! just saw some thread gl posted about a linesman getting killed haven’t viewed the thread as of yet but i guess you could have called me ‘the linesman’ back then.
December 4, 2012 at 1:26 pm #1263088
FungiTeK
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A standard monday to friday is wake up about 8 and roll a joint and watch bbc1, after about 20 mins stick the kettle on and some reggae then some sausages in the oven and bun my j. then about 5 to 9 walk down the road to work 🙂
December 4, 2012 at 2:14 pm #1263086
korno
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Fart loudly, stretch and wonder if the days work routine will be just as boring as yesterdays.
December 4, 2012 at 2:25 pm #1263080
barrettone
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I pray to the Sun God
December 4, 2012 at 2:27 pm #1263087
Winston Smith
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Tea or Coffee and BBC News. Wild I know.
December 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm #1263084
Itsamagicting
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Usually don’t do much as I stay in bed till the last minute and don’t even have time for breakfast!
December 4, 2012 at 3:18 pm #1263081
know_hope
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i check the victims haven’t escaped
December 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm #1263078
p0ly
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Depends where i’m staying but some places i get breakfast in bed, it’s epic man… WIN being me
December 9, 2012 at 2:20 am #1263079
Fizzbombheid
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look out the window hoping it had rained during the night so i can splash in puddles with my wellies that i went to bed with the night before.
December 9, 2012 at 11:14 pm #1263074
Tank Girl
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Sat & Sun- grab glass of water next to my bed, drink lots, fall back to sleep, get woken up by hungry cat smacking me in the face, feed cat, go back to sleep, thankful I don’t have children

Mon to fri- up, washed and out
December 10, 2012 at 6:51 am #1263082
Pat McDonald
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Depends. On a really bad day it will be like “Shit… that was the dream, this is the nightmare again”.

On a really good day it will be like “Where am I? And who is this curled up next to me?”

This time of year, it’s kind of a questing game to see if I can get dressed without getting frost burns. Keeps me quick though.
December 10, 2012 at 11:08 am #1263075
Playground Politics
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sadistic masturbation…or breakfast
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