1. The last person I kissed was: My Girlfriend
2. Never in my life have I: Fed Mars Bars to Wildlife
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: my Daughter

4. High School: Was difficult to attend every day

5. When I’m nervous I: Smoke Crack (joke)

6. The last time I cried was: dads funeral

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be; Amazed at how scruffy I look,even though I think Im spruced up nice!

9. My hair looks: Too long &Scruffy
10. When I was 5: Somthin Bad happened
11. Last Christmas: and the one before that!

14. When I Look Down I See: My shoes

15. The craziest recent event was: Mental

16. If I were a character on Friends: I know what it is but dont know who they are so I be the scruffy guy from shameless I look like him a bit anyway

17. By this time next year I will: Be a year older

18. What are you excited for: Partyvibe Radio Sunday
19. I have a hard time understanding: Some people
20. One time at a family gathering I was: tripping on mushrooms (Mental!!1)

21. You know I like you when: I pinch your Lighter

22. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank… would be: Me

23. Take my advice: Seriously strong cheddar is not strong at all
24. My ideal breakfast is: A bowl of smarties with milk on
25. If you visit the place I grew up: You would be in Barnstaple

26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: Bank Holiday party hopefully
27. If you spend the night at my house: Mice will nibble your toes at night
29. The world could do without: chavs
30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than date: kelly osbourne

31. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself: sound card for lap top

32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: Giant african land snails

33. My favorite band is: Hayseed Dixie

34. My favorite color is: That colour you get when you mix all the plasticine together

38. I shouldn’t have: started this
39. Once, at a bar: I puked all over it and the Bar man
40. Last night I visited a shit pub
41. There’s this guy / girl who i know who: Is called pencil

42: I don’t know how to: Swim

43. A better name for me would be: Magnus
44. If I ever go back to school I’ll: Graffitti the bogs whilst smokin a ciggy

45. How many days until my birthday? Not many now

46. Where have all the: River rat things you used to see gone

47. I’m wearing: A fake Rolex

48. Tomorrow I am going to be:A butterfly

49. The last thing I ate was: Sweets

50. I really want to learn how to: Fly[

Know what you mean there- my other half is polish and when she talks to friends/ family/ in her sleep its like gobulldegook_ cant even say some of the words like excuse me is Tschuprasham or something!:you_crazy

Angel, is it not working if you ‘reply with quote’ and then delete the answers and insert your own?:wink:
:love: :love:

1. The last person I kissed was: My boyfriend (and he gave me a cold! nice!)

2. Never in my life have I: done a parachute jump

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: my boyfriend

4. High School: taught me how to roll a spliff

5. When I’m nervous I: bite my nails

6. The last time I cried was: yesterday

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: surprised

9. My hair looks: messy

10. When I was 5: life was simple

11. Last Christmas: was spent with friends, but just not the same as being with family.

14. When I Look Down I See: my feet

15. The craziest recent event was: im pregnant, like ive been to any crazy events, unless you count being inspected by the doctors…..

16. If I were a character on Friends: a mix between all of them

17. By this time next year I will: have a 10 1/2 month old baby

18. What are you excited for: boyfriend coming home, (with honey and lemon to get rid of my cold!)

19. I have a hard time understanding: alot of people

20. One time at a family gathering I was: bored

21. You know I like you when: i dont call you a c**t

22. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank… would be: depends on the award! prob mum n dad tho

23. Take my advice: smile and you’ll feel happy.

24. My ideal breakfast is: current craving:porridge

25. If you visit the place I grew up: it wouldnt be that interesting

26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: bed.

27. If you spend the night at my house: you’ll be bored to death with baby stuff at the mo!

29. The world could do without: people without respect.

30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than date: tough one, cockraches are minging!

31. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself: a bed

32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: i dont get things for me at the mo, its all about the baby.

33. My favorite band is: Blur

34. My favorite color is: turquoise

38. I shouldn’t have: though doing loads of coke would have no effect on my life.

39. Once, at a bar: i served a few pints

40. Last night: i watched loads of episode of lost, then dreamt about it!

41. There’s this guy / girl who i know who: makes me giggle

42: I don’t know how to: do anything with cars

43. A better name for me would be: My name suits me.

44. If I ever go back to school I’ll: kick alot more ass

45. How many days until my birthday? months

46. Where have all the: vice versa chocolates gone?

47. I’m wearing: pjamas

48. Tomorrow I am going to be: lazy

49. The last thing I ate was: soup

50. I really want to learn how to: conserve wildlife.

1. The last person I kissed was: some random lass

2. Never in my life have I: been to glastonbury

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: some mate of mine, went through a lotta shit but stayed sound after it all

4. High School: ended early for me… expelled at 15 :frown:

5. When I’m nervous I: tear my nails and make stupid jokes

6. The last time I cried was: sometime long ago

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: insane

9. My hair looks: a mess

10. When I was 5: i ran away from school

11. Last Christmas: was spent with my family

14. When I Look Down I See: empty cans

15. The craziest recent event was: we finally got freeview

16. If I were a character on Friends: chandler

17. By this time next year I will: too fucked up to know :weee:

18. What are you excited for: the future

19. I have a hard time understanding: change

20. One time at a family gathering I was: far too stoned

21. You know I like you when: give you a lot of time (i like people easily)

22. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank… would be: dad probs

23. Take my advice: don’t plan ahead too much

24. My ideal breakfast is: breakfast don’t exist for me

25. If you visit the place I grew up: everyone would know my name

26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: spain with all me mates, gonna be fuckin class!!!

27. If you spend the night at my house: don’t expect to get any sleep

29. The world could do without: nationalism

30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than date: maggie thatcher

31. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself: 12 CD’s from HMV

32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: weed

33. My favorite band is: at the moment? probably the stone roses

34. My favorite color is: silver

38. I shouldn’t have: done so much shit, but gotta face forward

39. Once, at a bar: i passed out

40. Last night I: was in a tent with some lass

41. There’s this guy / girl who i know who: who is missin out

42: I don’t know how to: be sane :crazy:

43. A better name for me would be: my name fits

44. If I ever go back to school I’ll: not fuck about

45. How many days until my birthday? just less than 2 months o

46. Where have all the: like-minded people gone

47. I’m wearing: jeans and hoody

48. Tomorrow I am going to be: working. on a sunday.

49. The last thing I ate was: margharita pizza

50. I really want to learn how to: influence people in a good way

1. The last person I kissed was: my wife

2. Never in my life have I: died

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: my daughter

4. High School: bullied by the teachers, left at 15

5. When I’m nervous I: do a poo

6. The last time I cried was: seeing pictures of dead lebanese babies

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: bollocking me for biggamy

9. My hair looks: short

10. When I was 5: i tried to stab my dad with a butter knife for making my mum cry

11. Last Christmas: i skied for the first time

14. When I Look Down I See: floorboards

15. The craziest recent event was: flying in a plane. FLYING!!!

16. If I were a character on Friends: i’d be cameo of the bloke who doesn’t watch TV

17. By this time next year I will: have a farmhouse, a bran and an orchard (maybe) :weee:

18. What are you excited for: everything excites something in me

19. I have a hard time understanding: senseless killing

20. One time at a family gathering I was: charming, witty and generous, of course 😉

21. You know I like you when: have a conversation with you

22. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank… would be: drugs

23. Take my advice: slow down the communication. we can find a peaceful resolution

24. My ideal breakfast is: a nutritious sleep

25. If you visit the place I grew up: you can look at boats

26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: a field, with a booming rig

27. If you spend the night at my house: you can make me coffee and sausages tomorrow

29. The world could do without: TV

30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than date: myself

31. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself: CD by Andre Popp

32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: a plate of chips

33. My favorite band is: erk. listen to loads of music

34. My favorite color is: green or blue. green

38. I shouldn’t have: got so comfortable with farting in public. i am a pig

39. Once, at a bar: i spiked a girl’s pint of cider with a double gin, every time she came in. she’s married to me now

40. Last night I: enjoyed a family meal and downloaded a concert by radio tarifa (who are splitting nect month)

41. There’s this guy / girl who i know who: is a selfish bastard, but i love him to bits

42: I don’t know how to: stop the war

43. A better name for me would be: you naughty boy

44. If I ever go back to school I’ll: explain to the pupils that you don’t have to listen to what you mates think or say. i go into schools as part of my job and it’s sad how talented young people sell themselves short for fear of looking keen in front of the masses

45. How many days until my birthday? loads

46. Where have all the: songbirds gone?

47. I’m wearing: shorts and a sk8 t-shirt

48. Tomorrow I am going to be: out on my bike. to the beach?

49. The last thing I ate was: a nectarine. yum

50. I really want to learn how to: be in two places at once

1. The last person I kissed was: myself as i looked into the mirror (i am so hot)
2. Never in my life have I: killed a polar bear (they’re big you know?)
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: my gf

4. High School: yes i do get high in school.

5. When I’m nervous I: twitch or tap my fingers on things.

6. The last time I cried was: parents divorce

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be; kidnapping me and going to strip clubs

9. My hair looks: at me dissapprovingly

10. When I was 5: i lived in germany

11. Last Christmas: i got 4 presents

14. When I Look Down I See: …im naked

15. The craziest recent event was: the US government saying the war in iraq has to do with the war on terror.

16. If I were a character on Friends: joey

17. By this time next year I will: be a year older?

18. What are you excited for: my gf coming back from vacation

19. I have a hard time understanding: the way of the world

20. One time at a family gathering I was: poundin them back with my dad

21. You know I like you when: i slap you in the face (its a slap of love)

22. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank… would be: The Big Man (as i point upwards with my index finger)

23. Take my advice: that would be a mistake, as i have gotten many in trouble

24. My ideal breakfast is: pancakes scambled eggs beacon (all pumped full of hormones) and a bottle of tobasco and some orange juice
25. If you visit the place I grew up: you would be drinking this much too.

26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: my ego
27. If you spend the night at my house: i’m kicking you out before my mom makes me breakfast! ( only I can eat that breakfast!)
29. The world could do without: hate mongers
30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than date: my fate

31. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself: a box of lucky strikes and a liter of bombay saphire, which was confiscated in dallas airport (no gells or liquids..basterds)

32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: aviator shades
33. My favorite band is: Muse (not their most recent album)

34. My favorite color is: red

38. I shouldn’t have: ever gotten that BJ, i might as well have stuck my dick in a bear trap.

39. Once, at a bar: i dont bother with many bars for i am 17 and live in the states.

40. Last night my brother kicked me out of my own bed so he could romp with his ex-gf

41. There’s this guy / girl who i know who: sells me the goods

42: I don’t know how to: stop myself

43. A better name for me would be: Augustus
44. If I ever go back to school I’ll: im still in school, but hypothetically i would doodle on my papers, like i do now.

45. How many days until my birthday? its on oct. 28th, and ill be damned if i have to do any dort of math today!

46. Where have all the: sexy airplane attendants gone? no really.

47. I’m wearing: i told you before im not wearing anything at all, because im just too sexy.

48. Tomorrow I am going to be: plaster faced.

49. The last thing I ate was: chocolate..mmmm!:weee:

50. I really want to learn how to: take the foot off the gas, if someone threw a match, i would be footless.

delete and add your own

1. The last person I kissed was: A bloke called Sam<3
2. Never in my life have I: Flown with fairies
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: Giny(He just gets away with everything with everyone!)

4. High School: was the bollox.

5. When I’m nervous I: I bite my lip

6. The last time I cried was: Friday

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be;Planning a massive party

9. My hair looks: like my hair

10. When I was 5: I was 14 years away from being the age I nearly am now

11. Last Christmas: Was shit

14. When I Look Down I See: Everyone, as I am above everyone 😀

15. The craziest recent event was: Last night with some non raver mates at a non rave event, it was crazy.

16. If I were a character on Friends: I’d be Chandler,

17. By this time next year I will: Be at uni

18. What are you excited for: Nothing

19. I have a hard time understanding: The narrowmindedness of some people

20. One time at a family gathering I was: drunk/shot/mashed

21. You know I like you when: I stick my hands down your pants

22. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank… would be: my mum

23. Take my advice: Get to know your parents, you never know when they will be gone.

24. My ideal breakfast is: croissants and nutella
25. If you visit the place I grew up: you’d be in Romford

26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: Working in West Sussex on Friday
27. If you spend the night at my house: I’d call the police, who the fuck are you?!
29. The world could do without: War
30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than date: That weid bloke out of the poltergeist films

31. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself: 10bag

32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: Chinese food
33. My favorite band is: Bedouin Soundclash

34. My favorite color is: green

38. I shouldn’t have: Stop taking lessons

39. Once, at a bar: I danced on the tables to dirrrty. Yes mate.

40. Last night I had sex,

41. There’s this guy / girl who i know who: both fancy me

42: I don’t know how to: be interested in things I am not, for example if other people talk about something that I dont find interesting, I cant pretend that I am.

43. A better name for me would be: Kay
44. If I ever go back to school I’ll: I’d done more shit that people sed that I shouldn’t

45. How many days until my birthday? My birthday is 19th Nov so, you work it out.

46. Where have all the: real people gone??

47. I’m wearing: nothing, apart from a smile

48. Tomorrow I am going to be: embarking on the most exciting adventure of all, the rest of my life.

49. The last thing I ate was: a fab lolly

50. I really want to learn how to: mix